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Moon Slayer posted:So you buy a bunch of stuff and then resell it, but then after a while you recruit people to buy your stuff and then resell it. So you're one of a couple of people below someone, and then you've got a couple people below you. Reverse Funnel!
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 16:19 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 22:07 |
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it’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s a triangle strategy
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 16:41 |
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It's a dimaryp.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 17:09 |
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How about a Triforce scheme? You need the power to convince people to buy your product, the wisdom of utilizing many marketing strategies, and the courage to bullshit your way through tough customers.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 17:13 |
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Someone in yospos called the field of crypto a "sierpinski pyramid scheme" once and I lol every time I'm reminded of it
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 17:14 |
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Wait, there are only three triangles in the Triforce?
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 17:15 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for yelling at my wife for taking down a special anniversary painting I bought her so she could display her sisters basic drawing ...why?
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 17:21 |
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Didn’t want to piss off Bill Waterson
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 17:23 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:...why? Considering this line: quote:My wife of 5 years is a huge fan of Calvin and Hobbes. She has been since she was a teenager (she’s 43 now) I'm guessing it's because he thinks it's childish bullshit, and childish things should be dropped the instant you become An Adult
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 17:26 |
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I went to the post to see if that one was clarified and OP pulled some "well her family is HOMOPHOBIC CONSERVATIVES and that's why I don't like them, so really my aversion makes total sense!" bullshit. And you didn't think to put that in the OP the first time? gently caress off with that.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 17:26 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for berating my friend for not administering CPR? AITA for being a swell and super guy who is just concerned about my friend and trying to help everyone do and be better? oh and I did sexually harass one of them but w/e.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 18:07 |
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Considering this line: I mean, I loved Final Fantasy when I was a kid but I'm 40 now and I don't put up wall scrolls of anime and videogame characters anymore. Maybe the C&H painting just sucks?
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 18:17 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I went to the post to see if that one was clarified and OP pulled some "well her family is HOMOPHOBIC CONSERVATIVES and that's why I don't like them, so really my aversion makes total sense!" bullshit. And you didn't think to put that in the OP the first time? gently caress off with that. Yeah, the switch from weirdly vague specificity about Calvin and Hobbes to multiple edits of "forgot to mention, we're both women and her family's homophobic" is some real stuff
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 18:20 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Wait, there are only three triangles in the Triforce? Five, actually
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 18:22 |
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Let me show you all how to tri-force ▲ ▲▲
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 18:25 |
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Nocheez posted:She's selfish because she wants to have a relationship with another adult that isn't her ex-husband? I'm pretty sure a 12-year old girl is manipulative enough to know that she can do whatever she wants at one parent's house, and the other has some rules, and she knows which she'd rather be in. Sounds more like "mom is a nutjob control freak but dad isn't", especially with this bullshit line: quote:More so, my daughter is a child, and she shouldn't have the right to dictate how much she sees her parents. Foo Diddley posted:AITA for going to my brother bachelor party? Ex's name anagrams to "a alien" so hopefully she & the baby go back to her home planet Tism the Dragon Tickler posted:it's greedo butthole guy Han poo poo first
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 18:40 |
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its good imo
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 18:55 |
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Nocheez posted:I mean, I loved Final Fantasy when I was a kid but I'm 40 now and I don't put up wall scrolls of anime and videogame characters anymore. Maybe the C&H painting just sucks? Seems like you don't like fun and should think about putting up wall scrolls
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:02 |
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Nocheez posted:I mean, I loved Final Fantasy when I was a kid but I'm 40 now and I don't put up wall scrolls of anime and videogame characters anymore. Maybe the C&H painting just sucks? You post on a dying comedy website I don’t think the holier than thou stuff works very well
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:11 |
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Nocheez posted:I mean, I loved Final Fantasy when I was a kid but I'm 40 now and I don't put up wall scrolls of anime and videogame characters anymore. Maybe the C&H painting just sucks? It's cool to be old and life an un-fun life (whatever floats your boat and all that), but you can be old and also put fun stuff on your walls fyi
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:15 |
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The Diddler posted:It's cool to be old and life an un-fun life (whatever floats your boat and all that), but you can be old and also put fun stuff on your walls fyi Oh I have fun stuff, you should see my Birds of Prey painting (it's a recreation of the Last Supper but with raptors instead)! But I mean, sometimes you just leave your childhood where it is. It's OK, sometimes we just grow out of things.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:29 |
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But the op didn’t grow out of it. The other person was being a dick about it
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:30 |
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Nocheez posted:Oh I have fun stuff, you should see my Birds of Prey painting (it's a recreation of the Last Supper but with raptors instead)! But I mean, sometimes you just leave your childhood where it is. It's OK, sometimes we just grow out of things. Is your boyfriend still mad about the bears?
