- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"My positronic brain is incapable of error" the stupid robot said.
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Apr 12, 2023 11:34
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 26, 2024 21:43
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The phrase "Meet and gently caress Kingdom" exists in my head for some reason.
It wasn't the longest awkward silence after hearing a child ask how their parents first met, but it was up there
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Apr 13, 2023 03:56
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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How was I conceived daddy? She asked the two kings.
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Apr 13, 2023 09:11
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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"what's that noise?"
*Jovial, rhythmic horns*
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" the vengabus , it's coming, RUN!"
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Apr 13, 2023 12:14
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- poemdexter
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Hooray Indie Games!
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man invents time machine so he can go back in time and prevent himself from inventing time machine.
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Apr 13, 2023 15:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The inventor of the time machine uses the time machine to go back in time and stop himself but dies in the attempt and the burned wreckage supplies his younger self with the clues that are required to make the time machine.
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Apr 13, 2023 15:33
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- poemdexter
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Hooray Indie Games!
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The inventor of the time machine uses the time machine to go back in time and stop himself but dies in the attempt and the burned wreckage supplies his younger self with the clues that are required to make the time machine.
The younger self builds time machine to go back in time to stop himself from dying and accidentally kills his older self in the process.
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Apr 13, 2023 15:58
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- google THIS
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A man invents time a machine but it can only go back in time fifteen seconds, which also happens to be the exact amount of time the machine takes to warm up and make all of its requisite sci-fi crackling noises.
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Apr 13, 2023 21:05
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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A man invents time a machine but it can only go back in time fifteen seconds, which also happens to be the exact amount of time the machine takes to warm up and make all of its requisite sci-fi crackling noises.
The lamest Primer remake
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Apr 13, 2023 21:21
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- Karate Bastard
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The phrase "Meet and gently caress Kingdom" exists in my head for some reason.
So my suggestion is a dating simulator where all the characters are gay kings.
Maybe this is the reson?
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Apr 13, 2023 21:44
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- deep dish peat moss
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a Galactic Olympics where humans can't win any medals because their competition are giant space whales and bugpeople that can fly 300mph and stuff
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Apr 14, 2023 02:57
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- deep dish peat moss
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pelican scab during stork strike
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Apr 14, 2023 03:00
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- deep dish peat moss
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a reboot of the Friend Square but it's the Friendship Stone from Gentlemen Broncos
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Apr 14, 2023 03:01
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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pelican scab during stork strike
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Apr 14, 2023 12:25
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Angry roided up midget.
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Apr 15, 2023 18:17
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- Karate Bastard
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People should be more like dogs. For example, they should wiggle their butt when they're happy.
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Apr 16, 2023 20:39
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- Robot Made of Meat
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People should be more like dogs. For example, they should wiggle their butt when they're happy.
Wait . . . you don't?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Apr 16, 2023 23:57
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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getting invited to a "grease" themed costume party and hiding in your car to watch the guests arrive to see if you should wear the leather jacket or toga costume you brought
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Apr 17, 2023 01:30
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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getting invited to a "grease" themed costume party and hiding in your car to watch the guests arrive to see if you should wear the leather jacket or toga costume you brought
I posted a similar one a while ago about setting Grease in ancient Greece
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Apr 17, 2023 03:00
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- deep dish peat moss
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getting invited to a "grease" themed costume party and hiding in your car to watch the guests arrive to see if you should wear the leather jacket or toga costume you brought
spending weeks meticulously making a leather toga because you're too embarrassed to ask
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Apr 17, 2023 03:08
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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A zoo's animals all escape so the zookeeper has to come up with increasingly implausible ways to get around their absence, up to and including quickly switching animal costumes.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Apr 17, 2023
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Apr 17, 2023 09:54
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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A zoo of mascots for sports teams.
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Apr 17, 2023 09:54
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- Finger Prince
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A zoo of mascots for sports teams.
Yes!
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Apr 17, 2023 14:41
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- caspergers
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Pantera reunion reminds me, did you guys know that in Missouri they aren't called Pantera, they're called St. Louis Inbred Company
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Apr 18, 2023 01:14
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- Finger Prince
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Pantera Bread - A Bulgur Display of Flour
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Apr 18, 2023 01:50
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- deep dish peat moss
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Philosopher orks inventing time travel by postulating that technically, tomorrow is zero days away, which means it's right now
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Apr 18, 2023 02:52
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- Karate Bastard
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I think you are on to something here.
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Apr 18, 2023 07:44
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A gangster that just discovered sock puppets and finds them hilarious.
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Apr 18, 2023 10:35
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Big name trap rapper releases a song with
"Ya'll ain't grindin' enough; ya'll ain't postin' on BYOB enough."
Then we all stay up for days speculating which poster it is.
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Apr 19, 2023 11:39
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- Karate Bastard
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The punchline is that they're a lurker, rapping about YCS.
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Apr 19, 2023 20:32
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- Karate Bastard
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People should be more like dogs. For example, they should wiggle their butt when they're happy.
Cats wiggle their butts when they are about to pounce.
I don't know about cows, but I'd be careful.
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Apr 20, 2023 19:49
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- Harold Fjord
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I'm completely obsessed with the idea of mashing up the last speech Red gives to a parole board near the end of Shawshank Redemption with the "I used to be a piece of poo poo" sloppy steaks bit from I think you should leave
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Apr 20, 2023 19:53
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I'm completely obsessed with the idea of mashing up the last speech Red gives to a parole board near the end of Shawshank Redemption with the "I used to be a piece of poo poo" sloppy steaks bit from I think you should leave
it's a good idea, Harold
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Apr 21, 2023 13:36
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Taking a drug that lets you hear what's really being said...
But then you hear a cow go "moooo" and it's like "woah......... no way"
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Apr 21, 2023 13:44
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- Finger Prince
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You're not my RealDad™!
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Apr 21, 2023 21:59
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- Finger Prince
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New from Boston Dynamics, a true breakthrough in personal android technology: Introducing RealDad™!
Are you tired of the middle aged dating scene?
Looking for someone to share the bills but don't want to shack up with just some dude?
RealDad™ is more human male partner than Steve could ever be!
RealDad™ is legally permitted to work in 48 states, and is fully qualified in many in demand fields!
RealDad™ never gets tired and always has time for you and the kids!
Running late? Use RealDad™'s Summon feature and he'll pick the kids up at soccer practice in a jif!
RealDad™ won't mess up the toilet, won't come home drunk and horny after a night out with the guys then pass out snoring after waking you up with half hard erection, won't sneak off to the garage to smoke pot, and is programmed with multiple cooking techniques and recipes!
Just about the only thing RealDad™ can't do is love you back, but is that really any different to Steve?
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Apr 21, 2023 22:28
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 26, 2024 21:43
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- Karate Bastard
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Hahaha
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