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In response to Musk's 1 million doge reward to anyone that can prove that his father owned an emerald mine, I'd like to find a PR agency willing to publicly challenge him to prove that he is an accredited engineer or even capable of creating a basic non-scalable super basic twitter clone on his own.
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Musk named his company X after his extra chromosome.
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Apr 16, 2023 05:57
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Entorwellian posted:It's not just his fan base... Musk only knows about Human Revolution. It's also a good game but lol, this goober has a replica of the HR revolver on his caffeine free diet coke nightstand and he's terrified of the implant chips that made everyone go crazy in that game.
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Apr 16, 2023 05:58
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what kind of lovely discourse does elon think will happen by unblocking folks who just throw out slurs or argue in completely bad faith?
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Apr 16, 2023 05:58
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You all mock Elon, but next year he'll be a millionaire and you won't.
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Apr 16, 2023 06:02
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Faustian Bargain posted:what kind of lovely discourse does elon think will happen by unblocking folks who just throw out slurs or argue in completely bad faith? He probably thinks it's all about people who just block on a whim rather than "hearing them out". Discourse is good!! What do you mean "Hate speech?" You hate talking to people?? 
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Apr 16, 2023 06:03
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Parkingtigers posted:You all mock Elon, but next year he'll be a millionaire and you won't. drat, lawn is dumb but i don't know if twitter can bleed him that dry.
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Apr 16, 2023 06:09
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its all nice on rice posted:Turns out he just bought the code for Microsoft's Tay. He'll have an AI, take all the credit, and (most importantly for him) it's already a NAZI. is Tay sort of modeled to be a teenage girl or young woman too? given his divorced energy with Grimes, he certainly has a type.
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Apr 16, 2023 06:31
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Parkingtigers posted:You all mock Elon, but next year he'll be a millionaire and you won't. Concerning
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https://carbuzz.com/news/feds-told-to-recall-every-tesla-built-from-2013-for-unintended-accelerationquote:the US government has rules in place for Brake Transmission Shift Interlock (BTSI) systems, but only for vehicles equipped with an automatic gearbox with a "park" position. The official document from the Office of Vehicle Safety Compliance does not mention an interlock system for shifting between drive and reverse, though it may be revised following several cases of unintended acceleration, not limited to Tesla. So Tesla wasn't required to add a safety feature that would stop vehicles accelerating out of control, so they didn't. And now we get funny videos.
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Apr 16, 2023 06:43
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What’s changed in the time Musk has come along is the proliferation of extremely low-rent or comically untargeted offerings. I was recently shown an ad promoting the sale of an agricultural-equipment company in Iowa when, unfortunately, I am far from the right audience. Others are for cheap and tacky novelty products.
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Apr 16, 2023 06:50
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Well I sure hope star ship takes off okay
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Apr 16, 2023 07:02
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Azhais posted:https://carbuzz.com/news/feds-told-to-recall-every-tesla-built-from-2013-for-unintended-acceleration The article doesn't say the teslas are accelerating out of control. The problem this guy describes is people panicking because the car doesn't do what they expect and slamming on the accelerator instead of the brake. Basically a user error caused by being able to move from park to reverse or drive without holding down the brake pedal. the petition doesn't cite any statistics, so it's unlikely to be accepted.
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Apr 16, 2023 07:04
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PhazonLink posted:whats birdcircle? i get what it is from context clues but why. Circles was a way for you to select which of your followers could see your tweets. Kind of an alternative to creating a second account (that you set to private so you could approve who followed you). So for example, I followed a lot of artists. They wanted their main public feed to be their artwork, commission openings, and art from their friends to draw in prospective clients. They would create Circles of friends/long-term supporters who they were comfortable showing non-art posts to, which largely amounted to the kind of basic venting you'd see from your average friend on social media. Seems like some communities used the Circles to curate who could see some highly NSFW content though, and having that go into the public feeds is just another one of the daily shitshows Twitter has had since firing all their engineers.
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Apr 16, 2023 08:32
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https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1647347707911065603?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w The files died like they lived: utterly devoid of relevance.
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Apr 16, 2023 08:42
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Lol, Matt Taibi defiled his journalistic reputation and integrity for his bestest friend Elon. Elon is so loving stupid he thinks Matt was mining Twitter for some sort of data to help Substack's Twitter clone, and burned that relationship to the ground. It's like a soap opera.
