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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Pip pip, cheerio.

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Breetai posted:

Yes.

Those days.



...


I really need to spring clean my old files.

lol :goatsecx:

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

I still don't get it

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

PubicMice posted:

I still don't get it

the cups make an optical illusion like it's blurry but it's not.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

PubicMice posted:

I still don't get it

Someone opened a localized wormhole to the dimension of infinite #1 dads

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Kheldarn posted:

For sale: Dildo Shoes, Never Used

One of those emerging markets where it could be worth more secondhand.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760353372649291796/1095272898001899540/rapidsave.com_definitely_improved_it-5ypilm9c94sa1.mp4

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 11:20 on Apr 11, 2023

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

I roll 50 deep, riding up to work in my chauffeured $300k Mercedes, my posse seeing me off at the door. A regular philanthropist (paying for a ticket to support the modernist art of public transit) and cultural aficionado (long form silent gonzo journalism of the local population)

Truly blessed

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

ZixTheYeti posted:

Used dildo clown shoes.

BURMA SHAVE

Lexorin
Jul 5, 2000

boofhead posted:

I roll 50 deep, riding up to work in my chauffeured $300k Mercedes, my posse seeing me off at the door. A regular philanthropist (paying for a ticket to support the modernist art of public transit) and cultural aficionado (long form silent gonzo journalism of the local population)

Truly blessed

Surprised the GOP hasn't tried to frame Bernie like this. "BERNIE SANDERS ROLLS TO WORK EVERY DAY WITH A CREW OF 50 IN A CHAUFFEURED $300k MERCEDES. DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU INTO THINKING HE'S NOT IN THE 1%."

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Is that a real article? And if so, how

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

It doesn’t seem like this is much different from a lot of shoes (EVA is a pretty common material used in shoes, right?). Not sure how electrical resistance is a big selling point but whatev

Yeah, the dildo shoes aren't that great. Now these shoes I'm wearing made from the fascinating polymer Imipolex G have the property that

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

freeedr posted:

Is that a real article? And if so, how

It's slate, that and like 12 other magazines just exist as lovely take content mills.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

Is that a real article? And if so, how

its a clickbait mill that uses the core of a true idea (marketing creates problems in your mind and pitches the product as a solution) and then spices it up with a bunch of hot takery to get you to engage with it

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

freeedr posted:

Is that a real article? And if so, how
People get excited when they think they've cracked the armpit code.

You see, if you shave your pits, wear tank tops, have a neutral posture where your arms are raised ever so slightly, and shower after any major exertion your pits will still slightly stink but not so much that you couldn't personally ignore it.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Toilet paper was created so tolve a problem that didn't exist and is reinforces by the patriarchy. And honestly, alcohol is a scam too.

The Sean
Apr 17, 2005

Am I handsome now?


Cocaine Bear posted:

Toilet paper was created so tolve a problem that didn't exist and is reinforces by the patriarchy. And honestly, alcohol is a scam too.

idk seems like it's working

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

zedprime posted:

People get excited when they think they've cracked the armpit code.

You see, if you shave your pits, wear tank tops, have a neutral posture where your arms are raised ever so slightly, and shower after any major exertion your pits will still slightly stink but not so much that you couldn't personally ignore it.

If your armpit bo is bad wipe some hand sanitizer like you would deodorant and it almost completely kills the smell.

No idea why it works but it does. I do it if I have meetings towards the end of the day.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Outrail posted:

No idea why it works but it does.
The smell is caused by bacteria.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Sounds like I could freshen up with Lysol during the day

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Outrail posted:

If your armpit bo is bad wipe some hand sanitizer like you would deodorant and it almost completely kills the smell.

No idea why it works but it does. I do it if I have meetings towards the end of the day.
:science: It works because BO isn't caused by the sweat itself, but rather by bacteria breaking down the oils in the sweat. Killing the bacteria kills the smell, at least for a while.

People with wet earwax also smell worse than people with dry earwax, because their sweat contains more oils.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Outrail posted:

If your armpit bo is bad wipe some hand sanitizer like you would deodorant and it almost completely kills the smell.

No idea why it works but it does. I do it if I have meetings towards the end of the day.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

What do I put on to kill the smell of vinegar?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

TraderStav posted:

What do I put on to kill the smell of vinegar?

Stick a bay leaf under each arm. You'll smell like soup.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


TraderStav posted:

What do I put on to kill the smell of vinegar?

Baking soda.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

TraderStav posted:

What do I put on to kill the smell of vinegar?
If you wipe it with some salad it'll be nicely oil and vinegar dressed.

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?

TraderStav posted:

What do I put on to kill the smell of vinegar?

I used vinegar lastnight to remove jalapeño burn from my skin, so you should be okay to soak in jalapeño juice to remove the vinegar smell.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TraderStav posted:

What do I put on to kill the smell of vinegar?

Garlic

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ultrafilter posted:

Baking soda.

Lol

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Cover your entire body in baby powder. Problem solved you're welcome

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




I didn’t even catch that I just thought of the arm&hammer deodorant. lmao.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Lmao you guys don't walk around with your arms up?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

And stainless steel kills garlic smell. Bing bong

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

teethgrinder posted:

The smell is caused by bacteria.

Yeah I get that, but I thought it was the bacterias body waste, not the bacteria itself.

It works, just gotta make sure you're using sanitizer that doesn't smell to bad. And avoid the stuff that smells like cheap tequila.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Decrepus posted:

Lmao you guys don't walk around with your arms up?

I live in a country that is sensible about guns so do not need to assume the "do not shoot" position 24/7.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



T-posing is good posture

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
The real deodorant hack (and a convenient one if you work in food service) is wiping pits with a steeped black tea bag.

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teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

SAY YOHO posted:

The real deodorant hack (and a convenient one if you work in food service) is wiping pits with a steeped black tea bag.
No, it's showering daily and using deodorant/anti-perspirant.

What I need a hack for is how to stop my t-shirts from getting aluminum stains from anti-perspirant. The "no stains" Speedsticks definitely seems to reduce them, but it still happens eventually.

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