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Charlz Guybon posted:Ron needs to respond with a Don impersonator cramming his face with McDonalds. That wouldn’t be even near equivalent. Visually this is jamming three fingers into human excrement and shoveling it into a maw. I did not think i could be surprised like this by an ad anymore.
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Charlz Guybon posted:Ron needs to respond with a Don impersonator cramming his face with McDonalds. This is great. I want "pudding hands DeSantis" to be a thing, not only to get away from the Meatball thing (for obvious reasons), but because the image of a grown man eating pudding with his hands tends to stick in someone's mind and makes you think of a toddler in a hi-chair, and not qualified for political office.
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None of these dweebs can respond to Donnie poo poo slinging on his level. Puddin hands, meet Lyin Ted and Little Marco.
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Charlz Guybon posted:Ron needs to respond with a Don impersonator cramming his face with McDonalds. The gently caress makes you think that wouldn't be a plus to his voters?
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Apr 14, 2023 16:31
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The gently caress makes you think that wouldn't be a plus to his voters? It should be Trump dipping his well done steak in ketchup.
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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:It should be Trump dipping his well done steak in ketchup. Ghost Leviathan posted:The gently caress makes you think that wouldn't be a plus to his voters?
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Meatball posted:This is great. “Gov. Puddin’ Hands” rings better IMO.
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Charlz Guybon posted:Ron needs to respond with a Don impersonator cramming his face with McDonalds. Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:It should be Trump dipping his well done steak in ketchup. I hope these are just copy-pastes from #Resistance Twitter or something, because thinking that people are going to be repulsed by photos of a guy eating Big Macs or overcooked steak feels very ivory tower liberal. A lot of people eat Big Macs and overcooked steak, it's normal and accepted in a way that eating pudding with your hands definitely fuckin ain't.
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Main Paineframe posted:I hope these are just copy-pastes from #Resistance Twitter or something, because thinking that people are going to be repulsed by photos of a guy eating Big Macs or overcooked steak feels very ivory tower liberal. A lot of people eat Big Macs and overcooked steak, it's normal and accepted in a way that eating pudding with your hands definitely fuckin ain't. Yeah, there's a visceral "ick" factor to fingerfucking a chocolate pudding cup that a fat white guy eating McDonald's is never going to be able to compare to, no matter how gross they try to make it.
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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:It should be Trump dipping his well done steak in ketchup. Everybody has known about the well done steak and ketchup thing for years. If it didn't disgust people then (and it should have), it's not going to work now.
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gotta love how conservatives consider GRILLIN and MEAT to be such a part of their identity they go into a white hot rage at the idea of liberals taking it away, but they are unbothered by someone fuckin' it up real bad someone should tell them overdone ketchup steak is woke or something.
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Eric Cantonese posted:Everybody has known about the well done steak and ketchup thing for years. If it didn't disgust people then (and it should have), it's not going to work now. I'm mostly just poking fun at a bizarre intricacy of Trump's dining habits. I don't seriously believe anyone would be turned off by it, but it's funny to think of the DeSantis team trying. In truth, though, DeSantis won't do anything of the sort because no one can match Trump in pure petty bullying.
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Making fun of Trump for having low class tastes was probably not very productive, yeah. Most Americans aren’t as snooty about those things as SA Goons or New York Times subscribers.
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I just thought goons were funnier, that's what upsets me
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silence_kit posted:Making fun of Trump for having low class tastes was probably not very productive, yeah. Most Americans aren’t as snooty about those things as SA Goons or New York Times subscribers. Let them claw each other into oblivion with increasingly vile attacks.
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I wonder how becoming the (even more) official trump burg would affect McDonald’s profits. Remember the « we love homophobia » lines round the chik fil a’s?
