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Karate Bastard posted:God damnit! It's only real Parmesan if the foot scrapings are conducted in the Parmasea region of Greece, otherwise it's just cheese scented foot flakes.
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:It's only real Parmesan if the foot scrapings are conducted in the Parmasea region of Greece, otherwise it's just cheese scented foot flakes. I thought it was parma in Italy.
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Tree zits
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popping balsam zits is all fun and games until you get that poo poo in your hair
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Those on evergreens contain flammable resin. Good to know if you need to make a fire.
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This is incredibly Eastern Suburbs Sydney
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three legs, two vagánias
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:This is incredibly Eastern Suburbs Sydney Lavendar Bay is north of the bridge though, it's where Luna Park is. Also there are no UK backpackers in the story. 2 factors that show it isn't actually Eastern Suburbs Peak Eastern Suburbs got us this emote though 
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a regular spaghetti toastie but with an american amount of filling.
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Ghostlight posted:spaghetti toastie What
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deep dish peat moss posted:The other era of SomethingAwful nerd rap was way better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTtgKVHsAA
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Bum the Sad posted:What A grilled cheese is a cheese toastie on knifecrime island
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point of order, i'm actually on guncrime island
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Ghostlight posted:point of order, i'm actually on guncrime island Are you sure?
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Long, long ago, there was a king who had a son, and this son had two penises hanging there. So when it came time for him to marry, his father planned to marry him to a girl with two vulvas. But although they searched far and wide, they couldn’t find such a girl. The king’s son died without ever getting married, so he became a ghost who wandered around looking for a girl with two vulvas. This ghost searched everywhere and looked very hard, but he just couldn’t find one. And so, since there was nothing else he could do, he began doing it to people’s nostrils. From that time on, people began to catch cold. When somebody catches a cold his nose is stuffed up at first and he can’t breathe, and then later his nose starts to run. That’s because when the ghost puts his penises up there the nose feels stuffed up. After he’s finished, he takes them out and that’s when people can start to breathe again. But because he left his liquid up there, their noses run. --- Folktales Told Around the World / Richard Mercer Dorson
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Steven Wright: We called her Snatches
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Will the phantom double-dicked nostrussy-fucker's lust ever be satisfied?
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Tiny assed dick rear end little man fuckin nostrils smdh
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Thanks, clickbait doctor, but I think I'll pass on this one.
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Stoatbringer posted:Thanks, clickbait doctor, but I think I'll pass on this one. *Cocks revolver* i said do it immediately
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Stoatbringer posted:Thanks, clickbait doctor, but I think I'll pass on this one. Letting ants eat you does tend to resolve a lot of medical issues though...
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This is clearly one of those cases of matching the scenario to the symptom as a means of curing the dysphoria. Yeah you got ants in your pants, but at least you're no longer crazy.
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Stoatbringer posted:Thanks, clickbait doctor, but I think I'll pass on this one. Oh, it 'ends' it alright. 
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lol the comments are full of finance bros saying that's the key to success. guys inheriting dads business really managed to scam the hell out of dipshits trying to start a business
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Sounds just like the popular book and movie "The Firm".
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I left the office early today so I could spend more time with my cat
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Nothing matters but the cat and generating pets. Just pet
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Robo Reagan posted:lol the comments are full of finance bros saying that's the key to success. guys inheriting dads business really managed to scam the hell out of dipshits trying to start a business Not hugely surprising that floating all the Elon Musk Bootlicker Checks to the top of the comments has created an image of weird communal reverie for truly wretched business practices. e: I can't have a cat cos my partner's allergic but thanks to working from home, I can abandon my post at a moment's notice to go pet next door's cat if they are sitting in our garden Teratrain fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Apr 12, 2023 |
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I met up with one of my old college friends that works at a law office now (in their art department), and #4 is probably the most aggravating thing he has to deal with.
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