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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



zedprime posted:

I dare anyone calling Oklahoma, Nebraska, or Kansas boring to drive Indiana top to bottom.

They can all be mind-numbingly boring wastes of space :unsmith:

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WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

zedprime posted:

I dare anyone calling Oklahoma, Nebraska, or Kansas boring to drive Indiana top to bottom.
Been through all four. Most multiple times.

In my opinion, western Nebraska is the only one I found soul-sucking.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Been through all four. Most multiple times.

In my opinion, western Nebraska is the only one I found soul-sucking.

I once heard someone say Nebraska is so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I spent a depressing amount of high school riding in buses between Lincoln and Omaha, where the most interesting thing you'll see is the 24-hour porn store running out of a prefab barn

god bless the Porn Barn, may it live forever

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

zedprime posted:

I dare anyone calling Oklahoma, Nebraska, or Kansas boring to drive Indiana top to bottom.

I drove from Gary, Indiana to Farmington, Missouri, leaving Gary at 3 AM because I had to work at 11. There was about a two hour segment of that drive where all I saw was corn, road, and the night sky. Not even a loving headlight.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The porn barn is a little old place where
We can get together
Porn barn, baby

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Antivehicular posted:

I spent a depressing amount of high school riding in buses between Lincoln and Omaha, where the most interesting thing you'll see is the 24-hour porn store running out of a prefab barn

god bless the Porn Barn, may it live forever

Read that as Obama and was rather confused by this re-interpretation of american civil rights history.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



UwUnabomber posted:

I drove from Gary, Indiana to Farmington, Missouri, leaving Gary at 3 AM because I had to work at 11. There was about a two hour segment of that drive where all I saw was corn, road, and the night sky. Not even a loving headlight.

My favorite Indiana memory is when I lived there for a while, I would take a lot of country roads when I visited my folks because it was more direct than sticking to highways the whole time. I was driving way out in the middle of nowhere farmland one night when I saw someone's headlights roll up behind me and then turn off - but when I tapped my brakes I could see the vehicle still following right behind me. They kept it up for miles, and I didn't have good cell service or anything to call anyone, but eventually they just turned around and left. I decided right then that I'd had enough Indiana farm country, and I'd just use the main roads instead.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Antivehicular posted:

I spent a depressing amount of high school riding in buses between Lincoln and Omaha, where the most interesting thing you'll see is the 24-hour porn store running out of a prefab barn

god bless the Porn Barn, may it live forever

How... how much prefab barn does a 24-hour porn store consume, and - more importantly - what happens when it runs out??

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

3D Megadoodoo posted:

How... how much prefab barn does a 24-hour porn store consume, and - more importantly - what happens when it runs out??

It's a real sticky situation.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Dameius posted:

It's a real sticky situation.

It causes a lot of exposure too.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Grip it and rip it posted:

It's almost like the guy is basically a child or something

hailthefish posted:

loving hell how did they get a fetus into a uniform?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


It's like if Ben Shapiro was a child.

WHICH IS LIKE :psyduck:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


I'm also a fan of:

Icon Of Sin posted:

A level of malice unseen for ages just awoke within multiple agencies, and is currently trying to find the best host through with to channel itself into the complete and utter annihilation of this absolute moron.

He might be out of jail by the time he’s 70, if he’s 30 or below.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:refurb: Does freeipods.com still work? :refurb:

robg posted:

Just signed up for it, did the AOL option, didnt get confirmed yet, says it takes a couple of days. Does this really work?

If it does, I'll PayPal $7.00 to the first 5 people who sign up under my referral and complete an offer... it takes a couple of days to show up as completed once you do it I think, so once you sign up, and complete a offer, I'll PayPal you $7.00 via the e-mail address listed under the referral link. Here's the link: http://www.freeipods.com/default.aspx?referer=7833727

If it doesn't work and it's a scam, then forget this message :cool:

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Someone felt the need to 'well, actually' about wanking to a children's cartoon about ponies.

