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Also I can't wait to see if Kirkpatrick is gonna bluebook us or blueball us we haven't had a government UFO science guy since Hynek
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 14:25 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 19:45 |
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Spergin Morlock posted:lol back when I took a biology course my professor mentioned this experiment in the very first lecture. he thought it was dumb as hell that they never reran the experiment and just moved on after handwaving the results away People can look around at Earth, and then think life outside it is silly. Reason #271000476 why olds need to not be in charge
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:10 |
Delta-Wye posted:it keeps happening quote:The results met the pre-mission definition of a positive life response. But of course as soon as we got it everyone came up with alternative proposals to account for the results nonbiologically.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:11 |
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polite orb declines to bother witnesses furtherNUFORC posted:My first wife and I were moving to California from Dallas in a rented U-Haul truck. We first noticed what appeared to be the moon infront and above us. I remarked on how spectacular and bright it was. We noticed after a few seconds that this object was on a collision course with us looking as though it would smash right on top of us. I stopped the truck. The object stopped. I just hovered there without motion or rocking. It was absolutely still. We got the idea that it was wanting to take us with it. We both found ourselves muttering words like, "Go away, we don't want to go," etc. Suddenly it took off as though it were shot from a slingshot going straight out into the night sky as far as we could see. The object was a yellowish gold, slightly glowing. I could not make out any detail in the object. It made not noise. It scared us. It was not from this world. "one of them there damned ufo's that everybody's been talking about!" NUFORC posted:Thank you for allowing me to file this report of an actual event which took place many years ago....probably late 1960's I was working that Summer as a boy of (11 yrs. old). ...Going up and down a ladder handing construction material to the two older (family members- Father & Grandfather) on the roof. I suddenly spotted a large disc high up in the sky. It was about the quivelent size of a dime...at arms length, and was a bit duller in color...like aluminum....and totally soundless. formation of lights appear and disappear over ocean NUFORC posted:I'm reporting an incident that happened 50 years ago in 1969 when I was 15. Due to my age, I was afraid to say anything- especially to my parents. Later, I became a government employee with a security clearance so I never reported it. I have thought about this almost every day of my life. Here are the details: Date: Mid-August, 1969 Location: Westport Mass., Brayton Point Road on the eastern side of the southern end near the ocean, Time: Mid to late afternoon (15:00-17:00) weird pink/turquoise gaseous object in NM NUFORC posted:Hot afternoon, sunny and clear, Placitas, New Mexico. I was coming out of our post office and saw many people standing in the road where it branched to the right and then up a slight hill to the left. This was a rural mountain village with dirt roads. Some of the people were friends. They were all just standing still watching something, quietly talking and I went to see what they were looking at. Ahead on the left branch of the road...actually above the road... maybe 50 or 60 feet off the ground was a glowing ball of pink light and in the center of it, the light was a turquoise blue. blue humanoid crossing road telepathically instructs driver not to run it down, then walks up steep bank NUFORC posted:As I was negotiating the paved roadway, following the lazy turn to the left at the top of the hill, a creature strode up from the steep hillside on my right and without breaking stride, looked directly at me and directed me to, "DON’T HURT I." The three words were clear and precise but without sound. The powerful engine sounds did nothing to dampen the order. My mind heard the words, not my ears. impossibly slow WWII-era airplane-shaped object terrifies witness NUFORC posted:This event happened long ago, but it is as if it happened just yesterday. I was just fifteen years old at the time. Here is my terrifying experience! My twin brother was in the hospital which was located only a few blocks from my home. My aunt who lived across the street from me at the time wanted me to go with her so that she wouldn't be alone. My aunt was deaf so she didn't feel comfortable going by herself. We arrived at the hospital about 7:15pm. My aunt and I visited my brother for about 1-1/2 hours. At about 8:45pm when the sun was just about down we were on our way back home when all of the sudden something caught my eye in the northern sky. I looked up and saw two huge lights. The object was about 400-500 feet up in the air and as it started to pass over us I notice that it looked like an old World War II airplane. It was not what it appeared to be. First, there was no noise at all. It also seemed to be floating across the sky very slowly. It was NOT a blimp! If this was an airplane I surely would have heard something and if the airplane was flying that low it certainly would be moving much faster then the speed it was moving.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 17:56 |
Spergin Morlock posted:lol back when I took a biology course my professor mentioned this experiment in the very first lecture. he thought it was dumb as hell that they never reran the experiment and just moved on after handwaving the results away remember kids, in science the important thing is we don't have divisive ideas. theres a box and you better believe we think inside it
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 19:13 |
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WEH posted:polite orb declines to bother witnesses further i love these sorts, like alien mormons but only if you really really really really want to hear the word
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 22:30 |
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I caught something odd in my telescope the other night. Was taking multiple 10s exposures of M51 and it's pretty common to see a satellite (thanks elon) or plane streaking through a single exposure which results in a very straight bright line. The one from the other night starts by following a sine curve pattern which then gets really erratic and then follows a straight path before disappearing (or the other way around depending on which way it was flying) there's no sign that it was the camera being disturbed as the stars are perfectly formed and ive no idea what it is. If it was a plane i expect the passengers would have a bit of a headache. I'll upload if there's any interest along with what a normal starlink/satellite trail + normal shot looks like?
