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Excited to see the ones you make, so sure they will look exactly like the glamour shots of professional donuts you shared and not like complete dogshit
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I’m sorry that you’ve got that vibe I’m rooting for you E: I’m re-reading the thread and my favorite part so far is when I posted the first batch of tailgate donuts and everyone lined up to kick me in the junk and call me Tim Allen. Rationale fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Apr 9, 2023 |
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is the taco bell across/around the lot youd get? or do you just love the cinna-holes they serve.
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:this is straight up a line from anthony bourdain's first book in the chapter where he cashes checks as head chef while slowly watching a gay couple in over their head open a restaurant with insufficient planning and lose everything Are you suggesting that OP may in fact be doing a Bit here?
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 01:44 |
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Whatever could possibly have given you a crazy idea like that
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 02:09 |
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Do you mean itt or generally
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 12:47 |
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Yes
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 20:01 |
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Just gimme some donuts that make me feel weird looking at them
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 20:48 |
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coconono posted:Just gimme some donuts that make me feel weird looking at them Like "Langford's Basilisk" weird or "something has awakened inside of me" weird?
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 21:19 |
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you can already buy long john's at most donut shops. just putting them out there, tempting you...
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:you can already buy long john's at most donut shops. just putting them out there, tempting you... Goddamn I want a chocolate long john right now.
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CubicalSucrose posted:Goddamn I want a chocolate long john right now. Would those melt when you put them on?
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 23:40 |
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Volmarias posted:Like "Langford's Basilisk" weird or "something has awakened inside of me" weird? Both
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# ? Apr 11, 2023 23:46 |
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On the dvd he sets out like 8 dozen bars and then puts on gloves and with one ☝️ finger he stirs up the icing and then with his other hand he dunks the bar and then with his stir finger he wipes the bar one time and then he sets it down. Whole process is like a second per. Then he takes his gloves off and handles trays again It’s really slick you can do like a whole tree rack in a half hour Also the bars are cut with one of those hand rollers and they don’t waste quite as bad as rings geometrically The main strike against them in my mind is that they’re locally all over the place like you literally can’t find a grocery store that isn’t selling eighty cent “cream sticks” as they’re known here. Then also the needle filler limits your options somewhat like you can’t make a bar into a sandwich quite so easily.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 01:38 |
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You should play the Scott Steiner workout video on repeat when you’re selling donuts to inspire your workers
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 04:47 |
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Climate controlled work stations ergonomically designed processes shoe allowance free drinks on shift bangin sound system throughout and better pay I see it often on Facebook where they’re like help I’m making money hand over fist but it’s taking all day and everyone who shows up to interview wants $15 Rationale fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Apr 12, 2023 |
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lol if you're making money hand over fist maybe pay the people fifteen dollars an hour or whatever
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 13:10 |
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That’s what I’m always screaming like something doesn’t add up if you’re killing it but you can’t afford to hire it out or automate it. These fb groups have been a great resource lots of knowledge and wisdom obviously but also morale boosts like this person sells 3k a day and then they’ll ask the internet how to tell if a doctor note is real maybe I’ll be okay
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 13:29 |
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most of those people who run like sole proprietor retail/food service joints are very good about posting (bookended) revenue numbers and terrible about understanding and managing costs like ok you pull in 3k a day do you pull in (charitably, 250 open days) 750,000 a year in rev? no? hmmm
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 13:34 |
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My wife and her coworker went to a fancy donut place yesterday to get donuts for their team because they had to be in a 2.5 hour meeting. This is in Orlando but technically the donut place is in Winter Park. Anyway 12 donuts was $60 after tip. She brought home a regular glazed for me and yeah it was good but it wasn't $5 good. I know this place has weird donuts too but I tend to stick to glazed/old fashioned. If anything it was too sweet, too much glaze. Anyway that's my donut story. Hey OP have you ever watched Restaurant Impossible? Basically every other episode is some guy with absolutely no restaurant experience who decides to open a restaurant because "people always gotta eat!" and then they fail horribly and even with the buzz of being on TV they can't climb out of the hole they got themselves in. Just thinking about that show no real reason.
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Hell, there are a lot of genuinely good restaurants that go out of business pretty much the month their small-business subsidies run out, because they're run by a talented chef chasing their dream without the slightest clue how to run a sustainable business. That's what that article someone posted upthread was all about and it's a common story.
Eric the Mauve fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Apr 14, 2023 |
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Humerus posted:Hey OP have you ever watched Restaurant Impossible? Basically every other episode is some guy with absolutely no restaurant experience who decides to open a restaurant because "people always gotta eat!" and then they fail horribly and even with the buzz of being on TV they can't climb out of the hole they got themselves in. Just thinking about that show no real reason. Robert Irvine is going to have a field day with this donut shop one day. It combines all of his favorite things: dilapidated buildings, amateur owners who know nothing about food costs, people who live in the rust belt, and probably not amazing food. And I don't think he's done a donut shop before, so that's a great hook too. I'd watch.
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# ? Apr 14, 2023 16:59 |
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Robert Irvine is too busy kissing his wife to yell at the blackbelt donut man
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I’m only a blue belt but I was still absolute expert champ that time “You don’t know restaurant “ nobody knows a drat thing grow up Rationale fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Apr 14, 2023 |
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the answer to the op's question is no is this actually just a gimmick or do we have yet another goon in a well
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 00:22 |
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A well of haters’ tears
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 00:33 |
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Who made those?
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 00:54 |
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The X-man cometh posted:Who made those? I also want to know this, Rationale please give us the deets!
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:11 |
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in order, a place in singapore: https://www.burpple.com/welovedelish a recipe blog: https://bakingwithbutter.com/brioche-donuts/ an egg farm: https://www.peteandgerrys.com/egg-recipes/homemade-brioche-donuts and another recipe blog: https://emilylaurae.com/blackberry-cream-brioche-doughnuts/ all look great though
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Olesh posted:the answer to the op's question is no I'm 99% sure this is intentional poo poo posting, and he's actively trying to post the worst possible ideas of what to do. It's the goons that don't realize that (and the 1% of me that's not totally sure) that makes this a thread that keeps on giving. Shine on, you
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:36 |
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Bloody posted:in order, a place in singapore: https://www.burpple.com/welovedelish haha dammit, when I ask a leading question about that right before you, it means I already know the answer. now we are deprived of the opportunity to watch him trip over his own baking sheet good work though. might have to institute a new rule just for this thread about no posting of unattributed baked goods!
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:49 |
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Rationale posted:“You don’t know restaurant “ nobody knows a drat thing grow up it's true, expertise isn't real, people don't know things
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I didn’t build the Taco Bell either E: I’ve clocked hundreds of hours of Korean bakery YouTube I’ll be an expert by the time we get open E2: wait do normies have hobbies and interests that aren’t just kooky little demon cracker schemes Rationale fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Apr 15, 2023 |
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Please just post pictures of your own donuts.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:01 |
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Monday will be a month of 7x12.5 minus Easter and then I think like the Friday before? Not Good Friday but the Friday before Anyway you’ll get your drat hole pics why don’t you suggest a cheap dough rounder while you’re making suggestions
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:24 |
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New thread title suggestion: Will I make
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:28 |
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Democratic Pirate posted:New thread title suggestion: Will I make Lmao
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Democratic Pirate posted:New thread title suggestion: Will I make Come to think of it I don’t think he’s made coffee yet Op do you know how to make coffee?
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Democratic Pirate posted:New thread title suggestion: Will I make
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CarForumPoster posted:Come to think of it I don’t think he’s made coffee yet He hasn't bought five figures worth of used coffee equipment yet, so of course not
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