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Apr 12, 2023 23:25
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Evilreaver posted:Just a reminder that Elon believes in Roko's basilisk, a highly flawed thought experiment where an AI in the future will punish him forever if he does not help bring it into existence. Roko's Basilisk is even stupider than that. It is predicated on the idea of the ai hyperintelligence deciding to make simulations of people that wronged it by not helping it come into existence and then torturing those simulations in revenge. Who gives a single thought to what a hypothetical deranged ai does to a hypothetical eidolon of yourself? It is like being afraid of the possibility of someone burning an effigy of you because you didn't care about someone who is not likely to ever even exist. Taking a ridiculous thought experiment like that seriously is the sign of a sick person who needs to have their access to internet strictly curated.
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Apr 12, 2023 23:27
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Herstory Begins Now posted:Does elon actually have even a single friend? um excuse me, have you seen how many "likes" he gets on his twitter posts?!
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Apr 12, 2023 23:27
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Failson posted:Ford and the tall guy on the left look like an awful laurel and hardy knockoff. Everything in Canada is a cheap knockoff. Especially white male conservative pols. We went a little too hard on the anti bullying policies in schools and look what turns out.
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Herstory Begins Now posted:Does elon actually have even a single friend? Ultra wealthy people don't have friends just people who they tolerate but secretly hate their guts and are ultra competitive with who has the bigger yacht or spaceship. Warning hour long video if that bothers you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP2EKTCngiM Vire fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Apr 12, 2023 |
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Apr 12, 2023 23:36
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The Butcher posted:Everything in Canada is a cheap knockoff. It's crazy watching grown men get all pissy about anti-bullying. There couldn't be a more accurate detector for assholes.
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Apr 12, 2023 23:38
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Ok guys, time out. Ur being really hard on me. I'm not made of stone, I'm clearly a misshaped block of cheese
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Apr 12, 2023 23:49
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Apr 12, 2023 23:51
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I'm so glad I'm not a CEO. Having to fire thousands of people the poor guy. Grass is always greener on the other side as they say, but you really have no idea what it's like.
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Apr 12, 2023 23:56
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i'm sorry the dude doing the bbc interview is badly prepared. i know elon didn't give them advanced notice and they had 20 minutes but the guy they chose is bad. when elon asks, "what hateful speech" the counter is easily, "well all the nazi's you unbanned", "andrew tate?"., etc.. etc but this dude is like, "well someone said something sexist"
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Apr 12, 2023 23:57
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Murdstone posted:I'm so glad I'm not a CEO. Having to fire thousands of people the poor guy. Grass is always greener on the other side as they say, but you really have no idea what it's like. Won’t someone think of the billionaires?!?!?!
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Apr 13, 2023 00:04
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I don’t think it was ever alleged Elon owned the mine, it was his dad though. Or is that the technicality they’ll use to get out of paying
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Apr 13, 2023 00:06
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i'm pretty sure the technicality is that the emerald mine is just something elon lied about a couple of times to give his backstory some zhuzh and never really existed, but imo the fact that he thought that his dad owning shares in an emerald mine was a cool lie that would make him seem cooler is more important than whether or not it was ever true. elon's the sole source of the emerald mine claims so why should anybody else bother proving it.
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Ghostlight posted:i'm pretty sure the technicality is that the emerald mine is just something elon lied about a couple of times to give his backstory some zhuzh and never really existed, but imo the fact that he thought that his dad owning shares in an emerald mine was a cool lie that would make him seem cooler is more important than whether or not it was ever true. yeah, his father traded their private jet for shares in an emerald mine company https://www.news24.com/news24/bi-archive/how-elon-musks-family-came-to-own-an-emerald-mine-2018-2 quote:There, the two South Africans ran into a group of Italians who, as it happened, were in the market for an airplane. Errol named his price, and a deal was done. also, straight from the dipshit's mouth  https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1611864437614415876 CBD Corndog fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Apr 13, 2023 |
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Apr 13, 2023 00:32
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Doctor, put more Botox in my face. Uh, My Lord, there may be enough, perhaps we could do more sculpting? MORE.
