[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

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# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:28

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 25, 2024 19:08

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Not sure who gave me the new avi but thanks, it'll make me laugh every time I see it.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://twitter.com/minimaxir/status/1647023813505470465?s=20

Finally Elon found someone who can get rid of community notes that call him out

This owns lol

# ? Apr 15, 2023 01:42

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Stay in SAD, with the other insufferable poo poo heels

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# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:29

Shipon: Nov 7, 2005

moist turtleneck posted:

He's going to be on the Adam friedland show and finally get cancelled

gay adam is back

# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:34

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

hey everybody it's me, gay elon

# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:52

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

ben shapino posted:

hey everybody it's me, gay elon

i would like a horse

# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:53

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

ben shapino posted:

hey everybody it's me, gay elon

That would explain why he does IVF

# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:54

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Also all the dicks

# ? Apr 15, 2023 02:54

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1646968444498362368?t=GXQxnasuWnBSp4o3-cVnBQ&s=19

# ? Apr 15, 2023 03:05

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Its because Taibbi approached as an underling, not an intellectual equal.

# ? Apr 15, 2023 03:10

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1646968444498362368?t=GXQxnasuWnBSp4o3-cVnBQ&s=19

Deal from strength or get crushed every time

# ? Apr 15, 2023 03:18

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1646661962154094598?t=L62nfwrdOSmEDeAJh6QK1w&s=19

# ? Apr 15, 2023 03:56

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Exclusive memes like that honour de balsac one you saw 8 months ago.

# ? Apr 15, 2023 03:58

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Thrust via wheel rotation vs the battery that tends to explode when submerged

# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:13

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/tweetfacts2me/status/1646833775177809923?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:26

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Homer at Klown Kollege learning all the funny people names

# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:27

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

ben shapino posted:

hey everybody it's me, gay elon

# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:44

bigstupidjellyfish: Oct 25, 2010

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1646661962154094598?t=L62nfwrdOSmEDeAJh6QK1w&s=19

people should go around blatantly "pirating" his stolen meme subscribers-only feed. can't you see him getting angry about that and trying to pretend it doesn't get him angry because it would be incredibly embarrassing

edit: wait can you see how many paid subscribers a person has?

# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:48

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Imagine paying a subscription for stolen memes

# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:49

D O R K Y: Sep 1, 2001

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Imagine paying a subscription for stolen memes

ppl are gonna get banned for reposting paywalled elon tweets

# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:52

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Imagine paying a subscription for stolen memes

All memes are stolen

# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:56

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

ben shapino posted:

hey everybody it's me, gay elon

Lol

# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:57

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

so long gay elon

# ? Apr 15, 2023 05:44

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

WrasslorMonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/tweetfacts2me/status/1646833775177809923?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

https://twitter.com/RhondaFurin/status/1646840315137884163

that wasn't where I was expecting this post to go. "$4/month? that's ridiculous...ly cheap compared to my $3000/month concierge doctor"

# ? Apr 15, 2023 05:50

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

BattleMaster posted:

https://twitter.com/RhondaFurin/status/1646840315137884163

that wasn't where I was expecting this post to go. "$4/month? that's ridiculous...ly cheap compared to my $3000/month concierge doctor"

https://twitter.com/ViciousSkid/status/1647104987661729793

# ? Apr 15, 2023 06:32

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

ben shapino posted:

https://twitter.com/ViciousSkid/status/1647104987661729793

Why are you posting your twitter?

# ? Apr 15, 2023 06:43

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Zeroisanumber posted:

I sent this to my gf more than a year ago and now I'm retroactively embarrassed.

# ? Apr 15, 2023 07:13

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Mr Hootington posted:

Why are you posting your twitter?

Why are you posting at all?

# ? Apr 15, 2023 07:24

1glitch0: Sep 4, 2018; I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

behold a pale divorcé

# ? Apr 15, 2023 08:21

Mr. Pizza: Oct 5, 2009

ekuNNN posted:

everything

# ? Apr 15, 2023 11:35

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

Stay in SAD, with the other insufferable poo poo heels

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NHD this guy hates dogs, use your mind powers to make someone finally perma him

# ? Apr 15, 2023 11:56

sube: Nov 7, 2022

https://twitter.com/twitterwrite/status/1646674962055565319?s=46&t=f3DVHW2pFMXQdgOf2PA6XQ

want to meet the sicko who�d read a 10,000 character tweet

# ? Apr 15, 2023 12:44

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

sube posted:

https://twitter.com/twitterwrite/status/1646674962055565319?s=46&t=f3DVHW2pFMXQdgOf2PA6XQ

want to meet the sicko who�d read a 10,000 character tweet

BeefThief posted:

In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

Part 1/n

# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:03

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

sube posted:

https://twitter.com/twitterwrite/status/1646674962055565319?s=46&t=f3DVHW2pFMXQdgOf2PA6XQ

want to meet the sicko who�d read a 10,000 character tweet

Elon really understands his product. The main thing people want when they open Twitter is to read entire loving essays

# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:24

The Gripper: Sep 14, 2004; i am winner

We're one step closer to Javascript-enabled tweets at least.

# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:33

lurkeskywalker: Jul 12, 2016

Mr Hootington posted:

Tucker Tucker Tucker Tucker Tucker Tucker

Idk dipshit maybe Tucker Carlson being the only one pointing out or having guests point out problems like this is a big problem too???? Idk maybe I need to huff some spray paint and get the brain damage needed to not understand a God damned thing.

Maybe you and that coke bloated hack Glenda are just fine with white nationalism

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# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:35