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VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Name Initial Letter Baby Pacifier and Pacifier Clips BPA Free Silicone Infant Nipple Gold Bling Newborn Dummy Soother

For the elon musks in your life.

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Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
Yeesh. Nothing that goes on the skin, nothing that plugs into the wall, nothing that touches food. Next rule for AliExpress: Nothing that is designed to go in the mouth of children.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

AliExpress: Nothing that is designed to go in

Generalized it for truth

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Newborn Dummy Smoother.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
I'm up to 25 of these little buggers....


Cuuuuubbbbbbeeeeeessss.



https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256804675976626.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa&_randl_shipto=US

To get the "spicy" & pricey cubes however you have to go to https://www.luciteria.com/metal-cubes

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Just got an order consisting of items from the front page 1.99-3.99 deals.

$2 earbuds
$4 Lenovo earbuds
$2 MagSafe car charger mount
$2 detail brushes

They are all fantastic!! These detail brushes I would say would pay $10-12 for easy locally if I even saw them.

Very surprised!

Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.

Liquid Chicken posted:

I'm up to 25 of these little buggers....


Cuuuuubbbbbbeeeeeessss.



https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256804675976626.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa&_randl_shipto=US

To get the "spicy" & pricey cubes however you have to go to https://www.luciteria.com/metal-cubes

I checked out the bromine cube and that's not a bad idea, basically the only way to store it long term is to seal it in a glass ampoule.

They also linked to this moron pouring it on an iPhone with no PPE on :ohdear:

edit: oh my god his entire channel is just destroying iPhones in different ways.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Hippie Hedgehog posted:

Yeesh. Nothing that goes on the skin, nothing that plugs into the wall, nothing that touches food. Next rule for AliExpress: Nothing that is designed to go in the mouth of children.

nothing that goes inside anyone should come from Ali Express. they don’t do microplastics they do megaplastics.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

nothing that plugs into the wall
This isn't really true, in my experience. Maybe not like specifically power units or anything but apart from that I've got a lot of stuff electrical from ali that's all worked fine.

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Apr 15, 2023

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

well why not posted:

nothing that goes inside anyone should come from Ali Express. they don’t do microplastics they do megaplastics.

Why would you want to wait around to see if you’re going to get cancer, etc? No delayed gratification, no stochastic diseases!

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Just ordered some more crap from Temu.

A $3.58 deburring tool for removing supports and brims from 3D prints.



A $5.98 motion activated under-cabinet lighting for nighttime cookie raids

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

I put everything I order from the internet into my body.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
It’s the only way to be sure.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

I put everything I order from the internet into sleepy gary's body.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004


Squid game!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

tfw the Trypophobia hits



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005270953160.html

edit: /In Extremely Biden Voice





https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004925066919.html

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Apr 15, 2023

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

That drapes on the model terribly. Looks like it hasn't been fit.

Won't that deburring tool bite right into 3d printed stuff?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
200W Wireless Charger For iPhone 14 13 12 11 Pro XS Max 8 X XR Induction Fast Wireless Charging Pad For Samsung Xiaomi Huawei
Exclusive first order price
€ 0.45

I do agree that ordering a 200W wireless charger for 1€ distinguishes your intelligence.

You should buy a more honest product instead:

360 Degree Rotation Retractable Baton Case Holster Universal Extensible Baton Holder Self Defense EDC Outdoor Survial Tool
€ 0.18

It is just the holster, this line was even on the thumbnail pic.

Now they want to sell me tactical gloves, good thing I used a private window.



Tactical Ali is pretty hilarious, I hadn't looked at it before.

Hide your tactical drugs in your water bottle, or your tactical bible.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
[TRN]Bac Black Grey Industrial National Style Improved Light System Camouflage Paste Inside Flying Fish Suit


That would actually be fun to wear to some cosplay convention, if it was of sufficient quality.
And yes, that is an actual skirt.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I think you mean tactikilt.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Intrn Tactical Group - the getup the intern has to wear? It looks amazing anyway.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Can't be a good samurai pig without the skirt.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

That camouflage fanny pack really ties it together imo. Protect your car keys and breath mints from the zombie hordes.

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009

DRINK ME posted:

Intrn Tactical Group - the getup the intern has to wear? It looks amazing anyway.

Yeah. They have to share a Glock though.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Is China just super into batons these days? I see so many ads but I am American so I can just buy a gun:shrug:

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
I am getting convinced that that costume is either imitating some actual cosplayer, or even some kind of TV-show.
I might watch it if it exists.


Though that description points to it being tacticool summer fashion.

NOT GOOD ITEMS, GREAT ITEMS✨:[TRN]Bac Black Grey Industrial National Style Improved Light System Camouflage Paste Inside Flying Fish Suit
PRODUCT PROPERTY:✨ 1: The pattern type of our product is print.The season of our product is summer.

I resumed my browsing from a new private window with only that suit seen:
Aliexpress has clocked me as a very specific kind of person:


Someone who needs to sit down suddenly, in a high-tech fashion:
Practical Exoskeleton Sports Seat Portable Fishing Stool Adjustable Height Outdoor Wearable Seat Industrial Nylon


While carrying my glowsticks to a concert in a efficient fashion:

Outdoor Concert Glow Sticks Special Strap Cartridge Belt
Extra 1% off
€ 189,41

No glow sticks included, just braces

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well that post is just a land of wonder.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They sell suicide vests on Ali?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

goatface posted:

They sell suicide vests on Ali?

What? You think I'm going to pay Macy's prices for my suicide vest??

Yeah right.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

goatface posted:

They sell suicide vests on Ali?

All vests are suicide vests if you apply yourself

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I did read something about high levels of lead in clothes bought from Ali and Shein, that would be a rather slow form of suicide.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

goatface posted:

They sell suicide vests on Ali?

Any vest can be a suicide vest if you try hard enough
F,b

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

By popular demand posted:

I did read something about high levels of lead in clothes bought from Ali and Shein, that would be a rather slow form of suicide.

I’m curious how they work the lead into fabric. I definitely don’t know textile processing but…
at least I’ll be mildly comfortable while slowly damaging my body in new and exciting ways :shrug:

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I’m curious how they work the lead into fabric. I definitely don’t know textile processing but…
at least I’ll be mildly comfortable while slowly damaging my body in new and exciting ways :shrug:

It's probably environmental from coal smoke and other poo poo.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Might be an additive in certain colours


edit:

only one way to find out

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Sorry, it's my fault. When I was getting ready for the concert I told the sellers they didn't have enough heavy metal outfits

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I’m curious how they work the lead into fabric. I definitely don’t know textile processing but…
at least I’ll be mildly comfortable while slowly damaging my body in new and exciting ways :shrug:

Lead dye/pigment is cheap, it makes nice bright colours. It used to be in hair dye.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I can see a street sausage vendor wothout the proper license can use that suicide vest.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

goatface posted:

Lead dye/pigment is cheap, it makes nice bright colours. It used to be in hair dye.

I just ordered a bunch of bright shirts, I wonder how it is with washing out, etc. I’m tempted to test stuff but also :effort:

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




If you're an adult lead exposure isn't much of a problem. It's a big problem for babies and little kids, but old farts don't have much to worry about.

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