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:30 |
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Nocheez posted:Oh I have fun stuff, you should see my Birds of Prey painting (it's a recreation of the Last Supper but with raptors instead)! But I mean, sometimes you just leave your childhood where it is. It's OK, sometimes we just grow out of things. There is no reason to grow out of this:
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:37 |
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AITA for calling my grandma's neighbors family crazy and telling them to leave us the gently caress alonequote:My grandma raised me (26m). She's been a widow since she was 21. Raised her daughter alone after my grandpa died while serving the country and when my mom went down a dark path and had me and didn't want me she stepped in and raised me. Anyone who knows her knows she is happily single and focuses on other stuff. About twenty years ago a couple moved in next door to her. The wife died six years ago. Ever since the widower has been trying to get my grandma to marry him. She told me about it a few times and I have seen the guy try to get closer to grandma. His family (I believe his two daughters and son) have even asked grandma to consider a companionship with him. She said no. She always has. Hey kid, tell your granny our dad's up for donating some d!
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:41 |
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Runcible Cat posted:AITA for calling my grandma's neighbors family crazy and telling them to leave us the gently caress alone in the 19th century this is very normal
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:47 |
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I think most people grow up with at least one kind of lovely neighbor, but this is a new kind to me.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 19:47 |
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We once lived near a woman that went around to the other neighbors with a coffee cup asking to borrow some vodka.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:We once lived near a woman that went around to the other neighbors with a coffee cup asking to borrow some vodka. Are you sure that wasn't your ex wife?!
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:19 |
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This was when I was a kid living with my parents. She wasn’t even the weirdest neighbor, that prize goes to old woman that would throw pennies from her second floor window at kids trick-or-treating while laughing and coughing.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:25 |
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Runcible Cat posted:AITA for calling my grandma's neighbors family crazy and telling them to leave us the gently caress alone Stop being such a prude and tell your gam-gam to take out her teeth and give our gompy a blowie, jeez
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:27 |
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Puts some perspective on the woman who decided my mom's house was her dream home and tried to stalk her into selling.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:30 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:We once lived near a woman that went around to the other neighbors with a coffee cup asking to borrow some vodka. Kenshin posted:Are you sure that wasn't your ex wife?! lmao
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:41 |
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During the heights of the housing boom we'd get "offers" on our house like once a week. I presume that most of these were scams, low-ball sharks, realtors looking for clients etc. We developed a canned response that informed the house was indeed for sale at 500k over the already ridiculous price that Zillow listed and directed them to contact our attorney (me, though my professional name is different than what's on the deed) with firm written offers only. Never once has to deal with a follow up, guess their totally real clients had other fish to fry.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:42 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:We once lived near a woman that went around to the other neighbors with a coffee cup asking to borrow some vodka. Did she ever return the vodka?
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:53 |
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Depends on your definition of return I guess.
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Biplane posted:
Loss?
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:14 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Sounds more like "mom is a nutjob control freak but dad isn't", especially with this bullshit line: Yeah, any parent who talks about how "you are a child, you don't have rights" is TA.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:17 |
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Shageletic posted:Loss? No, it's a different 15-year-old meme.
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rotinaj posted:Stop being such a prude and tell your gam-gam to take out her teeth and give our gompy a blowie, jeez Point of order, that would be a "gummie".
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