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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Jiro posted:

Cody on commentary to really talk up this young newcomer Logan Paul during the main event of WM Philly, Roman vs Logan.



we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

JUNGLE BOY posted:



we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

gently caress

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

What's boneyard match 2 doing in the codyverse?!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Look, I've gone on record before- I like Cody, I wish him the best, I don't resent him leaving or whatever, in the long run he has to choose where he'd rather be and maybe they just gave him a better deal.

I still find it all very funny. Not so much at his expense, just the dumb booking and WWE being in so deep on the Reigns push they can't even end Mania with a babyface win because ONE THOUSAND DAYS. And then Vince is back and rewriting shows at zero hour so nothing changes. It's just so dumb.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



JUNGLE BOY posted:



we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

Jesus Christ

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Cody losing is hilarious for reasons entirely unrelated to Cody and all about WWE missing the lay-up on crowning the kind of top babyface they profess to love. I'm glad it happened but now I hope that Cody does beat Roman so all the little Codymaniacs and my good friend Eat My Fuc can go home happy :)

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Shard posted:

This would be the worst and thus funniest outcome.

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/1645949166282067968

Somehow thinking he'd be the one to dethrone GUNTHER is funnier than him beating Roman.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

i saw a rubber chicken in a shop yesterday and thought about that jobber C*dy

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

JUNGLE BOY posted:



we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

:eyepop:

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


JUNGLE BOY posted:



we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

I love you

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

New Botchamania is an all-timer

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Hammond Egger posted:

No way, Cody is going to win... by Lesnar being disqualified for kicking too much rear end. Then they'll have a follow up stipulation match preventing outside interference that Lesnar will lose because of outside interference. Coincidentally enough this would have been the exact booking for Cody even if he had won the title, right down to the Bloodline still being in the actual main event.

Losing for kicking too much rear end might be my favorite Fedism

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

JUNGLE BOY posted:



we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

fuckin lol

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

They should have Mr. Beast beat Roman

They should have Jirard The Completionist beat Roman Reigns, Gunther, Austin Theory, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, and so on.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

JUNGLE BOY posted:



we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

ahahahahahaha

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

JUNGLE BOY posted:



we found a dead guy at wrestlemania
lmfao

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

JUNGLE BOY posted:



we found a dead guy at wrestlemania

God loving drat!


Also in news no one probably cares about
Bron Breaker is going after Chase U
And Tank Ledger debuted yesterday and lost (I don't know if it was good or not I wasn't paying attention. And I can't find any clips of the match on Twitter )

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Evil Badman posted:

Somehow thinking he'd be the one to dethrone GUNTHER is funnier than him beating Roman.

Seeing logan paul’s chest after a gunther match might be worth it

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



rotinaj posted:

Seeing logan paul’s chest after a gunther match might be worth it

Logan Paul v GUNTHER v Sheamus v Drew McIntyre

BOOK IT

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

In case anyone was interested WWE's stock right now is $103.72. So WWE is doing better than ever. But I'm sure they'll fire Vince any moment.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Shard posted:

In case anyone was interested WWE's stock right now is $103.72. So WWE is doing better than ever. But I'm sure they'll fire Vince any moment.

the evidence is in the ratings

4/3 raw when vince booked and cody was being humiliated: 2.26m
4/10 raw when vince wasn't there and cody wasn't being humiliated: 1.8m

endeavor needs to fire hhh and use his salary to buy rubber chickens that drop from the ceiling during cody's entrance

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

Shard posted:

In case anyone was interested WWE's stock right now is $103.72. So WWE is doing better than ever. But I'm sure they'll fire Vince any moment.

Anyone who thinks Vince is getting fired any time soon has reached hitherto undreamt-of levels of delusion, beyond even those previously achieved by Cody Rhodes

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Vince McMahon? Dana White's direct superior?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

JUNGLE BOY posted:

endeavor needs to fire hhh and use his salary to buy rubber chickens that drop from the ceiling during cody's entrance

I've heard of a brood bath before but this is ridiculous

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I used to think wwe was overpriced due to their declining viewership when they were worth 10$ a share

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1645951737411391490?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Bron is insanely orange

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Looked at Summer Slam tickets today. I bought a $100 ticket to see Wrestlemania 23 at Ford Field, they want $800 for a seat in the same section for Summer Slam

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i hope they bring stephanie back. maybe on-screen talent.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Astro7x posted:

Looked at Summer Slam tickets today. I bought a $100 ticket to see Wrestlemania 23 at Ford Field, they want $800 for a seat in the same section for Summer Slam

Well it's the biggest party of the summer

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Astro7x posted:

Looked at Summer Slam tickets today. I bought a $100 ticket to see Wrestlemania 23 at Ford Field, they want $800 for a seat in the same section for Summer Slam

You gotta pay a premium to see Cody further clowned on 🤡

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Astro7x posted:

Looked at Summer Slam tickets today. I bought a $100 ticket to see Wrestlemania 23 at Ford Field, they want $800 for a seat in the same section for Summer Slam

What do tickets to summerfest cost

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I won’t talk about the money I made on WWE calls so as to not disturb the Jacket hungry freaks among us

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Eat My Fuc posted:

the Jacket hungry freaks

Oh did they find a new tag partner for Ikemen Jiro?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Eat My Fuc posted:

I won’t talk about the money I made on WWE calls so as to not disturb the Jacket hungry freaks among us

BUDDY WE HAD A DEAL :argh:

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Rarity posted:

BUDDY WE HAD A DEAL :argh:

This is the low character of the average Cody Rhodes fan

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

This is the low character of the average Cody Rhodes fan

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

EC4

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

I won’t talk about the money I made on WWE calls so as to not disturb the Jacket hungry freaks among us

Where's the ja...

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

This is the low character of the average Cody Rhodes fan

Actually none of you people deserve jackets

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I do

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Wait so the fake obnoxious college gimmick are the faces?

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