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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/equalityAlec/status/1645101489927405571

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:blessed:

nudejedi
Mar 5, 2002

Shanghai Tippytap

:yeshaha:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

The police station was resisting. The LAPD had no other option but to set fire to the building.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

1 down, 17999 and all the prisons to go

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

The Voice of Labor posted:

1 down, 17999 and all the prisons to go

except they would totally leave tons of prisoners to die

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

I uh think the prisoners would figure out the whole escaping thing sooner or later.

jail time is, in many ways, a death sentence anyway, including not being able to get a job after release

nudejedi
Mar 5, 2002

Shanghai Tippytap

Tenkaris posted:

except they would totally leave tons of prisoners to die

Thats why you free the prisoners and fill the brig with pigs, and have yourself a nice Lecter-Style BBQ.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

https://twitter.com/fighthaven/status/1645048931666247683?s=46&t=v69FFc9gmilk6I-vYnAGzw

Seatbelts
Mar 29, 2010

this is insane; I'm surprised he didn't powerbomb the baby

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this is petty but still pretty funny
https://twitter.com/AshAgony/status/1645585101076537344

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


I like this his hypothesis was that they'd be less lovely in richer, more suburban boroughs but actually they're just pieces of poo poo everywhere

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

dude ran for city office in LA on almost exactly that billboard last year and won

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
actually he's got a pretty cool website and turns out that LA DWP is actually balling harder than the LAPD in terms of payroll

https://controller.lacity.gov/

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Jaxyon posted:

actually he's got a pretty cool website and turns out that LA DWP is actually balling harder than the LAPD in terms of payroll

https://controller.lacity.gov/

LA DWP is a loving Noir villain.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/Gothamist/status/1646136945460887553

750k for this poo poo while they're shutting down schools and libraries left and right.

Seatbelts
Mar 29, 2010

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/Gothamist/status/1646136945460887553

750k for this poo poo while they're shutting down schools and libraries left and right.

Can't wait till tripping over this thing counts as assaulting an officer

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Seatbelts posted:

Can't wait till tripping over this thing counts as assaulting an officer

if they chase you you can dive into a box in an alley

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

a big granite memorial etched with the names of all the robot canine officers downed by antifa hula hoops

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
Avatar blanked by Admin request.

Jaxyon posted:

if they chase you you can dive into a box in an alley

https://twitter.com/bilbosfootcomb/status/1449133544148713474

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bepaFW-wEOw

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

how many of these articles have come out about useless military boondoggle toys that never materialize beyond investor storytime grift because the tech is permanently 20+ years away from practical applications?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's a useless, pointless, ruinously expensive boondoggle that will doubtless be used to murder some black teens. so, business as usual for the nypd.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

What can these robots even do in a police capacity?

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

KomradeX posted:

What can these robots even do in a police capacity?

Use up budget so they can say they need more money and also harass minorities.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

KomradeX posted:

What can these robots even do in a police capacity?

What does it do? Why, it helps bring the ruinous spending habits of the military-industrial complex to the domestic market, of course! What more could you ask for?

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

KomradeX posted:

What can these robots even do in a police capacity?

there's a photo of one with a canon on its back two posts up so negligent homicide by way of having lovely aim and not giving a gently caress where your bullets land or what they go through on the way. they can also probably collect whatever the robot equivalent of paid leave is

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
I'm just afraid one is going to step on my foot

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
how will the robot dog beat its wife though

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
the first cop to kill someone with one of those robot dogs will be given paid leave for mental anguish

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAJpHUf6xOE&t=52s

BD's safety video recommends two-meters minimum safe distance when operating Spot. Ahh, yes, six feet of clearance at all times. Very easy to achieve in New York City.

! Spot can move unexpectedly at any time
! Collisions can occur, even when obstacle avoidance (sic) enabled


Love seeing basic grammatical errors in safety documentation for my murderbots.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

I also enjoy the quixotic notion that police would STOP Spot when someone enters the 2m radius and politely inform them about the safe operating distance.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

eric trump taking the stage "we love our killbots don't we ladies and gentlemen"

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I'm going to throw a net over the robot dog, wrap it in a blanket and throw it in a lake

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

you have 20 seconds to comply

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/cjciaramella/status/1646138648264335361

The Afroman lawsuit is not going well for the cops. Turns out video of something that actually happened doesn't count as a false statement, who knew?

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires
https://twitter.com/NikosRaves/status/1647597244684673029

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
"full on rear end kicking"

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009


https://twitter.com/SnackAlgorithm/status/1647691459653693441?s=20

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Cpt_Obvious posted:

This is your public reminder that you can think a thing and not post it.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Cpt_Obvious posted:

This is your public reminder that you can think a thing and not post it.

I don't understand.

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