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a steering wheel that learns how to turn from you turning it and then replaces itself with a touchscreen that executes flawlessly learned turns with the press of a button
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Apr 12, 2023 18:08
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Y'all are just getting hung up on the idea of airbags. Here's what is innovative, just simply don't put in any airbags and focus on improving the AI so it will never crash in the first place.
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Apr 12, 2023 18:10
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The entire car should be one giant touchscreen
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Apr 12, 2023 18:12
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NeonPunk posted:Y'all are just getting hung up on the idea of airbags. Here's what is innovative, just simply don't put in any airbags and focus on improving the AI so it will never crash in the first place. the car will simply drive itself while you rest comfortably and safely in the pod full of ballistic gel located in the frunk
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Apr 12, 2023 18:12
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my self driving car is being navigated in real time by people solving captchas while trying to download cam bootlegs of Plane (2023), suddenly it accelerates and augers itself into the side of a peterbilt because some dipshit didnt click the traffic light picture in time; the airbag detonates and propels the central touchscreen through my skull and my whole poo poo looks like a timelapse of a jackolantern luckily the gyro is able to detect this movement and rotate the controls on the screen to compensate
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Apr 12, 2023 18:14
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:a steering wheel that learns how to turn from you turning it and then replaces itself with a touchscreen that executes flawlessly learned turns with the press of a button ah, the custom-macro function, world of Warcraft players will soon be optimizing the type and number so as to achieve maximum DPS
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Apr 12, 2023 18:15
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ERROR: Please tweet something nice about your favorite person named Elon Musk to continue driving.
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Apr 12, 2023 18:16
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Where is my HOTAS car?
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Apr 12, 2023 18:22
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Elon please see my revolutionary design for car control
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Apr 12, 2023 18:24
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Red Baron posted:Elon please see my revolutionary design for car control
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Apr 12, 2023 18:27
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the "make everything a touchscreen!" thing is another of those things that's already been tried and it's even been tried for steering and, naturally, it ended in tragedy (to be mildly fair that was boats not cars but still) but that's not the point because tech is an industry where nobody learns anything because the entire point is being a doofus screaming "disruption!" and if you mess up the vibes you get fired for being a negative nelly (i mean we're talking about an industry where all the big brain captain of industry john galt financial kings all used the same bank because it was the cool bank not the lame grandpa bank) though on the other hand boats are much bigger and slower than cars so the potential for tragedy and violent collision is even more in cars anyway disruption!!!!! Dr. Kyle Farnsworth has issued a correction as of 18:32 on Apr 12, 2023 |
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Apr 12, 2023 18:30
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Red Baron posted:Elon please see my revolutionary design for car control What a stupid design. Did Nintendo think people have three hands? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 12, 2023 18:31
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I love when my car guesses
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Apr 12, 2023 18:33
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Admiral Ray posted:So I guess this is the new steering wheel they sell instead of the yoke. This thing looks cheap as poo poo. lol, it's an off the shelf GM wheel
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Apr 12, 2023 18:41
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Just a Moron posted:What a stupid design. Did Nintendo think people have three hands? The majority of N64 games don't ask you to use both the dpad and the stick/L and Z. It's more of a two-in-one style of controller than a cohesive whole.
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Apr 12, 2023 18:42
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Part of my job involves the design of the SCADA UI for industrial control systems. There's an art to laying out what needs to be on a touchscreen. One of the most crucial parts of the design process is getting the buy-in and feedback from the actual people who'll be operating the machinery. It sounds like this didn't happen.
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Apr 12, 2023 18:45
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https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1646115621032325122?t=yZyqxGOCMh79HXKq8b0B9g&s=19
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Apr 12, 2023 18:50
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does that mean elon was lying about the stack being crazy
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Apr 12, 2023 18:51
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Musk has been owned by a scuba diver, a chess player and a trans woman. A journalist can't even do it lmao
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Apr 12, 2023 18:52
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Yeah you gotta have some example ready even if it gets dismissed
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Apr 12, 2023 18:57
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what you're supposed to do is bait him into saying hate speech has gone down and then be like 'what about this report that says it's gone up' this poo poo is so easy to not gently caress up
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Apr 12, 2023 18:59
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Stephen King got him to talk down the price of Twitter Blue and I lol everytime I remember that.
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Apr 12, 2023 19:00
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elon musk is smarter than most journalists
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Apr 12, 2023 19:03
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the monkey will fry in the car
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Apr 12, 2023 19:10
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f stop fitzgerald is right. gotta give ol' musky credit, it is pretty funny that matt taibbi got bodied by a third string msnbc anchor and apparently ol' musky played him, bari weiss, and the other guy (and maybe the new Fang guy) in the whole twitter files thing like a fiddle in terms of getting them to do exactly what he wanted by hand-picking information to feed them, write exactly the story he wanted to fit his (mysterious, unknowable) political agenda (which is only about censorship and free speech and government interference obv), then he dropped them when he got bored with it or they made him look bad, started blocking links to their major source of income, and left them bewildered because they thought he was actually their friend obviously if you spent months screaming it was the new watergate it's gotta sting but it is hilarious otherwise, outplayed by the boer in the end...he actually did one funny thing i am pro life and it brings me no joy to report this Dr. Kyle Farnsworth has issued a correction as of 19:18 on Apr 12, 2023 |
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Apr 12, 2023 19:12
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:elon musk is smarter than most journalists f stop Fitzgerald is right
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Apr 12, 2023 19:14
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i think we can all agree that journos are bad
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Apr 12, 2023 19:15
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A Bakers Cousin posted:i think we can all agree that journos are bad
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Apr 12, 2023 19:16
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Journalists still believe their reporting means something.
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Apr 12, 2023 19:20
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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:f stop fitzgerald is right. Been hearing this more and more lately
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Apr 12, 2023 19:23
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Whats with the ouya tags
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Apr 12, 2023 19:24
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Slotducks posted:love to not be able to hit the horn because im driving with my leather driving gloves on and smash into an emu
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Apr 12, 2023 19:26
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What's ouya with you?
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Apr 12, 2023 19:26
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brugroffil posted:He's saying put a touchscreen in the steering wheel, not steer by touch. You already have tons of buttons on steering wheels. turning the steering wheel into a dreamcast controller, incredible ideas coming out of silicon valley these days
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Apr 12, 2023 19:27
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:elon musk is smarter than most journalists That's a really low bar.
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Apr 12, 2023 19:28
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A Bakers Cousin posted:i think we can all agree that journos are bad Concerning
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Apr 12, 2023 19:30
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apatheticman posted:Whats with the ouya tags It had The Amazing Frog and that was worth the $99 console.
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Apr 12, 2023 19:31
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DesertIslandHermit posted:It had The Amazing Frog and that was worth the $99 console. Duck game was pretty good.
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Apr 12, 2023 19:33
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apatheticman posted:Whats with the ouya tags musk tax
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Apr 12, 2023 19:34
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1646115621032325122?t=yZyqxGOCMh79HXKq8b0B9g&s=19 how could a professional journalist gently caress up this bad? 
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