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my bony fealty posted:I dunno if this is all that entertaining, this lady's blog very quickly gets into how she has been sexually abused and trafficked and tortured her whole life which isn't very fun :/ tbh I just linked it after seeing the saucer on the homepage and aliens in the bible talk I’m guessing that sorta poo poo is rampant in cultish usaf and military families Tekne has issued a correction as of 03:56 on Apr 11, 2023 |
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Wheeee posted:all this talk of 2026/27 of late coming after the galactic federation saw the latest lamed IPCC report and realized we were in fact going to barrel full throttle into locking in extinction by 2030 Lol last time I saw talk about that online it was 2024. Already pushing the dates back.
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 03:54 |
which do we get first: full public disclosure or Silksong
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 03:56 |
Tekne posted:lue vouches for this man's cuban brainworms This is dumb but a cool conspiracy theory would be that all the havana syndrome people were working on alien stuff for the government with cover stories as diplomats and because of the disclosure ball starting to roll in 2017 the government decided to cover their tracks and used experimental men-in-black memory eraser tech to erase their memories and make them think their cover story was real and havana syndrome is the side effect. They've always been able to remote view but because of their new memories they think it's a new thing. Would make for a cool book.
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 05:10 |
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:Bigfoot has a micropenis, this is canon. Any sighting reports with big floppy dongs can be dismissed as crass hoaxes Wanna swing back around to Bigcock talk and ask if anyone knows if there have ever been actual reports of Sasquatches with big hanging dongs? Of course I'm asking for myself, lol if you think I have any friends who give a poo poo about this sort of thing.
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 05:11 |
Jazerus posted:The logline for the memoir by Scott Andrews takes some time to unpack, but it’s a doozy. Andrews is a former senior U.S soldier and decorated intelligence officer who conducted global counterterrorism operations on behalf of the United States during a 36-year military career. Shortly after returning from an overseas mission, he began to suffer from rare, life-threatening ailments that defied medical explanation. Rather than succumbing, he instead began to experience special, inexplicable abilities such as remote viewing, and his body began to heal, baffling doctors. This is basically the Olivia (Anna Torv) plotline of Fringe.
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 05:15 |
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AndyElusive posted:Wanna swing back around to Bigcock talk and ask if anyone knows if there have ever been actual reports of Sasquatches with big hanging dongs? afaik no dicks, only tig old biddies there was a weirdo who got banned from r/bigfoot due to his obsession with killing bigfoot before bigfoot could rape him, which he was sure would happen in any encounter
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 05:30 |
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article215775435.html This weirdo was obsessed with bigfoot dong. It cost him a republican nomination lol
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 05:33 |
Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:afaik no dicks, only tig old biddies The human mind is an extraordinary thing
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 05:59 |
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Wheeee posted:which do we get first: full public disclosure or Silksong Definitely Silksong.
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 06:17 |
AndyElusive posted:Wanna swing back around to Bigcock talk and ask if anyone knows if there have ever been actual reports of Sasquatches with big hanging dongs? as an ascended being bigfoot cares not for dong size coincidentally bigfoots have monster schlongs this is not related to their philosophical stance on boners, merely their general walking & sitting stance Jazerus posted:ah, the common experience of finding files left by your late father detailing your commission as a minor to serve as a space ambassador for stargate command which you don't remember in any way alternate sa has laser balls brain attack gangtag Wheeee posted:A man was going down from Phoenix to Tucson, when he was attacked by rednecks. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. So too, a Liberal, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. But Lue, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and bandaged his wounds, cleaning and disinfecting them. Then he put the man in his own F-350, brought him to a black site and took care of him. The next day he took out two jugs and gave them to the site commander. ‘Get him to talk,’ he said, ‘and when I return, I expect to know if he knows anything.'
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I’m still convinced the Havana Syndrome was a DIA psyop to assess just how gullible Trump is. It’s as real as my 4th grade Canadian girlfriend
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 06:49 |
Canadian girlfriends are real
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 07:19 |
As I understand it, Squatches are holographic, so dong length/presence would be purely arbitrary.
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 07:30 |
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Sasquatch spring fully formed from the head of Zeus
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 07:36 |
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coconono posted:I’m still convinced the Havana Syndrome was a DIA psyop to assess just how gullible Trump is. It’s as real as my 4th grade Canadian girlfriend It made congress look pretty loving gullible
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 09:58 |
Havana syndrome is the soul leaving the body because your a spook imo
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 10:16 |
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Nichael posted:This is basically the Olivia (Anna Torv) plotline of Fringe. As I was reading that I thought the exact same thing.
