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ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

now another woman has moved in, I thought the plan was to be in a relationship but apparently now that her room is set up and I’ve lovingly lowballed rent she wants to wait to be with me and go to therapy first. I’m sure that will go great.

I’m not really in the mood for another Zelda.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

sounds like you didnt help her move her printer, rookie mistake

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Is it ok if I offer someone lower rent if they will get me TotK?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Starting a "The TotK is Too drat High!" political party.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Nintendo gave us six years to get raises and y'all let them down

i wasn't making poo poo six years ago so I did my part

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

Nintendo gave us six years to get raises and y'all let them down

i wasn't making poo poo six years ago so I did my part

:same: if we’re doing the “where were you six years ago” bit, I was working a dead-end retail job and not making poo poo for money. Now I’ve got a great-paying union job that I love with ample disposable income to give directly to Nintendo

Felt great to be able to smash that pre-order button the second it became available

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Why hasn't this game leaked yet

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Mylan posted:

My relationships have less durability than a rusty sword

Good news in TotK you can be poly and fuse them together!

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
"Thank you for coming to my TED TotK."

I'll see myself out now :v:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Khanstant posted:

Why hasn't this game leaked yet

Bowser :commissar: Leakers

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

In the six years since BotW I have sat quietly in the dark, waiting for the sequel. Soon I will awake from my slumber.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


I;m thinking about thos tears

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Khanstant posted:

Why hasn't this game leaked yet
I hear nintendo is leaking it in a month :ssh:

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
But father I want TotK noooow

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011
it will leak the instant it touches a retailer, anywhere in the world

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Totke better be the name for the food you cook with a keese, potato, and oil.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I just wanna make meat arrows so bad.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Cartoon Man posted:

I just wanna make meat arrows so bad.

The only thing stopping you is your own cowardice

edit: oh you mean in the game

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Meat arrows are fine, but I refuse to do that with crossbow ammunition. My mother taught me never to bolt my fold.

FooF
Mar 26, 2010
So, can tomorrow's trailer hold a candle to BotW's? Of course not, but I'm hoping it tries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw47_q9wbBE

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Two kinds of people in the world, trailer watchers and people who hear everything in it anyway. I guess there may be a third larger group of people excluded from both sets.

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011
I still don't know what's in the BotW trailer and I'm not going to find out today. :moreevil:

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
Between BOTW release and TOTK release I met my wife, got married to her, had a baby, and that baby is now almost 2 years old

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Presumably this child forged in the fires of BotW is now ready to play TotK, and you shed a tear of pride and fear as your progeny slays Ganon while you languish hunting shrines and koroks.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

superjew posted:

It's amazing how every time I see the originals or a parody of these title cards I hear the double pound and bird chirps in my head.

Oddly enough I always hear the Law & Order double pound.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I pet my cats a lot in the past six years. They are still sweeties.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


quiggy posted:

I;m thinking about thos tears

:hmmyes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It's been a long six years, in that time I've:
  • Upgraded from Wii U to Switch
  • Gotten a big-rear end memory card for the Switch
  • Bought two copies of BotW
  • Gone from disliking to liking BotW

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Graduated college, bought a house, had 2 kids, and am on the third job since BotW. Time flies.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
This one's still coming out on Wii U, right?

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

I pet my cats a lot in the past six years. They are still sweeties.

I hope Link learned to pet cats in these long years.

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011
If Link could pet cats then Link could pet Ganon, and we refuse to allow Ganon to be pet.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Ganon isn’t a cat. He’s a pig. Link should be able to pick him up and toss him into the ocean.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

bring back tje wind waker pigs and let us raise them

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

bring back tje wind waker pigs and let us raise them

Release Wind Waker HD on Switch, you cowards.

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

bring back tje wind waker pigs and let us raise them

I would accept another release date delay if it allowed time for the dev team to add a pig that you could grow to the size of a small car by feeding it other pigs, and then use it as your animal mount

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
they're also subpoenaing Discord for the identity of the guy that leaked the art book

Nintendo's business department is crammed full of evil little freaks. at least their creators make epic video games and consoles

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

I’ve always thought the biggest missed opportunity in BotW was that you couldn’t climb on the dragons, and then on the flying Calamity Ganon at the end. Seemed like a no-brainer to mix the climbing mechanic with boss battles, but maybe they didn’t want to rip off Shadow of the Colossus too blatantly.

TotK needs to rectify this by having us tame and mount giant pigs, culminating into doing the same to Ganon at the end. Post-game is riding around on a chill Ganon and feeding it apples.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro

WarpDogs posted:

they're also subpoenaing Discord for the identity of the guy that leaked the art book

Nintendo's business department is crammed full of evil little freaks. at least their creators make epic video games and consoles

The dumbass linked to his YouTube account lmao. You’re illegally distributing a book use some anonymity and leak it on 4chan or something you don’t need the clout that badly

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Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

quiggy posted:

I;m thinking about thos tears

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