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armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts
I don't think we have a word for the level of hosed that guy is about to experience

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



armpit_enjoyer posted:

I don't think we have a word for the level of hosed that guy is about to experience

No problem, I'll lend you one of ours: Driven like a SAAB

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

quote:

It was not “a fascist recruiting server,” he told The Post.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




A level of malice unseen for ages just awoke within multiple agencies, and is currently trying to find the best host through with to channel itself into the complete and utter annihilation of this absolute moron.

He might be out of jail by the time he’s 70, if he’s 30 or below.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

celebrating your 87th birthday in leavenworth because your christofascist militia sycophants didn't have enough appreciation for the hard work you were doing preparing briefings on stolen classified intel for them

incredible

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

MrUnderbridge posted:

The gently caress? I had to ride a bus for 45 minutes from Kelly to Böblingen every day for two years, back when Baader-Meinhof was actually active doing poo poo like bombing US facilities. We never got a guard. Fun time to be a kid.
RAF and RZ purposefully minimized collateral casualties. AQ, not so much.

hailthefish posted:

celebrating your 87th birthday in leavenworth because your christofascist militia sycophants didn't have enough appreciation for the hard work you were doing preparing briefings on stolen classified intel for them
lmao

Mzuri
Jun 5, 2004

Who's the boss?
Dudes is lost.
Don't think coz I'm iced out,
I'm cooled off.

evil_bunnY posted:

RAF and RZ purposefully minimized collateral casualties. AQ, not so much.

lmao

I agree with the AQ part but I'm going to have to ask you to source the first part of your statement.

Punished Ape
Sep 17, 2021
They set up bombs at a publisher and called in a bomb threat, but some the bombs detonated within 5 minutes of the call and injured 36 people while others didn't explode. I really don't think we gotta hand it to em.

Punished Ape fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Apr 13, 2023

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


hailthefish posted:

celebrating your 87th birthday in leavenworth because your christofascist militia sycophants didn't have enough appreciation for the hard work you were doing preparing briefings on stolen classified intel for them

incredible

good effort but this appears to be too long for a thread title

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

hailthefish posted:

celebrating your 87th birthday in leavenworth because your christofascist militia sycophants didn't have enough appreciation for the hard work you were doing preparing briefings on stolen classified intel for them

incredible

It's almost like the guy is basically a child or something

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Grip it and rip it posted:

It's almost like the guy is basically a child or something

US arrests suspect behind leak of Pentagon documents



basically

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

loving hell how did they get a fetus into a uniform?

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

hailthefish posted:

loving hell how did they get a fetus into a uniform?

Infantry?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




jesus christ

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Air National Guard, shocking! Those mfs always have a screw loose.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


Thread title. Short, simple, topical, no other explanation needed.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

madeintaipei posted:

Thread title. Short, simple, topical, no other explanation needed.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
PFC = Private Fetus Class

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Just oozing charisma. I can see why those teens followed him.

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

Grip it and rip it posted:

It's almost like the guy is basically a child or something

Look at his face, he has the mind of a child!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEHE4E_I5FM

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

I feel like the recruiter he dealt with also sold him a fake ID.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
(searches the big board for the office pool labelled WAYS DEMOCRACY WILL COLLAPSE)

"ok who here bought the square that says ANG TWINK"

Valtonen
May 13, 2014

Tanks still suck but you don't gotta hand it to the Axis either.
Ok I dont want to defend Treasonboy, but I have to note: ALL basic training graduation photos look very much like this. The bad photoshop the garbage photographers do for those pictures is just wild - I think it is a combination of not wanting to show how lifeless they graduates look and trying to make them look uniformingly Patriotic. I do not know a single person whose boot camp graduate photo looks anything remotely like them.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Also the fact that quite often they are just barely 18 years old.

Valtonen
May 13, 2014

Tanks still suck but you don't gotta hand it to the Axis either.

MarcusSA posted:

Also the fact that quite often they are just barely 18 years old.

I was 28 on mine, and both me and my other venerable boot friend looked like whitewashed anime characters in ours. I’ve literally seen eye colors redone on those pictures thanks to the filters.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006


Still looks like a dweeby rat-boy in this picture.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Valtonen posted:

Ok I dont want to defend Treasonboy, but I have to note: ALL basic training graduation photos look very much like this. The bad photoshop the garbage photographers do for those pictures is just wild - I think it is a combination of not wanting to show how lifeless they graduates look and trying to make them look uniformingly Patriotic. I do not know a single person whose boot camp graduate photo looks anything remotely like them.

I was 37 in mine.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Crab Dad posted:

I was 37 in mine.

Which one?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Boot camp photo.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Dick Burglar posted:



Still looks like a dweeby rat-boy in this picture.
Yeah. The clowns in his stupid discord thinking he’s Jason Bourne is just wild.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Casimir Radon posted:

Yeah. The clowns in his stupid discord thinking he’s Jason Bourne is just wild.

Jason Just-Bourne.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Crab Dad posted:

Jason Just-Bourne.

As seen in The Just-Bourne White Supremacy

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Jason Still-Bourne

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


madeintaipei posted:

Thread title. Short, simple, topical, no other explanation needed.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Valtonen posted:

I was 28 on mine, and both me and my other venerable boot friend looked like whitewashed anime characters in ours. I’ve literally seen eye colors redone on those pictures thanks to the filters.

I was gonna say that looked AI generated.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Casimir Radon posted:

Yeah. The clowns in his stupid discord thinking he’s Jason Bourne is just wild.

They get the same reaction though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYG89rB6c5k

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
I genuinely can't comprehend this.

Internet cred vs. compromising national security which has been drilled into you from day one.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Booger Presley posted:

I genuinely can't comprehend this.

Internet cred vs. compromising national security which has been drilled into you from day one.

Social media is brain poison, and one of the only things that barely holds SA together is the lack of the ability up/downvote and a quasi-sane moderation framework that's historically held up rather well against drama...for the most part.

Imagine going back to 1992 and trying to explain to someone how Facebook and Twitter work. Tons of spies turned double simply because they felt ignored - social media and internet popularity give people an easy and stupidly accessible way to chase the high of affirmation and validation.

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armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts
https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1646764980082036736/photo/1

lol. lmao

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