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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:I don't want to be sex trafficked, Have Mercy. Well post better then. At least that's what I was taught at school. I didn't go to a particularly good school, so I don't know maybe that's not the best advice.
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Alan Smithee posted:Just Kidding is going to cast black Hermione so she can go "see!?" This is one million percent gonna happen
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Alan Smithee posted:Just Kidding is going to cast black Hermione so she can go "see!?" Gonna be extremely funny when all the chuds turn on her for making Harry Potter woke
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Grendels Dad posted:Thomas Crown Affair, give me a loving break. Rich art thief falls in love with the insurance investigator chasing him seems like a movie-sized plot. Also the particular cast was a lot of the attraction of that movie.
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smackfu posted:Rich art thief falls in love with the insurance investigator chasing him seems like a movie-sized plot. Also the particular cast was a lot of the attraction of that movie. Maybe they're going to get the Walking Dead writers to do it so "Rich art thief falls in love with the insurance investigator chasing him" can get two seasons just for the initial art theft. Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Apr 15, 2023 |
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Neo Rasa posted:Maybe they're going to get the Walking Dead writers to do it so "Rich art thief falls in love with the insurance investigator chasing him" can get two seasons just for the initial art theft. I feel like this is just gonna turn into Sly Cooper.
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Piell posted:Gonna be extremely funny when all the chuds turn on her for making Harry Potter woke Yeah, they might be trying to plan for seven seasons over ten years, but if they cast a black girl for Herimone, that poo poo ain't lasting past one season. The only liberals watching this tend to be the closet racist ones with nostalgia for the films, and they'd bemoan why they couldn't get someone that looks like Emma Watson. I wonder if the lopsided timeframe means we will have wait 3 years for the first season, since they clearly haven't cast anyone yet in time for the Max presentation.
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The different houses get power armor based on their patron. Spells now have Dr. STRANGE style effects. Professpr Quirrell will now be a woman, to really drive home the terfdom.
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It's still lol they didn't do a Harry Potter animated series, which woulda fit perfectly, but you know how people are like about cartoons.
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Optimistic of you to think that Max will last that long.
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Beau is Afraid is getting polarized takes. I’m very curious to see it myself. Missed a Q&A with ari Aster and joker man which is like okay whatever but also Nathan Fielder was there apparently so I must have missed being in the Rehearsal season 2
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's still lol they didn't do a Harry Potter animated series, which woulda fit perfectly, but you know how people are like about cartoons. Meanwhile Nintendo and Illumination swimming in money.
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Alhazred posted:Optimistic of you to think that Max will last that long. Maybe that's what they're counting on. Max implodes in a year or two, David Zaslav and his Discovery bros get shitcanned, and Warner Bros. quietly pulls the plug on Joanne's big retcon comeback.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Mad max The accepted term is Neurodivergent Max
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Alan Smithee posted:Beau is Afraid is getting polarized takes. I’m very curious to see it myself. Missed a Q&A with ari Aster and joker man which is like okay whatever but also Nathan Fielder was there apparently so I must have missed being in the Rehearsal season 2 Beau Is Afraid clapped the cheeks of my brain. This is a compliment fyi
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Alan Smithee posted:Beau is Afraid is getting polarized takes. It's giving me 'Film Twitter will have lovely hot takes about it but in ten years everybody will say they always thought it was a masterpiece' vibes.
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/hbomax/status/1646213574853885954?s=20 real glad that Joe Pera Talks To You got cancelled in service of this
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Alan Smithee posted:Beau is Afraid is getting polarized takes. I’m very curious to see it myself. Missed a Q&A with ari Aster and joker man which is like okay whatever but also Nathan Fielder was there apparently so I must have missed being in the Rehearsal season 2 From the first trailer I got 'Ari Aster does a Wes Anderson film' vibe. Is this remotely close to it, or...?
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The house slave subplot in the books were almost excised in the film versions, hermione spent one or two books trying to start activist efforts to free house elves from slavery but everyone incl the good guys treat her as an annoying scold, it ultimately ended with the house elves going "we really enjoy being slaves so your actions are bad for us" and that one named house elf is considered an insane outlier Dobby the house elf. Even after he was freed, he basically acted like a house elf towards Harry Potter as thanks for Harry’s part in helping free him.
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Don't worry, he died for the crime of daring to be free
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Samovar posted:From the first trailer I got 'Ari Aster does a Wes Anderson film' vibe. Is this remotely close to it, or...? I felt a similarish vibe but with Charile Kaufman .
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I liked Midsommar but "Ari Aster mimicking Charlie Kaufman" is a pitch scientifically designed to make me never see a movie.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I liked Midsommar but "Ari Aster mimicking Charlie Kaufman" is a pitch scientifically designed to make me never see a movie. god that's spot on
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Wondering if it has naked boomers in it because his other two have me convinced he’s Tarantino for naked boomers
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Alan Smithee posted:Wondering if it has naked boomers in it because his other two have me convinced he’s Tarantino for naked boomers Honestly not far off from Charlie Kaufman either.
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Apparently Beau is Afraid has Joaquin Phoenix lighten up a bit, at the behest of Nathan Lane.
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Alan Smithee posted:Wondering if it has naked boomers in it because his other two have me convinced he’s Tarantino for naked boomers Several of the reviews I've seen have mentioned droopy testicles, so yeah, there's gonna be naked boomers.
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Who Greenlighted 2023: Several reviews mentioned droopy testicles
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Big Money Salvia taught me that naked old men is praxis.
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Maybe the movie just involves a Hanna Barbera themed hallucination.
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Droopy ding dongs and tiddys are scary whats the confusion
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Asterite34 posted:Does that make the Yoshi tongue thing an ahegao face? How is this not already the thread title? Too long?
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Time Cowboy posted:Who Greenlighted 2023: Several reviews mentioned droopy testicles We need this.
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1stGear posted:Several of the reviews I've seen have mentioned droopy testicles, so yeah, there's gonna be naked boomers. I saw it last night at a screener. Its only Joaquin's testicles and Parker Posey is naked. The movie is a three hour fever dream.
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SPACE HOMOS posted:I saw it last night at a screener. Its only Joaquin's testicles and Parker Posey is naked. The movie is a three hour fever dream. I also saw it last night - it's true, the ratio (time Phoenix is hanging dong)/(time Phoenix is naked) is extremely low, which I think is probably a) thematically relevant and b) contractual in some way. Nevertheless, I think you're underselling the amount of genitalia onscreen. The first hour features a prominent character who is always full-frontal nude, and the climax (  ) features a giant penis monster
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smug n stuff posted:I also saw it last night - it's true, the ratio (time Phoenix is hanging dong)/(time Phoenix is naked) is extremely low, which I think is probably a) thematically relevant and b) contractual in some way. Birthday Boy Stab Man is naked thats true.
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