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Apr 16, 2023 08:53
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It's time to take out the trash
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Apr 16, 2023 09:20
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Murdstone posted:Shouldn't the performers at the coronation be British? https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/royals/spice-girls-harry-styles-elton-john-decline-king-charles/ quote:Last week, Marie Claire reported that Adele and Ed Sheeran said no to the opportunity, and The Daily Mail is now reporting that Elton John, Harry Styles, and the Spice Girls are following suit.
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Apr 16, 2023 09:35
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1647347707911065603?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I know I shouldn't expect much from an app that is currently making GBS threads the bed in new ways daily but something that does annoy me is when I'm reading through my "For You" feed and I'm getting updates and recomendations a couple hours old, but when I click on one of them to read further and then go back to my feed it defaults to only showing tweets by people I follow that are a week old.
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Apr 16, 2023 12:02
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Still lollin that Elon spent 44b to buy friends then immediately pushed most of them away. Didn't Jeremy Renner just make his own app? Seems like the cheaper, more sensible choice.
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Apr 16, 2023 12:16
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Yeah, what a lightweight wow. Elon has earned billions lying about way more things.
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Mindless posted:Still lollin that Elon spent 44b to buy friends then immediately pushed most of them away.
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Apr 16, 2023 12:30
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Elon publicly going to chud is good. It's been him all along. Wonder if we will see him at the next insurrection.
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Apr 16, 2023 12:43
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This needs the Jaws theme
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Apr 16, 2023 13:36
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The Tesla probably saw a child sitting in the back of the vehicle.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Musk named his company X after his extra chromosome. please. he's far too much of a miserable piece of poo poo to be compared with such happy people as those with down's syndrome
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Stare-Out posted:The twitter app has had a notification about my “twitter anniversary” for a week now and I can’t clear it no matter what I do. Nice job, Elon Mush! Have you checked to make sure that you aren't living the same day over and over again since then?
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Apr 16, 2023 14:04
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Its ok, the sun was in its eyes, coulda happened to anyone.
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:please. he's far too much of a miserable piece of poo poo to be compared with such happy people as those with down's syndrome That’s trisomy 21. The extra X would be Klinefelters syndrome. Males born with Klinefelter syndrome may have low testosterone and reduced muscle mass, facial hair, and body hair. Most males with this condition produce little or no sperm.
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Apr 16, 2023 14:26
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Almost Smart posted:That’s trisomy 21. The extra X would be Klinefelters syndrome. making GBS threads on people with a chromosomal disorder by comparing them to Musk is not cool in any case. Many such people are good folks who contribute to society. Musk works tirelessly to make the world a better place only for slurs and getting as many children as possible under his cars.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:What’s changed in the time Musk has come along is the proliferation of extremely low-rent or comically untargeted offerings. I was recently shown an ad promoting the sale of an agricultural-equipment company in Iowa when, unfortunately, I am far from the right audience. Others are for cheap and tacky novelty products. SpaceX arses.
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No. 6 posted:Elon publicly going to chud is good. It's been him all along. Wonder if we will see him at the next insurrection. And get his hands dirty like some working class commoner? Nah. He'll just continue to help foment it with his stupid tweets.
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Is there nobody driving the car? It looks like the drivers seat has nobody in it, because that was a legit hard enough hit to lock a seatbelt. Tesla’s being a piece of poo poo is exacerbated by their drivers also being pieces of poo poo.
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Dalaram posted:Is there nobody driving the car? It looks like the drivers seat has nobody in it, because that was a legit hard enough hit to lock a seatbelt. Looks like the drivers side is on the right. You can see the driver get rattled pretty good.
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Arc Hammer posted:I know I shouldn't expect much from an app that is currently making GBS threads the bed in new ways daily but something that does annoy me is when I'm reading through my "For You" feed and I'm getting updates and recomendations a couple hours old, but when I click on one of them to read further and then go back to my feed it defaults to only showing tweets by people I follow that are a week old. Twitter has been pushing that lovely "For You" mode for years, to be fair. They seemingly gave up with the "always sneakily reset your explicit preferences back to the For You view instead of the chronological timeline the moment you're not looking" like three years ago or something but I guess Elon brought it back with a vengeance
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Willatron posted:Looks like the drivers side is on the right.
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