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cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Schmeichy posted:

Utah actually has some really good beers.


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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Now this is policing

https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1646233611916410911?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

zoux posted:

IDK but it's probably a good day to buy Nike stock

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/1646523786735554571

The Fight of All Fights



I stand corrected

Improper Umlaut
Jun 8, 2009

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1646530524960239616

Hahaha

This was your number one social policy goal for fifty years and you did it! You should celebrate the thing you have spent your entire political career promising to deliver!

I’m not sure why they don’t fall back on “I’m 100% pro life but leave it to the states to decide” which would be consistent with what they’ve been saying for at least the last 20 years.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Improper Umlaut posted:

I’m not sure why they don’t fall back on “I’m 100% pro life but leave it to the states to decide” which would be consistent with what they’ve been saying for at least the last 20 years.

Because the question is "Will you sign a federal ban" and if he says "no, but" no one is going to listen after the "no". Also he's trying to win a primary and while a federal ban is GE poison, it's what a majority of GOP primary voters want. It's why they're hosed to hell as long as abortion is not a constitutionally guaranteed right.

https://twitter.com/MAGAIncWarRoom/status/1646839424460771329

It kind of all got overshadowed by, well, you know but the fun part of 2016 was watching Trump dismantle every single GOP competitor that tried to step

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
It should be noted that the pudding he was finger eating was almost certainly sugar-free pudding. Imagine an entire ad campaign centered around that time that you ate sugar-free pudding with three fingers in front of your staff.

zoux posted:

It kind of all got overshadowed by, well, you know but the fun part of 2016 was watching Trump dismantle every single GOP competitor that tried to step

While that was a real good time, the true fun was watching ever single one of those sad losers turn around and thank him for destroying their ambitions and insulting their wives.

Gyges fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Apr 14, 2023

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Gyges posted:

Didn't they already swear off Nike a few years ago when they were burning their shoes over Kaepernick? Nike is really leading the industry in designed obsolescence.

And then again with the Lil Nas X thing.

https://twitter.com/CoreyRForrester/status/1376533870649208839

"WHITE NEW BALANCE! That's the shoe of Christ!"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PT6A posted:

And then again with the Lil Nas X thing.

https://twitter.com/CoreyRForrester/status/1376533870649208839

"WHITE NEW BALANCE! That's the shoe of Christ!"

Former homosexual, current satan Lil Nas X.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



3D Megadoodoo posted:

Former homosexual, current satan Lil Nas X.

I mean, good on them for setting a goal and achieving it.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/oNO1Q4y.mp4

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Gyges posted:

While that was a real good time, the true fun was watching ever single one of those sad losers turn around and thank him for destroying their ambitions and insulting their wives.

My absolute favourite bit was Chris Christie, an insufferable monster of a human being, just viciously turning on Marco Rubio, another monster of a human being, during a debate, reducing lil'Marco as Trump would say into a hot blubbering mess.

Christ I wish there had been more Alpha House.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

PT6A posted:

And then again with the Lil Nas X thing.

"WHITE NEW BALANCE! That's the shoe of Christ!"
Bad: Woke rap
Good: Grooming 15 year olds in your youth group

(youth pastors gotta have like 10x the abuse rate of Catholic priests)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Just a massive own goal. But the thing about racists is they can't help themselves.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

cat botherer posted:

Bad: Woke rap
Good: Grooming 15 year olds in your youth group

(youth pastors gotta have like 10x the abuse rate of Catholic priests)

Oh, for sure. Important context is that this guy is a comedian pretending to be a youth pastor, in case you're not aware.

He does a disturbingly good job.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




zoux posted:



Just a massive own goal. But the thing about racists is they can't help themselves.

I want to congradulate Seth Herald on his upcoming Pulitzer prize for feature photography.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1646980830076583937

This is so funny, this is North Korea levels of adoration

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Stupid Devil.

Thinks he's so big

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


The Mitch is back.

https://twitter.com/ryanobles/status/1646943274572062746

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

The NRA has a convention this weekend. Seems to be a tad defensive for no particular reason.

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

cat botherer posted:

Bad: Woke rap
Good: Grooming 15 year olds in your youth group

(youth pastors gotta have like 10x the abuse rate of Catholic priests)

*12

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rebel Blob posted:

The NRA has a convention this weekend. Seems to be a tad defensive for no particular reason.



I'm the carpet.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Oh yeah, 15 is on the high end for getting that started. The extra gross part is how many girls wins up marrying their youth group pastors when they turn 18, and the congregation and parents love it and think it’s so sweet, nevermind it only happening as a product of CSA. And the cycle continues.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I think I've said it before, but anyone who takes the title of "pastor" and especially "youth pastor" tends to exude a level of vileness unmatched by priests, imams, bishops, deacons, monks, rabbis, clerics, gurus, reverends, or really any other form of clergy. I don't understand what it is about that specific phrase that attracts the worst sort of religious rear end in a top hat.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Letmebefrank posted:



:airquote: diverse :airquote:


(I don't know what I have searched to get these adverts, I blame the VPN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/NikosRaves/status/1647597244684673029

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

That firefighter's about to have more busted taillight stops than he's ever had in his whole life.

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice

Can't wait for the news story in two weeks where he's found dead.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JeffJacksonNC/status/1647955875317833729

They'd never do it because that's exactly what they're for now, but it might be nice to consider ending public congressional hearings



Also lol

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/EuphoriTori/status/1648348942969495553

Absolute freaks

This is weird because Busch is also In Bev, so he is busting up the right cans, but he doesn't know that he's busting up the wrong cans, but he thinks he busting up the right cans, and he is, but for the wrong reasons. And also for wrong reasons.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Cursed images thread is thataway —————>

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/EuphoriTori/status/1648348942969495553

Absolute freaks

This is weird because Busch is also In Bev, so he is busting up the right cans, but he doesn't know that he's busting up the wrong cans, but he thinks he busting up the right cans, and he is, but for the wrong reasons. And also for wrong reasons.

He was also arrested for exposing his penis to a sixteen year old.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Professor Beetus posted:

He was also arrested for exposing his penis to a sixteen year old.
Ah, the "gays are groomers" crew.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Looks like DeSantis still has that pudding touch.
https://twitter.com/Lancegooden/status/1648448172845568002

Professor Beetus posted:

He was also arrested for exposing his penis to a sixteen year old.

So this was him raging about poor manscaping choices.

Gyges fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Apr 18, 2023

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Professor Beetus posted:

He was also arrested for exposing his penis to a sixteen year old.

At the same supermarket? Was this before or after he decided to cause extra cleanup work for the minimum wage clerks?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Ah, the "gays are groomers" crew.



Don't sign your graffiti.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/gatewaypundit/status/1648163878960877570?s=20

"Vote"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Oh no now they have a 90% majority instead of an 89% majority, WV is never gonna go blue at this rate

People should probably stop telling people that voting doesn't work. Voting harder is what got the Michigan trifecta. It's also the only solution available to us.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The Last Dixiecrat

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