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just air an ad of nothing but trump calmly talking to people of color while some innocuous 90's rap plays quietly
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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:It should be Trump dipping his well done steak in ketchup. What the gently caress is this poo poo? My grandpa ate well-done steak with ketchup. I did for my childhood as well. I bet lots of Gen X with grandparents that grew up during the depression or as farmers also did. He was very cautious of food-borne illnesses in undercooked meat. I don’t think attacking Trump on his eating steak or McDonalds is going to get any traction, plus it makes you look like some elite rear end in a top hat punching down. Edit: upon further consideration elite rear end in a top hat DeSantis might try this angle Mizaq fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Apr 14, 2023 |
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imagine still judging* someone for eating fast food *(for non environmental or ethical concerns)
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Libs were very good at allowing their objections to Trump to be framed purely as elitism despite Trump being the most privileged lil dandy bitch on the planet who literally got his butler to drive him around in a limo on his childhood paper route. I mean, Trump would have obviously complained about the "liberal elites" persecuting him regardless because he's a grievance golem, but drat it sure was easy for him
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Don't think that this was posted yet. Missouri is going outside of its own legislature to ban trans care for everyone, including adults. Yet another reminder that it was never actually about the kids or sports or any other bullshit excuse of theirs. https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1646579015719813139?s=20
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Mizaq posted:What the gently caress is this poo poo? My grandpa ate well-done steak with ketchup. I did for my childhood as well. I bet lots of Gen X with grandparents that grew up during the depression or as farmers also did. He was very cautious of food-borne illnesses in undercooked meat. I don’t think attacking Trump on his eating steak or McDonalds is going to get any traction, plus it makes you look like some elite rear end in a top hat punching down. Yeah, in hindsight, it was a very ill-thought-out comment on my part. I genuinely don't care how people choose to eat their steak, and I still eat my fair share of fast food myself. I think what I was more going for was the idea of the DeSantis team trying to go tit-for-tat with Trump and failing miserably, but obviously my attempt to so that was an incredibly poor one.
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Queering Wheel posted:Don't think that this was posted yet. Missouri is going outside of its own legislature to ban trans care for everyone, including adults. Yet another reminder that it was never actually about the kids or sports or any other bullshit excuse of theirs.
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Automata 10 Pack posted:Why can’t politicians do this for cool poo poo? 😔
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Surely the people who supported Trump despite his infidelity, sexual assault claims, creepy comments about his own daughter, creepy comments against women, and otherwise repugnant personality will turn against him in droves over his eating habits.
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Automata 10 Pack posted:Why can’t politicians do this for cool poo poo? 😔 Because it doesn't actually cost them anything. A lot of "cool poo poo" requires systems to be built in order to function. You talk about the housing/student loan/whatever crisis, you need to find the money/distribution methods to support it. You give Trans people access to healthcare and those on medicaid will need to have it paid for by the state. You say that you want to divert funds into social work and the question of whose funds and how much comes up. But just saying "Trans care is now illegal"? Well, your job is done. Everything past that is "personal responsibility". It's the same with abortion: regressives *love* to be against abortion because they don't have to shoulder any of the burden of their decision. And it shouldn't be surprising that if the cost to Trans people includes their deaths then the Republicans consider that a positive.
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Vorenus posted:Surely the people who supported Trump despite his infidelity, sexual assault claims, creepy comments about his own daughter, creepy comments against women, and otherwise repugnant personality will turn against him in droves over his eating habits. I mean, I don't think those people were gonna vote Ron till they saw him eat pudding with his fingers either.