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 23:18 |
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lets see em
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 23:21 |
Coulthart makes some fun claims in his new podcast starting here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KAV-nKB-L4&t=3425s Summary: The Deadhorse shootdown was not actually a shootdown. The object was hit with a sidewinder missile but did not fall.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 23:21 |
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Let's see that skytrash, Jolly.
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 23:22 |
Last night I saw an orb flying high between two stars or planets or whatever and as soon as I consciously noticed it it disappeared. At the time I was like it's a satellite that went behind the Earth's shadow but later I realized it made little sense as it was in the western sky a couple hours after sunset. I know the severe tilt of the earth we have way up north makes that a little more complicated to just figure out in your head but still seems the shadow should have been more easterly. Then I realized I saw it in the same part of the sky I saw that v shaped formation
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 23:27 |
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Perry Mason Jar posted:lets see em
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 23:33 |
mr_jolly posted:I caught something odd in my telescope the other night. Was taking multiple 10s exposures of M51 and it's pretty common to see a satellite (thanks elon) or plane streaking through a single exposure which results in a very straight bright line. Dude there are people vomiting out their dreams straight into the thread and you think you need to ask before posting bird pics?? Perry Mason Jar posted:lets see em
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 23:36 |
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post that beautiful bird footage
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# ? Apr 15, 2023 23:37 |
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brirbirbrirbrbirbribrirbd
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 00:39 |
Post post post post post post post post
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 00:42 |
https://twitter.com/jamescfox/status/1647377633724776452?s=20
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 00:43 |
I love how it's impossible to escape light pollution anywhere except like the deep pacific now. I moved out to THE COUNTRY and hoped to see some cool birds but all I see is the lightdome of a small city miles away and a million airliners american lighting is a conspiracy to hide something from us, probably
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 01:06 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Coulthart makes some fun claims in his new podcast starting here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KAV-nKB-L4&t=3425s Can't recover the wreckage if there was no wreckage
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 01:14 |
Slavvy posted:Dude there are people vomiting out their dreams straight into the thread and you think you need to ask before posting bird pics?? Right? Post ur bird pics, and dreams too for that matter (I'm just glad we aren't having anyone interpreting the dreams. Openly, at least)
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 01:14 |
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still waiting for that video of the alien Mr fox
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 01:25 |
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Rudeboy Detective posted:I love how it's impossible to escape light pollution anywhere except like the deep pacific now. I moved out to THE COUNTRY and hoped to see some cool birds but all I see is the lightdome of a small city miles away and a million airliners I live out in the country. you can see satellites and and other near orbit poo poo. It’s funny as hell when city folk try to act hillbilly then start fearcrying when they see the stellar dolphins for the first time. Where you think crawdads come from, homie?
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:07 |
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my bony fealty posted:still waiting for that video of the alien Mr fox SFX takes time man, especially if you want things to look believable. You can't rush it.
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:12 |
coconono posted:I live out in the country. you can see satellites and and other near orbit poo poo. It’s funny as hell when city folk try to act hillbilly then start fearcrying when they see the stellar dolphins for the first time. Where you think crawdads come from, homie? I guess I'm in the faux country then. Far enough out that my local liquor place destroyed all their bud lite but not far enough to see radar them bugs fall out of the sky just so we can boil them, humanity is not ready for a boil in the stars
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:28 |
Bilirubin posted:Right? Post ur bird pics, and dreams too for that matter Dreams and dots, two things you shouldn't strongly interpret
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:31 |
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I miss the stars. I could see so many when I was young. We'd sit in the front yard and watch meteor showers.
