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freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



You could combine them and call someone a gigalo's dildo

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Gigaldo is right there and woosh

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
the unholy fusion dance performed by Ryan Giggs and Ronaldo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



oh no computer posted:

No discounted eggs when I went to Tesco yesterday, they'd already replaced them with the gardening stuff.

They aren't using the holiday section for coronation poo poo? Sounds like Tesco has GONE WOKE

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Asda have patriotic coronation dolls you can groom, the Diana version of the Incredible Crash Dummies set and and sweat proof masks of the royal family

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Everything you need for the sexiest night of your life.

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

oh no computer posted:

No discounted eggs when I went to Tesco yesterday, they'd already replaced them with the gardening stuff.

M&S foodhall was overflowing with discount choc, this was just over £15 and got a Percy bucket and extra choc’corn for m’lady. Might check again on Thursday and get some ultradiscount eggs if they’ve got some around still.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
For 15 quid I want at least 2 kilo of chocolate.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

UK Egg Hunt Thread

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

goatface posted:

For 15 quid I want at least 2 kilo of chocolate.

the giant speckled egg bar is 250g/£2.50 but I think the best £££ per choc is the swiss mini eggs, blonde (get in) and milk chocolate truffles at 400g/£2.50.

ive just gone for a fancy today but on my return it’ll be a quest for weight.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

kecske posted:

wasn't gandhi the 'I keep kids around to tempt me on purpose to prove I'm not a wrongun' guy

He was definitely the 'black people are subhuman' guy

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
One of the best things my dad taught me was to focus on price per 100g over total price. The smaller Cadbury eggs were 70p per 100g this morning which is pretty fuckin good in a world where 100g bags of chocolate are £1.50-1.65 now

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

oh yeah the mini creme eggs were great, im gonna miss those little bastards

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
i miss the egg-cups and mugs of days gone by 😪

Escobarbarian posted:

One of the best things my dad taught me was to focus on price per 100g over total price. The smaller Cadbury eggs were 70p per 100g this morning which is pretty fuckin good in a world where 100g bags of chocolate are £1.50-1.65 now

this is the way

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



the basic own brand basic dark choc is 100g for 33p and is perfectly acceptable

plus its dairy free in some places

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Crystal Thenis posted:

i miss the egg-cups and mugs of days gone by 😪

take heart, op, for any break room, staff room or charity shop in the land that you walk into will be full of them

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i found a little britain mug in a cupboard around 2015 that had a crude built in speaker that said the catchphrase when you tipped the mug, but the batteries were depleted so it groaned iiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooaaaaaaaaanlyyyyyyyy gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy innururughghvulrururughghghhh

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

crispix posted:

take heart, op, for any break room, staff room or charity shop in the land that you walk into will be full of them

can picture that vintage yorkie mug if I focus long enough

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

crispix posted:

i found a little britain mug in a cupboard around 2015 that had a crude built in speaker that said the catchphrase when you tipped the mug, but the batteries were depleted so it groaned iiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooaaaaaaaaanlyyyyyyyy gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy innururughghvulrururughghghhh

haha, beautiful! 👌

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
I'm sick of chocolate

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Speaks very highly of you

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Buying the cheapest chocolate I can scrape out of expired poddington peas Easter eggs that went off in 1991 to maximise my £/100g ratio

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Nope

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Gasmask posted:

Buying the cheapest chocolate I can scrape out of expired poddington peas Easter eggs that went off in 1991 to maximise my £/100g ratio

Down at the bottom of the garden

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


JollyBoyJohn posted:

Down at the bottom of the garden

Keep it a secret now, please.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
If they wanted it to be a secret why did they make a loving documentary about it

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

JollyBoyJohn posted:

I'm sick of chocolate

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Didn't know one of you worked for Walmart

https://mobile.twitter.com/whosurdaddienow/status/1642917181334880257

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Gasmask posted:

If they wanted it to be a secret why did they make a loving documentary about it

louis theroux hangs out with the poddington peas to discover the dark secret at the heart of their community (it's a piss fetish)

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor



-e-wind, when the crowd say bo

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




It's raining

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yep. Lots of it.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Skarsnik posted:

It's raining

:wrong:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

So apparently the UK is on pace to be the worst performing economy this year among the g20 (even worse than Russia lol). You guys spent all that sterling on Shrek merch huh

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!





No I checked, deffo rain

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



free hubcaps posted:

So apparently the UK is on pace to be the worst performing economy this year among the g20 (even worse than Russia lol). You guys spent all that sterling on Shrek merch huh

sounds like we're at the top of the list, and thus Number One

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


free hubcaps posted:

So apparently the UK is on pace to be the worst performing economy this year among the g20 (even worse than Russia lol). You guys spent all that sterling on Shrek merch huh

its not merch, it's shrekcoin

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

free hubcaps posted:

So apparently the UK is on pace to be the worst performing economy this year among the g20 (even worse than Russia lol). You guys spent all that sterling on Shrek merch huh

do you think this thread controls the national and global economy?

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

do you think this thread controls the national and global economy?

It is, via the Butterfly effect. Fluo died in 2016, months before the Brexit vote. It's all been downhill since.

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