HomestarCanter posted:

My Little Pony is a show that deals extensively in interpersonal communication, friendship, and doing the right thing. This tends to attract people who have difficulty with, or desire help in understanding such things. This is a common trait of autism. Another of the common traits on the autism spectrum is a lack of understanding of what is considered appropriate or inappropriate to share. Yet another is a version of compartmentalizing where something that is relevant to one aspect of a person is entirely empty from other parts of their life. Add in the common, if not obvious knowledge that everyone has quirks, oddities, or even, yes, kinks, and this leads to two conclusions.

1. One's sexual interests/activities are simply one of the myriad facets of a person's existence, no more or less interesting or appropriate to talk about.
2. This aspect has no bearing or influence over a person's behavior, thoughts, or actions beyond what they do in private.

This extends to all sorts of things people have in the past or present considered "deviant." Anime, furry, etc. Some people wonder how someone can be so "messed up." I wonder why you even care.

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
I have to assume that some people have a gun to their head while they post, forcing them to die on the hill of "The person telling you they masturbate to cartoon horses might be autistic".

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oklahoma actually has some quite varied scenery if you're driving on I-40.
I've driven 40 from Memphis to Vegas/California and back several times and I straight up had to look at a map because I couldn't remember ever going through Oklahoma.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
Literally a fugue state.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

3D Megadoodoo posted:

How... how much prefab barn does a 24-hour porn store consume, and - more importantly - what happens when it runs out??

There are strange things done 'neath the Midwest sun by the men who moil for porn...

Cythereal posted:

Someone felt the need to 'well, actually' about wanking to a children's cartoon about ponies.

This poster's username being "Homestar Runner but a horse pun" really adds some, uh, bonus piquancy to that post

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cythereal posted:

Someone felt the need to 'well, actually' about wanking to a children's cartoon about ponies.

2008 regdate and a clean rap sheet, and this is what they post lmao

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Carthag Tuek posted:

2008 regdate and a clean rap sheet, and this is what they post lmao

lmao, I thought this was a moray eel quote mine until you posted that.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

How dare that guy use autism to excuse pony porn. I'm unironically pretty pissed. Mans should be copping more than 12 hours.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Excuse me, have you just said 'clopping for 12 hours'?

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

He probably is doing that too unfortunately

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Mods I want to report a sus av

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Karate Bastard posted:

Mods I want to report a sus av

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Zoga's just sick of being fetishised for their appearance. They are a real person with hopes and dreams Mr Pence!

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

No I'm not

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Good call tbh.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Living in a barn stall
growing out my mane
clipping and clopping
is what I crave

I couldn't think of any horse things that rhyme with crave

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Outrail posted:

Living in a barn stall
growing out my mane
clipping and clopping
is what I crave

I couldn't think of any horse things that rhyme with crave

The herd was ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Outrail posted:

Living in a barn stall
growing out my mane
clipping and clopping
is what I crave

I couldn't think of any horse things that rhyme with crave
"Blaze" is a near rhyme

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Fritz the Horse posted:

i did some thinking and arrived at a compromise nobody will like

edit: can always be changed later when more admins are around but for now I've banned Brown Moses from self-promoting his stuff or his contributors' stuff.


The Saddest Rhino posted:



He he he I'm safe

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

freeedr posted:

Gelatin is just connective tissue that can’t be skeleton anymore but still can dance

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Splicer posted:

"Blaze" is a near rhyme

If you think blaze and crave are near rhyming you need speech therapy

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I mean, they do in the middle. Rhyming can apply for any syllable or part of the pronunciation. Alliteration is a form of rhyming that just has its own special name.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

iwentdoodie posted:

If you think blaze and crave are near rhyming you need speech therapy
bleɪz
kreɪv
Take it up with the IPA :shrug:

e: Oh wait I see the confusion. I said "a near rhyme" not "nearly rhyme". "Near rhyme" is a specific term synonymous with "slant rhyme".

Splicer has a new favorite as of 23:34 on Apr 14, 2023

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


By popular demand posted:

Guys I keep joking about the fellowship of St. Kirk (Johnsonism?) becoming an organized religion but I think things are moving away from an internet joke into an actual 'thing'.
Not sure how I personally feel about it.

Karate Bastard posted:

I'll happily take Johnsonism over QAnonism any day.

Phy posted:

It will never cease to amaze me how two religions can be so similar and yet so different.

  • central figure of worship a colossal rear end in a top hat
  • constant references to some kind of ring
  • doctrine is a big stretch

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