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you know zelda isn't an actual woman right
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:01 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 06:20 |
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Tayter Swift posted:you know zelda isn't an actual woman right no... NO....
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:04 |
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Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:ive moved from an apartment to a house and am on my fourth cohabitation situation since botw came out.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:06 |
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The final trailer is the third cutscene
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:08 |
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Tayter Swift posted:you know zelda isn't an actual woman right Teats of the Kingdom
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:12 |
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What's this about this lady moving in with the plan to be in a relationship? That seems like an unusual situation.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:13 |
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Albatrossy_Rodent posted:What's this about this lady moving in with the plan to be in a relationship? That seems like an unusual situation. seems like a bad idea imo
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:25 |
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Yeah if this is like a copypasta or some kind of clever joke I don't understand, please let me know in the feedback thread, because otherwise, what the gently caress
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:29 |
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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:The final trailer is the third cutscene Man, why would I even pay for the game after tomorrow. Nintendo shooting themselves in the foot yet again
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:29 |
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My uncle from nintendo said the trailer was actually an entire playthrough. The game is actually 3 minutes long.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:31 |
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found a mysterious leaf stamp in the gerudo highlands. lo and behold,
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:37 |
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It’s okay TotK, I only take three minutes too
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:38 |
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The final trailer is Aonuma bowing for 3 minutes to apologize that the game is delayed as they got too many complaints of being a DLC and they're going back to the drawing board.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:40 |
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It's now a dating sim where Link is an unlucky landlord just looking for someone to give him a fair chance. He also killed a few dogs with arrows but that's not the point.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:47 |
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kidcoelacanth posted:found a mysterious leaf stamp in the gerudo highlands. lo and behold,
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:52 |
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Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:ive moved from an apartment to a house and am on my fourth cohabitation situation since botw came out.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:09 |
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Why do they keep releasing trailers and doing Nintendo directs literally the hour my work day starts? Now I'm gonna be awkwardly watching on my phone while pretending to work.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:11 |
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kidcoelacanth posted:found a mysterious leaf stamp in the gerudo highlands. lo and behold, Enjoy your golden poo
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:19 |
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Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:ive moved from an apartment to a house and am on my fourth cohabitation situation since botw came out. hell yeah
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:23 |
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Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:ive moved from an apartment to a house and am on my fourth cohabitation situation since botw came out. The details of my history with the Zelda series are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Needless to say, I’m not really in the mood for another Zelda.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:29 |
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GoY did nothing wrong Probe the unfunny livejournal posters instead imo
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:30 |
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Loucks posted:GoY did nothing wrong We're talking in PMs. It's not the long dumb post, I wouldn't have time in my life to address those, it's the 'lowballing rent for girl who now won't gently caress me' bit.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:32 |
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Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:at that point my girlfriend moved in. we’d been together for three years at that point. after a year we were both extremely unhappy. she moved back into her parents house at the urging of a psychic. So you're saying a fortune teller warned you of a great calamity?
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:32 |
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HopperUK posted:We're talking in PMs. It's not the long dumb post, I wouldn't have time in my life to address those, it's the 'lowballing rent for girl who now won't gently caress me' bit. OK That whole thing looks like a fakepost mocking the universally boring posts about the minutiae of people’s lives since BotW came out, but maybe they’re just fully insane.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:37 |
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Loucks posted:OK That's what I'm hoping! No worries - if I'm off-base I'll have an admin release them, no trouble.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:39 |
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It must be a troll. I cannot believe "Ghislaine of YOSPOS" has some weirdly pathetic home life
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:39 |
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HopperUK posted:We're talking in PMs. It's not the long dumb post, I wouldn't have time in my life to address those, it's the 'lowballing rent for girl who now won't gently caress me' bit. C'mon now, they said they were lovingly lowballing the rent, that's gotta count for something
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:40 |
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She had a figure like a phantom hourglass, walked into my office one day like her pants were full of chu chu jelly. I said, hey listen, she said it's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:42 |
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Tayter Swift posted:you know zelda isn't an actual woman right she's real, and so is the triforce
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:45 |
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Huh. So I just read that the Korok seeds are all supposed to be Korok turds. So you are collecting poo poo. Thank you Nintendo.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:49 |
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Six years. I realized as much as I call it the goat, I haven’t played BOTW i. Four year when I checked my save file last week and saw I had only done two beasts on my second play. I should have the extra content (I want that bike) done and Gannon beat with a week or two to spare before the next one. It’s funny. The first few hours playing again I was worried . Does it actually hold up? And then about two hours in clicked. It’s so drat good. Can’t wait to play the sequel to the GOAT in exactly one month! And trailer tomorrow! LionArcher fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Apr 12, 2023 |
# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:50 |
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[thinking of playing this game with my life partner, whomst i have a stable relationship with] Im hype for the next Zelda
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:51 |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:52 |
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GoY and I have talked and all is well. Please go back to worrying about how annoying and intrusive the crafting system is going to be in the new game! I should finish Breath of the Wild sometime.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:52 |
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I PLAYED A ZELDA GAME AND A GIRL MAY HAVE BEEN IN THE ROOM WHEN I DID IT
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:53 |
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YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:53 |
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My relationships have less durability than a rusty sword
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:55 |
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will TotK have a Depression Olympics minigame?
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:57 |
My bones are filled with green dust and kids keep taunting me about my dusty old bones and the green dust inside of them so... Yeah... Not really in the mood for Zelda right now.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 22:22 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 06:20 |
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More like CELLda. Because ghislaine of yospos is in an internet jail cell now because of their bad post about Zelda games
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 22:33 |