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Mebh posted:Its like Labour think they've found the antisemitism scandal for the right. They are part of that racist, sexist, and casually brutal institution, and they're trying to protect its authority and powers to crack skulls in the face of scandals and public opprobrium. That's it. That's really all there is. It's not stupidity, it's just extremely narrow allegiance to the state at its cruellest.
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Seeing the headline 'Dalai Lama apologises for asking boy to suck his tongue' made me think the walls of reality have come crashing down and we're now living in The Day Today's universe. 'Bearded cleric in oily chin insertion' actually feels less insane.
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Jel Shaker posted:is everybody a melt or is this just a defensive phrase in case the first comment ohh this guy is such a melt and you have to defend yourself for liking something I don't think everyone is a melt, nor is it a defensive phrase, Bastani is a melt. As in he's soft, as in he's the soft left. So he's sus to me because any of the soft left are sus as hell.
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Payndz posted:Seeing the headline 'Dalai Lama apologises for asking boy to suck his tongue' made me think the walls of reality have come crashing down and we're now living in The Day Today's universe. 'Bearded cleric in oily chin insertion' actually feels less insane. Tibetan Buddhism just got weird-----er again............ says the atheist with a statue of the Buddha opposite the front door. 
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The Perfect Element posted:As a cis man who's been using men's toilets for my entire life, I don't think I've ever once seen someone else's dick. It's even less likely you'd see a dick in the ladies loos because presumably everyone uses a cubical in there rather than urinals. Eh, it's certainly possible, especially those old style toilets where instead of individual urinals you have a trough. You'd mostly have to go looking though, it is Socially Expected that you keep your eyes to the front at all times.
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Remember being in a pub in Glasgow where all the urinals were arranged in a circle so you were directly making eye contact with the person opposite. Very weird vibes.
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keep punching joe posted:Remember being in a pub in Glasgow where all the urinals were arranged in a circle so you were directly making eye contact with the person opposite. Very weird vibes. Now imagine that, but at a Warehouse Project rave, they're not in a toilet but in a thoroughfare, you've got people of any gender milling about you, and to top it off the MDMA is making it SO difficult to piss even though you know you need to.
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Apr 10, 2023 13:34
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i think "melt" is functionally useless at this point. bastani is mostly a loving idiot and i don't really trust anyone at novara in the slightest
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It's like Starmer still thinks he's DPP and forgotten as leader he needs to cover a much wider sphere of public life. (Maybe he could do that with some helicopter dick moves).
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keep punching joe posted:Self destructively hoping for a tory landslide just to see these pricks get owned for being such a bunch of shitheels. it will be jeremy corbyn's fault, op
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A step inside a melted boomer's brain:
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:It's like Starmer still thinks he's DPP and forgotten as leader he needs to cover a much wider sphere of public life. (Maybe he could do that with some helicopter dick moves). I think part of it is that they saw these kind of slurs work against Corbyn, but didn't realise that it's only doable with a 100% supportive media.
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fuctifino posted:A step inside a melted boomer's brain: you could write a novel based on that backstory jfc
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Jel Shaker posted:you could write a novel based on that backstory jfc I'm surprised there was no spanking involved. Keir would have taken his belt off!
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Apraxin posted:l m a o Lmao
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/BreakingIEN/status/1645430387311628290 Look at the video. It’s a bunch of bored 14 year old dickheads, as it always is these days. Anyone trying to portray this as anything paramilitary is talking nonsense
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Ha ha ha. Nice graphic https://twitter.com/guardiang2/status/1645399489442902016?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg Photo in case they delete 
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Gorn Myson posted:Its just funny how despite their lead they still look indecisive and weak, and its all for stupid poo poo like a completely unnecessary offensive advertising campaign when they're flying high in the polls. Its so stupid that I think it might be the starting point of a backlash against Starmer by the audience hes been trying to court. It's because they have literally no plan, they are banking on the tories just remaining poo poo so they too can be poo poo but have their cake and eat it. These are career liars with no intent on serving the public interests.
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Apraxin posted:l m a o not even paedophiles deserve to have to read that shite
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Got a jury citation a week ago but I'm lazy as gently caress and take forever to open my mail (I mean it's almost always bollocks so why bother...) so only just found out. Been reading the guidance on the website and really, "Although there are no set rules as to what jurors should wear, your choice of clothing should be comfortable but smart; so as to reflect the importance of the role you are to play in court." I'm mad I'm going to do hours of unpaid labour and will have to buy clothes for the privilege tbh. Can't loving wait.
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smellmycheese posted:Look at the video. It’s a bunch of bored 14 year old dickheads, as it always is these days. Anyone trying to portray this as anything paramilitary is talking nonsense I'm guessing lots of paramilitaries are bored 14 year old dickheads.
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forkboy84 posted:Got a jury citation a week ago but I'm lazy as gently caress and take forever to open my mail (I mean it's almost always bollocks so why bother...) so only just found out. Sounds like there is no set rules so turn up in a fursuit.
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forkboy84 posted:Got a jury citation a week ago but I'm lazy as gently caress and take forever to open my mail (I mean it's almost always bollocks so why bother...) so only just found out. Turn up in Progress Pride EVERYTHING.
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Pablo Bluth posted:Go dressed really smart so they assume you're a Tory then partake in Jury Nullification for any poo poo laws. This.
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fuctifino posted:A step inside a melted boomer's brain:
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Julio Cruz posted:not even paedophiles deserve to have to read that shite I think they are suggesting that convicted pedos should be forced to write Guardian op-ed's as penance.
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forkboy84 posted:Got a jury citation a week ago but I'm lazy as gently caress and take forever to open my mail (I mean it's almost always bollocks so why bother...) so only just found out. They do pay you what is basically a pittance, is my understanding from when my wife did it a few years ago e: also you can't be on the jury if you don't speak English well enough so you can always pretend you only speak Esperanto SixFigureSandwich fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Apr 10, 2023 |
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SixFigureSandwich posted:They do pay you what is basically a pittance, is my understanding from when my wife did it a few years ago You get paid if you're employed or on the dole. If you're in the no-mans land of "not working but also not actually on UC because the last time you signed on the process made you want to die & I don't say that hyperbolically" then it sounds like you're poo poo out of luck lol. Or so I gathered from a brief look on their website. I'll phone up & ask some more questions tomorrow
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Pablo Bluth posted:Go dressed really smart so they assume you're a Tory then partake in Jury Nullification for any poo poo laws. Don't just shout "nullification!" like a pokemon move though, I think they can remove you as a juror. Just say not guilty. Say you have doubts. I'm not a lawyer.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Don't just shout "nullification!" like a pokemon move though, I think they can remove you as a juror. Just say not guilty. Say you have doubts. I'm not a lawyer. The smart move is to smile and nod whenever the judge is around, but when you're alone with the other jurors no-one can stop you from persuading them to acquit because the law is bullshit.
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A friend of mine got out of jury duty by eating lots of beans the night before, and he just farted his way through the first hour's induction thingy, politely apologising with with a whispered "medical condition" every time he loudly parped. He was told he wasn't needed and sent home. e: This is proof that anyone can be a king if they are a hereditary monarch and your mum/dad dies https://twitter.com/rob_heighton/status/1644717767512186883 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 10, 2023 |
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