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# ? Apr 12, 2023 07:31 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 16:37 |
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Being a Michael Caine lookalike is not a viable strategy for everyone.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 12:11 |
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I'll listen to a seduction guide of someone who is less conventionally attractive over someone with looks. They must know deep secrets. My secret is that I bake and cook good food. My Kanelbullar bring all the girls and boys to the yard
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 13:21 |
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Kanelbullar are important flirting tools, it's true.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 14:14 |
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this dude couldn't seduce himself
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:17 |
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This UGLY MOTHERFUCKER is getting LAID EVERY NIGHT What are you waiting for? No credit cards!!
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:19 |
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Paladinus posted:Being a Michael Caine lookalike is not a viable strategy for everyone. getting more of a Stephen King hit off that face. Re: the bad haircut
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 03:36 |
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I was going to mention it but decided not to until now. The Michael Caine comparison is classic goon face blindness. Just nothing alike lol. I don't know how something that wrong can happen but it's quite common apparently. My friend and I watched Timecop on VHS after it came out so we were maybe 12 and he was absolutely convinced that one of the goons was Bill Murray. To this day, any time my friend attempts to say someone looks like someone else which is hilariously not true I just say "No they look like Bill Murray" and he shuts up real quick.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 04:12 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I was going to mention it but decided not to until now. I mean, it kinda sorta looks like a bad AI-generated picture of Michael Caine as Harry Palmer.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 04:19 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I mean, it kinda sorta looks like a bad AI-generated picture of Michael Caine as Harry Palmer. Yes yes. Very similar. Honestly the comparison you mentioned is better, but that's because they are both white, have glasses, and look extremely British. Caine would not have been my first impression though. You could throw Buddy Holly into that mix. Also, I have no idea who that seducer is but he just reeks British to me. I'll fully admit if I'm wrong. Maybe his parents (caine?) came from there.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 04:42 |
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 05:26 |
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I didn't say he was a convincing lookalike.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 11:55 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I was going to mention it but decided not to until now. So you are saying... all awkward looking fucks are what real goons look like? Got it got it thanks 👍
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 16:21 |
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EVIL Gibson posted:So you are saying... all awkward looking fucks are what real goons look like? Got it got it thanks 👍 No, all henchmen look like Bill Murray.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 20:16 |
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where does david mitchell fit into all this?
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 23:11 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2023 00:55 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2023 04:24 |
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i'm listening
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# ? Apr 14, 2023 04:30 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2023 10:58 |
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:37 |
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well that's one way to do it
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 04:47 |
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EVIL Gibson posted:most haunting bird call is the African Grey parrot who repeated and has kept repeating the owners last words before being murdered What is the bird saying? (This is important.)
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:08 |
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"Good evening! Horny? Frustrated? Guys, I guarantee that your seminar fee will be the best $998.95 you have ever spent anywhere, or ever will! Listen up, here's what you need to know about the fine art of seduction:
(Exits stage right, grabs suitcase full of cash, runs to emergency exit, opens door, jumps into getaway car and roars off into the expectant night.)
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 13:38 |
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BigBadSteve posted:What is the bird saying? (This is important.) "don't loving shoot" but in the exact voice of the victim. These parrots live longer than most people. Usually the family takes the birds in but have to give them up because hearing the voice of the dead owner is just too much, even when they are not murdered. Imagine waking up and hearing your dead grandfather's voice saying "Good morning!" every day.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:08 |
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Of course at 2AM I only caught the smaller thumbnail on the sidebar and for a moment my drunk rear end thought Mike Matei was actually Kim Jong-Il from Team America.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 16:57 |
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 01:27 |
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shut up putty
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 01:37 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 10:15 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 14:15 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 17:07 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 08:28 |
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don't doxx me
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 09:06 |
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So's my dick.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 09:31 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 21:53 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 21:54 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2023 05:34 |
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i mean they are flying types. which is weird because games, anime , etc emphasis their supposed dragonness. but lol at the gen1 devs giving it a quad weakness electricity PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Apr 20, 2023 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2023 13:49 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 16:37 |
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Easily one of the best videos on the internet.
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