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:41 |
Fitzy Fitz posted:I miss the stars. I could see so many when I was young. We'd sit in the front yard and watch meteor showers. A year or two back my partner and I were in the country at night, and while leaving a restaurant I pointed out the Milky Way and commented on how brightly it was shining that night. She confessed she'd never really noticed it before, and was awestruck by it. I love city life but there are trade offs for sure
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:47 |
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I like seeing it but I did get bored/it became background noise when I saw it everyday
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 02:54 |
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Slavvy posted:Dude there are people vomiting out their dreams straight into the thread and you think you need to ask before posting bird pics?? False alarm unfortunately. Now I've had a proper chance to take a look I can see a bit of motion in some of the stars too when you zoom right in so looks like something managed to nudge the tripod and caused a bit of oscillation. Did capture a bit of the sombrero galaxy last night though before the clouds rolled in and it looks a bit like a bird.
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 10:21 |
What if it was an alien bumping your tripod.
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 13:43 |
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radar hacked the memory card and added a "obfuscate sighting" filter
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 13:50 |
fuckers, of course they would have a distortion beam
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 13:52 |
This hearing is gonna be 3 hours, and that's after the classified portion It's going to be impressive for them to manage to convey no new information in that span of time but I believe it can be done
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 14:34 |
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3 hours of slide after slide of big tiddy bigfoot
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 15:28 |
They've trained for this, 3 hours of no info is a cakewalk Does having the classified part first shape how the unclassified part works I think probably yes and doing it this way will limit leakage
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 15:44 |
lol if you think career bureaucrats can't speak for three hours without saying anything in their fuckin sleep
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 16:45 |
SniperWoreConverse posted:They've trained for this, 3 hours of no info is a cakewalk Yeah if they did it the other way around someone might ask an uncomfortable question that they'll have to give a non-answer to in a way that's incredibly obvious that the answer is actually "yes reptilians run the government"
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 17:02 |
https://www.commonwealmagazine.org/end-life-dreamsquote:In April 2018, my wife of thirty-eight years died from complications of ovarian cancer. During her three-year ordeal, it seemed that every twist and turn of the disease could be predicted by a lab value or framed in terms of a statistical probability. Right up until the end. In her last days, it was not blood work or vital signs that foretold her death. It was a dream. If that sounds strange, it is because our society mostly shuns death and consequently knows little about dying. quote:Consider just some of the findings from the small mountain of data on end-of-life experiences Kerr’s research team has accumulated. In his studies, Kerr found that close to 90 percent of patients report having at least one dream or vision that could be classified as an end-of-life experience. These dreams are distinguished from regular dreams by being especially vivid. When asked to rate the degree of realism of such dreams, most rate them ten out of ten—the highest degree of realism. Patients often report that they are “more real than real.” They occur both during periods of sleep and periods of wakefulness, and they are easily distinguished from hallucinations or bouts of delirium.
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 17:50 |
I read that article the other day, it's really interesting! A lot of weird poo poo happens around death, and while as a society we shy away from the thought and the event of it, people who do deal with it will often have more to say about it than you might think My aunt was a senior nurse for decades, and she's honestly pretty blasé about terminal lucidity, death bed visions, shared death visions, all that. It's just kinda Normal for her. She's seen it all, it's just part of Being Around Death
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# ? Apr 16, 2023 18:03 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 19:45 |
In the spirit of just post... So my wife decided to get one of those in home IVs this morning. She's been having headaches and other issues and was going to be drinking last night and wanted to try it so whatever. Anyways my daughter is 3 and I know for a fact she has never seen an IV in any context and has absolutely no clue what it is but as soon as the pole came out and the bag got hung and my wife sat down she absolutely lost her poo poo. She has a speech delay that gets worse when she was upset, but I've gotten very good at reading her because of it. The only thing she was saying is "mommy" over and over but it was very obvious she was just incredibly concerned and scared for my wife. I've never seen her so concerned about anything and I got the incredibly strong impression she knew what an IV was and that it meant her mommy was very very sick. It started before the needle even came out so it wasn't that. I know this is a big leap of logic but I just got such a strong impression that there was a young child has past life memories connection between seeing an IV and it being for her mom and what that could mean. I've never seen her freak out with such concern ever. I'm 100% positive she could not have any prior experience with an IV, she isn't in a daycare or preschool and her screen time is very limited and monitored etc. It was just the depth of her freakout and concern that really drove it home for me. Anyway I know how strange that sounds and maybe she was just concerned by the unfamiliar circumstance of what was happening but it was so out of bounds for her it really freaked me out. She's making really good progress on her speech delay but she's probably going to age out before she has the speech skills to give a good answer to the "what do you remember before you were born" question that so often generates interesting responses from very young children.
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