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priznat posted:Temporarily in the time between it starts filling with water and when the batteries ignite Batteries can not keep burning in the briny deeps idiot. We still haven't figured out how to keep the A/C working. Just keep a scuba suit and first aid kit like any responsible car owner does.
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Powershift posted:It's nice to see him get cyberbullied in the comments, even by people dumb enough to pay for twitter. Trudeau's worst nightmare is a bunch of guys who look like they argue with the sliced meats deli lady at the grocery store? very specific
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ElGroucho posted:Trudeau's worst nightmare is a bunch of guys who look like they argue with the sliced meats deli lady at the grocery store? very specific I said 500 grams of ham. This is clearly 501. Fix it.
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run on sentience posted:I really enjoyed this description of the interview: lmao getting roasted by a British person about your teeth
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Apr 13, 2023 01:30
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This is some uncanny valley poo poo. How is it possible that canada produces lumpy white men that are different looking than american lumpy white men? Canada is like right there.
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Apr 13, 2023 01:33
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CBD Corndog posted:yeah, his father traded their private jet for shares in an emerald mine company Anyone have the screenshot of twitter's community notes pointing out Elon's twisting of the truth about this? That was a good one too.
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From left to right, budget poor-substitute doppelgangers for: Sean Astin John Kerry Michael Cera Tom Arnold Fred Armisen
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The Butcher posted:Batteries can not keep burning in the briny deeps idiot. Aren't Lithium Ion fires self-oxydizing?
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ruddiger posted:Anyone have the screenshot of twitter's community notes pointing out Elon's twisting of the truth about this? That was a good one too. 
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bertolt rekt posted:This is some uncanny valley poo poo. How is it possible that canada produces lumpy white men that are different looking than american lumpy white men? Canada is like right there.
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Lol elon getting owned by a feature of a website he bought for 44billion and then tanked to less that half its value will never not be funny
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bertolt rekt posted:This is some uncanny valley poo poo. How is it possible that canada produces lumpy white men that are different looking than american lumpy white men? Canada is like right there. the entire common wealth has white cons like canada american is as per usual the different one
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snergle posted:the entire common wealth has white cons like canada american is as per usual the different one It's amazing to see the effects of high fructose corn syrup on human evolution in real time.
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Propaganda Hour posted:Oh no, not me We sat by the launchpad We spoke of news and hate Although I wasn't mad He said I was irate Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes "I've got so many loans and I may die alone" Oh no, not me I'll never go unheard You're face to face With the man who bought the bird I laughed and shook his hand and thought of how I'd gloat All journos should be banned For hours and hours I post I gaze in sad defeat At all the million tweets "You've got so many loans and you will die alone" Oh yes, it's me I'll never go unheard You're face to face With the man who bought the bird
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I can no longer reply to any tweets except my own tweets, when I type something in and hit 'reply' nothing happens. the button does not move or change in any way. I haven't gotten any notifications about being banned or anything so I assume this is just twitter breaking in a new and dumb way. haven't seen anyone else complain about it so i guess it's some new level of shadowbanning or something?
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teemolover42069 posted:I can no longer reply to any tweets except my own tweets, when I type something in and hit 'reply' nothing happens. the button does not move or change in any way. I haven't gotten any notifications about being banned or anything so I assume this is just twitter breaking in a new and dumb way. haven't seen anyone else complain about it so i guess it's some new level of shadowbanning or something? Nope, it's happening to me as well and a couple of other people are complaining about it too, it's just Elon loving something else up
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Elon's chewing on the drat wires again.
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kazil posted:have you tried spending eight bux? I would never spend 8 dollars to post on a website ben shapino posted:I hope somebody fixes the problems so you can go back to using Twitter like normal soon. i hope nobody can ever post anything on twitter ever again e: lmao it's happening to bluechecks too https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1646322746534645761
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teemolover42069 posted:I would never spend 8 dollars to post on a website https://twitter.com/afshineemrani/status/1646261642056052739 Thank you, Mr. Musk, sir, and it would be an honor to pay even more for the privilege of using your site
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Jelly posted:From left to right, budget poor-substitute doppelgangers for: I dont see michael cera, but i do see a lumpy version of that douchey us conservative who had that lovely photoshoot of him curling dumb bells
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