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Voting in Florida is going to require dipping your thumb in pudding and leaving a fingerprint in the appropriate TRUMP or RONDA box
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Mizaq posted:What the gently caress is this poo poo? My grandpa ate well-done steak with ketchup. I did for my childhood as well. I bet lots of Gen X with grandparents that grew up during the depression or as farmers also did. He was very cautious of food-borne illnesses in undercooked meat. I don’t think attacking Trump on his eating steak or McDonalds is going to get any traction, plus it makes you look like some elite rear end in a top hat punching down. Who cares about the McDonalds, but joking about folks who order steak well done has been going on for longer than either of us has been alive. That's the whole point: It's a joke. It's funny that a guy worth a billion dollars goes to a restaurant and asks them to ruin a steak that costs more than I spend on food in a month. Let's not recast ribeyes and porterhouses as the food of the people just so we can make some wild "elitist" argument.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Libs were very good at allowing their objections to Trump to be framed purely as elitism despite Trump being the most privileged lil dandy bitch on the planet who literally got his butler to drive him around in a limo on his childhood paper route. I mean, Trump would have obviously complained about the "liberal elites" persecuting him regardless because he's a grievance golem, but drat it sure was easy for him Trump is extremely good at pissing off liberals in exactly the most pointless and petty ways that make them look like snobby elitist freaks clutching their pearls over pointless bullshit and ignoring material concerns. It was super effective against Hillary in particular for a number of reasons. Baronash posted:Who cares about the McDonalds, but joking about folks who order steak well done has been going on for longer than either of us has been alive. That's the whole point: It's a joke. It's funny that a guy worth a billion dollars goes to a restaurant and asks them to ruin a steak that costs more than I spend on food in a month. Let's not recast ribeyes and porterhouses as the food of the people just so we can make some wild "elitist" argument. The least funny people on the planet ran it into the ground over half a decade ago now. Of all the things to mock Trump for this is among the worst possible choices.
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InsertPotPun posted:it does seem odd that destroying lives takes a stroke of a pen but making lives better requires 7 months of study, compromise, 6 months of legal battles, compromise, seventeen emergency stays, compromise, 3 shootings, compromise... It does seem odd that destroying a building takes 30 seconds but building it can take years, unless you want it to immediately fall over. Angry_Ed fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Apr 14, 2023 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Libs were very good at allowing Yeah, it’s amazing to me how libs are always to blame for the actions of others.
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InsertPotPun posted:it does seem odd that destroying lives takes a stroke of a pen but making lives better requires 7 months of study, compromise, 6 months of legal battles, compromise, seventeen emergency stays, compromise, 3 shootings, compromise... Republicans say almost exactly the same thing about Obamacare. Some things are just harder than other things. And there are plenty of states passing legislation to protect trans rights, there's just no twitter clout in it. Here's the same account tweeting that Michigan made gender identity a protected class with a tenth as much engagement. https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1631107879284494336
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Trump is extremely good at pissing off liberals in exactly the most pointless and petty ways that make them look like snobby elitist freaks clutching their pearls over pointless bullshit and ignoring material concerns. It was super effective against Hillary in particular for a number of reasons. Like nothing you can mock him for really matters at the end of the day. You're not going to mock people out of liking him because those people are contrarian, and the flipside of "pearl clutching liberals" are people who follow Trump in very "to own the libs ways" Like yeah, you wanna make me mad by overcooking your steak? go for it bucko
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Look when I go to the Waffle House at 3am, I expect steak perfection.
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Before the steak derail ends, I wanted to say something: after the whole "well done steak with ketchup" thing became A Thing, I've been wanteing to see a King of the Hill episode where Hank is forced to grapple with being being called "woke" by neighborhood jackasses for preferring to cook steak medium rare. Unfortunately, if Judge is involved in a revival we wouldn't get anything like that and would probably get tracts about "woke social justice warriors". 
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Automata 10 Pack posted:Why can’t politicians do this for cool poo poo? 😔 Here are politicians from my state doing some cool poo poo: https://twitter.com/JacobWNewton/status/1633972364915376129 https://twitter.com/MNHouseInfo/status/1639210462456999938 Kalit fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Apr 14, 2023 |
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ZZT the Fifth posted:Before the steak derail ends, I wanted to say something: after the whole "well done steak with ketchup" thing became A Thing, I've been wanteing to see a King of the Hill episode where Hank is forced to grapple with being being called "woke" by neighborhood jackasses for preferring to cook steak medium rare. I always thought it was funny that on his failed show The Goode Family (King of the Hill with Mr. Van Driessen instead of Mr. Anderson) the libtard MC and his wife were well-liked and respected members of the community while the conservative grandpa and daughter were just whiny assholes.
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You can mock him for his bad spray tan or hair transplant. Those are choices.
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