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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gripweed posted:

PLOT HOLE In Police Academy 3 Lassard recognizes the sex worker who blew him during his speech in Police Academy, but he never saw her because she was hiding in the lectern, and in fact believed it was Mahoney who blew him.

I believe you need to go rewatch the end of PA1

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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Azhais posted:

I believe you need to go rewatch the end of PA1

Why are you advocating for self harm?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I'm a Mahoney blowjob truther

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Failed Imagineer posted:

I'm a Mahoney blowjob truther

mods please change my username to this tia

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Azhais posted:

I believe you need to go rewatch the end of PA1

I know during graduation Lassard sees Mahoney kissing Kim Cattrall and is surprised to see him kissing a woman. But I do not recall Lassard ever meeting the sex worker or actually clearing up who blew him. So even if seeing Mahoney kiss a woman is enough to convince Lassard that Mahoney isn't gay and therefore couldn't have been the one who blew him, there's still no way he would have recognized the sex worker on sight.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Gripweed posted:

I know during graduation Lassard sees Mahoney kissing Kim Cattrall and is surprised to see him kissing a woman. But I do not recall Lassard ever meeting the sex worker or actually clearing up who blew him. So even if seeing Mahoney kiss a woman is enough to convince Lassard that Mahoney isn't gay and therefore couldn't have been the one who blew him, there's still no way he would have recognized the sex worker on sight.

Mahoney prepares to hold his speech and realizes the same sexworker he got for Lassard is about to go down on him under the pult. It is strongly implied that Lassard arranged this to get back at Mahoney for the blowjob in the beginning.

This is the worst thing I ever wrote.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Grendels Dad posted:

Mahoney prepares to hold his speech and realizes the same sexworker he got for Lassard is about to go down on him under the pult. It is strongly implied that Lassard arranged this to get back at Mahoney for the blowjob in the beginning.

This is the worst thing I ever wrote.

Lassard could only have found out about the sex worker if he had asked around about the blow job while he was still under the impression that it was Mahoney who blew him. Which doesn't make sense, why would he do that? And the sex worker was brought on campus by the two bullies to try to get Mahoney kicked out, only like four people knew about her, all of whom had an incentive to not talk about it.

No, I'm sorry, this simply doesn't make sense.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Gripweed posted:

Lassard could only have found out about the sex worker if he had asked around about the blow job while he was still under the impression that it was Mahoney who blew him. Which doesn't make sense, why would he do that?

Mahoney hit him with that sloppy top and he wanted to brag about it

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
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TV
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This might be the worst discussion we’ve ever had in genchat.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

X-Ray Pecs posted:

This might be the worst discussion we’ve ever had in genchat.

It's at least movie related

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

righting the ship by importing something i asked on twiter:

who had the better 1974:

Francis Ford Coppola (The Godfather Part II and The Conversation)

or

Mel Brooks (Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein)

?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Mel

Flying Zamboni
May 7, 2007

but, uh... well, there it is

That's really tough but I'm leaning towards Brooks, though that may just be because good comedies are such a rarity nowadays that the thought of someone releasing two all-timers in one year seems like a monumental achievement.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

confession: i've never found mel brooks films particularly hilarious

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

yeah it’s Mel

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I think Blazing Saddles is hilarious but Young Frankenstein does absolutely nothing for me whatsoever, go figure

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe
Hey can you guys take this to the Police Academy megathread? Sheesh

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

MacheteZombie posted:

It's at least movie related

I’d rather retread the “is Weird Al a good musician” debate than read more Police Academy Blowjob debate.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

My favorite Police Academy fun fact is that production of Mission to Moscow had to be interrupted due to Yeltsin shelling the parliament (to the point that you can see the charred building in the film) and the entire crew nearly got arrested when a wireless microphone recording Michael Winslow's sound effects accidentally broadcast on a military frequency.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

When did American Zoetrope fold?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Didn't realize SCH re-registered here, what with all this talk of hogs getting fluffed.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

AceOfFlames posted:

My favorite Police Academy fun fact is that production of Mission to Moscow had to be interrupted due to Yeltsin shelling the parliament (to the point that you can see the charred building in the film) and the entire crew nearly got arrested when a wireless microphone recording Michael Winslow's sound effects accidentally broadcast on a military frequency.

Oh man, I can't wait to see the Russian equivalent of the Blue Oyster bar

Rental Sting
Aug 14, 2013

it is not the first time I have been racist in the name of my own mistake and sadly probably not the last
Coppola, easily.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Jay Rust posted:

confession: i've never found mel brooks films particularly hilarious

he has a bunch of stinkers but those specific two are untouchable

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Jay Rust posted:

confession: i've never found mel brooks films particularly hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQht2yOX9Js&t=120s

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I want a Jewish mob movie directed by Brooks and a screwball comedy by Coppola

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

ruddiger posted:

I want a Jewish mob movie directed by Brooks and a screwball comedy by Coppola

I'm with you on half of that.


X-Ray Pecs posted:

I’d rather retread the “is Weird Al a good musician” debate than read more Police Academy Blowjob debate.

There's a debate about this?


X-Ray Pecs posted:

This might be the worst discussion we’ve ever had in genchat.


MacheteZombie posted:

It's at least movie related

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

ruddiger posted:

I want a Jewish mob movie directed by Brooks and a screwball comedy by Coppola

This would rock actually - there was a Murder Inc. movie in 1960 but it's long overdue a revisit

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Jay Rust posted:

confession: i've never found mel brooks films particularly hilarious

Confession: Men In Tights is my favorite Mel Brooks movie.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Alhazred posted:

Confession: Men In Tights is my favorite Mel Brooks movie.

it's most people's favorite, they just don't want to admit it

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

ruddiger posted:

When did American Zoetrope fold?

I don't think it ever did, actually. It's just mostly been a label for Coppola family projects since the 80's.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Brooks is great but Spaceballs of all things doesn’t land for me at all

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Dracula Dead and Loving it was a disappointment despite having Leslie Nielson in it.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

weekly font posted:

Brooks is great but Spaceballs of all things doesn’t land for me at all

Spaceballs is painfully unfunny. Ninety solid minutes of gags that don’t land.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Gripweed posted:

10 minutes into Strip Nude For Your Killer, this movie is kinda trashy.

:swoon: Edwige Fenech
I liked that one.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

What's the best clint eastwood comedy?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Madkal posted:

Dracula Dead and Loving it was a disappointment despite having Leslie Nielson in it.

My favourite as a small child.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007





Saw this and died a little inside, now you have to too.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Dracula Dead and Loving It has its moments, the staking scene kills me

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Jay Rust posted:

What's the best clint eastwood comedy?
Old Man Talks to Empty Chair

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