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imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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Yeah if it’s your favorite movie ever then definitely read it.

I read the plot synopsis for Beau is Afraid and it sounds like the most Jewish movie of all time

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Sunk Dunk posted:

no idea what blood meridian is about but every person that ever recommended it to me uses the n word regularly

it’s really good, read it (I do not say slurs)

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Blood Meridian is good but it's the kind of story where the dumbest people take entirely the wrong lessons from it as far as which characters they should be emulating (it's none of them)

The Judge is cool though and I'm just like him :dumb:

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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Nick had a great or maybe terrible idea for a very racist red dead 2 mod based on blood meridian

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Did you guys know there's a Pokemon that's just a set of keys?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
does he evolve into Dominic

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Beau is a gay'd

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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Malcolm Excellent posted:

Beau is a gay'd

a lot of the plot for this movie does sound like a cum town bit tbh, spoilers for like the end of the movie:

...He grows up without a father, who his mother says died from a hereditary condition during an orgasm (which was also when Beau was conceived)
...but his father is actually a giant penis-shaped monster.
They make their way to Mona's bedroom and passionately make love. Beau is terrified that he's going to die the second he ejaculates, but is relieved when he survives. However, Elaine has died mid-climax, her body frozen stiff. Mona [his mom] then appears from the shadows and reveals that she was not only still alive but watching the whole time

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Why would you post the plot of a movie that just came out in this thread, even spoilered. Lol wtf

E: not even out yet lmao

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

Tetramin posted:

Why would you post the plot of a movie that just came out in this thread, even spoilered. Lol wtf

E: not even out yet lmao
chill dude, anyone familiar with enven the most rudimentary basics of storytelling couldve predicted all this already just from watching the trailer., really by the numbers stuff tbh

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

i for one expected a lot more originality when i heard hollywood had finally made a movie about jews

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Lol I didn’t read it or watch the trailer, just seems weird.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

woody allen waas making that same exact kind of movie in the 1950s

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, hey doc, my father's crazy! he thinks he's a giant penis-shaped monster. doc says, why don't you turn him in? guy says, I would but I need the cum.

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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Tetramin posted:

Why would you post the plot of a movie that just came out in this thread, even spoilered. Lol wtf

E: not even out yet lmao

it's literally small sentence fragments taken from 3 separate sentences, not the whole plot. and i posted it because honestly it kept making me think of adam.
i personally read it because the previous two ari aster movies were too scary for me, so i was checking to see if it was also a horror movie but it's obviously not after watching the trailer, and i couldn't stop reading after the first bit. also i dont respect hasidic art

imhotep fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Apr 15, 2023

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

tafs: also i don't respect hasidic art

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
i am reading the passenger right now. cormac ftw

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Pharmaskittle posted:

tafs: also i don't respect hasidic art

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

mark immune posted:

i am reading the passenger right now. cormac ftw

nice, I just started this after wrapping up outer dark earlier on today. didn't know it was about my part of the country, think I'll enjoy it

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
learning about planes

https://www.airliners.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40113

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

it's wholesome that no one makes fun of him or judges him for such a silly question. they all work together to help him out.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Lol

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

do planes make you horny baby

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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idk commercial airliners are overrated but it is quite the beauty

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



bows1 posted:

read the thread instead of just posting
based on principle alone, never. no.

(this is not a defense of imhotep)

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COprBlqmsjI

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
stavvys on dillon and I think his tooth is gonna fall out again

he makes tim look amazing

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Pharmaskittle posted:

nice, I just started this after wrapping up outer dark earlier on today. didn't know it was about my part of the country, think I'll enjoy it

I’m reading Suttree and I’m gonna start the passenger when I finish that.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

The_Rob posted:

I’m reading Suttree and I’m gonna start the passenger when I finish that.

Good rear end book. Love the Cormac talk in the boys thread. Don’t forget Stella Maris after

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Pharmaskittle posted:

The movie is incredibly faithful to the book, but McCarthy is unironically a genius writer and it's worth reading for that alone

Blood Meridian got me on to The Road which I finished last week

just put Outer Dark on hold at my local library thanks to this thread about a racist podcast

im gay

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

racist tv show

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

stavvys on dillon and I think his tooth is gonna fall out again

he makes tim look amazing

and we have an example of just how bad/fat/lovely looking he could get with Zac amico.

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Penis: The Movie

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
The tree of penis

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

Beethoven’s Big Penis

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
All the pretty penises

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Saturday Night Penis

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

legends of the penis temple

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

holefoods posted:

legends of the penis temple

family double penis

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