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 11:43 |
D-Pad posted:This is dumb but a cool conspiracy theory would be that all the havana syndrome people were working on alien stuff for the government with cover stories as diplomats and because of the disclosure ball starting to roll in 2017 the government decided to cover their tracks and used experimental men-in-black memory eraser tech to erase their memories and make them think their cover story was real and havana syndrome is the side effect. They've always been able to remote view but because of their new memories they think it's a new thing. Would make for a cool book. That's a fun one. I'd also settle for "they were testing exotic weaponry stupidly close to their own staff" and zapped their own people or just that they put people in a poorly ventilated building and it had a weird pressure differential or some old chemicals that hosed them all up there's so many choices and I'd believe them all from the mundanely inept to the bafflingly exotic
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 12:28 |
I'm still solidly in the "Havana Syndrome was COVID-19 all along" camp
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 12:34 |
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it was fidel
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 12:34 |
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Fidel's deadmans switch was to drive US state department freaks insane with phantom noises. checks out.
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 12:39 |
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my bony fealty posted:Fidel's deadmans switch was to drive US state department freaks insane with phantom noises. checks out. you misunderstand... it was fidel's ghost
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 12:47 |
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The embassy was being bug bombed, but Elaine was holding her breath so she's okay. Unfortunately Kramer was unaware and now his Havana Syndrome now keeps him from enjoying fresh peaches
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Jazerus posted:The logline for the memoir by Scott Andrews takes some time to unpack, but it’s a doozy. Andrews is a former senior U.S soldier and decorated intelligence officer who conducted global counterterrorism operations on behalf of the United States during a 36-year military career. Shortly after returning from an overseas mission, he began to suffer from rare, life-threatening ailments that defied medical explanation. Rather than succumbing, he instead began to experience special, inexplicable abilities such as remote viewing, and his body began to heal, baffling doctors. Tekne posted:I don't care what the truth is anymore as long as it's this entertaining
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 14:17 |
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Orbis Tertius posted:Sasquatch spring fully formed from the head of Zeus Which head?
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 14:19 |
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"why do all these CIA freaks have massive hangovers after stopping in South Beach on their way to Cuba?"
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 14:22 |
Necrobama posted:"why do all these CIA freaks have massive hangovers after stopping in South Beach on their way to Cuba?" eh, if we're at the point where Nolan is vouching for it having physiological symptoms I'd really give it the benefit of the doubt that something slightly more exotic than booze is at play
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 14:47 |
Good Soldier Svejk posted:Oh poo poo that's the metapod again! I was looking into this because I was curious what the gently caress you meant by "metapod". Madrid, Spain. 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KoVICnyrT4 quote:[Whistling and breathing]
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 15:04 |
yeah if anyone could find a party balloon that looks like that it'd ease a lot of anxiety because that fucker is weird as all hell
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 15:06 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:yeah if anyone could find a party balloon that looks like that it'd ease a lot of anxiety because that fucker is weird as all hell the way it moves and reflects light makes it look like a model hanging from a fishing rod.
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 15:12 |
Behold! Flying Saucer Review Vol 23, No.1! https://filebin.net/4dw7hxu11ttyakct The famous Broad Haven event! Floating Brains! Dwarves setting off firecrackers! Venezuelan alien sex orgy!!
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 15:47 |
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fanfic insert posted:Which head? lol get a load of this guy. “which head” lmao *tugs nervously at collar*
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 16:09 |
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I'm a little disappointed with the general reaction to Lue's News as apposed to his Clues. It's pretty obvious something is going on with Havana Syndrome and more information is always good. It's a little more than just secret service agents covering up their latest coke binge. I thought more people would be excited for it...
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 16:31 |
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Barry Foster posted:Behold! Flying Saucer Review Vol 23, No.1! Oh man that Colombian orgy instantly made me think of Antonio Villas Boas, and then Gordon Creighton says as much - but don't get too excited, he goes on, because the djinn can look like anything they want and are only trying to confuse us by keeping track of differences and similarities. He mentions ones of my favorite FSR cases, the white Rhodesian whose car gets teleported an impossible distance on a road trip to South Africa: "They looked how I wanted them to look. They looked like a duck, then it looked like a duck; if it looked like a monster, then it looked like a monster." I love this case because of how flimsy it is - the guy's proof of teleportation is that he never stopped for gas but the tank was fuller than it should have been after so many miles, and in the FSR writeup they spend pages going over the math PROVING this, but ... what if it just isn't true? :P
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FFT posted:I'm still solidly in the "Havana Syndrome was COVID-19 all along" camp It's a hangover, we cracked this ages ago.
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FFT posted:I'm still solidly in the "Havana Syndrome was COVID-19 all along" camp
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 16:34 |
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Human.Frank posted:I'm a little disappointed with the general reaction to Lue's News as apposed to his Clues. It's pretty obvious something is going on with Havana Syndrome and more information is always good. It's a little more than just secret service agents covering up their latest coke binge. I thought more people would be excited for it... listening to Lue's podcast interviews gave me Havana syndrome
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 16:35 |
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Havana syndrome sounds like utter bullshit. I'm open to being wrong though.
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"side effects of unpredictable alien technology", to be fair, is a far more believable explanation than "commie brain microwaves"
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