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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Fortaleza posted:

They had gone to the strip club only to get directions on how to get away from there

Ask their daughter to please come home etc

Also lol the actual CSPAM mod is now getting in on probing the dog murder guy.

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EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Frank Frank posted:

Ask their daughter to please come home etc

Also lol the actual CSPAM mod is now getting in on probing the dog murder guy.

I'm cool too guys!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
The whole thing is absurd but so long as the “ok bud you can post here but don’t talk about dogmurder anymore” guy is gone, I’m cool with it

Splash Attack
Mar 23, 2008

Yeahhh!
I am GHOS!!
Haaaaaa Ha Ha Ha!!




i like radia, i hope she's safe and can come back one day :(

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Splash Attack posted:

i like radia, i hope she's safe and can come back one day :(

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I got iron crowned in a secret santa thread one year and I gave them a selfie stick

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lol

Skratte
Nov 11, 2010



Tokyo Sexwale posted:

man I wanna remember a funny saga so this thread doesn't get nuked from orbit again but I'm having a hard time thinking of one atm

MFW HEAVEN IS A HOOTERS is one of the funniest bits on SA though

I know it was a bit but that guy who, halfway through a serious post in E/N, copy pasted some insanely disgusting thing about cumming and farting made me laugh so much when it happened

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

Frank Frank posted:

Also lol the actual CSPAM mod is now getting in on probing the dog murder guy.

Of course, when it went from low stakes to no stakes

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Skratte posted:

I know it was a bit but that guy who, halfway through a serious post in E/N, copy pasted some insanely disgusting thing about cumming and farting made me laugh so much when it happened

gentle pete posted:

I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.

The thing is, it becomes oddly easier to hold it if I somehow manage to keep them contained past that threshold point (I.e. industrial butt plugs) but if they're held in for over an hour I can't fart for a week. Instead, my cock farts instead of cumming (but the cum is still built up in my balls) and my body odor becomes my farts. My breath is of course foul to everyone but me. The result is if I hold it in too long, I become a perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound.

gentle pete posted:

:stare: Uh, whoops. I copypasted the wrong thing. Looks like I can't edit my post.... I meant to link this. http://www.heartspiritmind.com/relationships/codependency/

also harken back to the days when GBS didn't talk politics we instead got gold like this

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I only have best fart memories.

-farting on dog’s face and making him sneeze.

-farting in the middle of the night and having it smell so bad I woke up gagging.

-audio cassette I recorded all my farts on when I was a kid.

-farts that smell like they would taste good.

-spreading my cheeks and pressing my sphincter up against the wet shower wall, and unleashing farts that shook the whole house.

-begging told by fiancé that she didn’t think it was possible to fart more than her dad does (still swelling with pride from that one).

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Hoping Radia's doing okay. What a hosed up series of events

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

pentyne posted:

also harken back to the days when GBS didn't talk politics we instead got gold like this

lol at the "I risk cumming on particularly strong farts" goon getting banned via inline furry porn

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Jun 19, 2021



old gbs and sa were a hoot, see: the heroin thread, or zybourne clock. but also kind of terrible.

and yes if my one contribution to this website is shining a light on iron crowned being an insane freak, it is worth it.... all... (to be fair many, many, many people have been asking admins to do something about him)

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


EorayMel posted:

lol at the "I risk cumming on particularly strong farts" goon getting banned via inline furry porn

Wait, when did this become about Prester Jane?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Upgrade posted:

old gbs and sa were a hoot, see: the heroin thread, or zybourne clock. but also kind of terrible.

and yes if my one contribution to this website is shining a light on iron crowned being an insane freak, it is worth it.... all... (to be fair many, many, many people have been asking admins to do something about him)

a friendly reminder that goon project 'the zybourne clock' failed horribly

Mr. Babies posted:

friendly reminder that a guy with years of game development experience tried to offer some advice and they banned him from the project

Bloated Pussy posted:

Rough draft. Not for public consumption

PRELUDE

At the end of a long room filled with whispers and handshakes sits a man fondling a small, dark object. The ancient wooden benches along the room's perimeter are full, mostly of women and children, leaving the men to mingle. The man sits firmly offering avoiding eye contact which could be misinterpreted as an offer of his seat. He clutches the object nervously. Through a forrest of arms, legs, and coattails a small child wanders towards the man, drawn by curiousity and free of her unattentive mother's eye.

"What you got there, mister?", queries the girl.

He pauses for a moment, considering plots which might've employed this child as a spy, paid in food, to inquire. Exhausted and drawn to the child's innocence, the walls of secrecy melt for a moment.

"This, my darling, is a device. A device many men and many women have died to see, to understand, and to own. In many ways it is like one of your toys, but a toy for adults. This, darling, is The Zybourne Clock."

Suddenly, barely visible in the dim light, the child's eyes change. The hazelnut brown tones are ungluing into silver, melting into swirls of pearl and mechanical shades. Her body loses its shy posture and rapidly conforms to a rigid, upright stance. Her mouth opens slightly and with programmed precision, she moves her wrist slowly towards her tiny lips.

"Orange Fox to Deitrus. Orange Fox to Deitrus. The Golden Egg has been located. I repeat, we've got it. Over".

Frozen with guilt, the man slowly begins to run through the crowd. The girl screams, "Rape! Rape! He tried to touch me! Help!".

For Dirk McLauren, Wedesnday January 19 2381 has begun very poorly.

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Jun 19, 2021



every so often i go back and read the fyad zybourne clock thread with dr. malaprop. ingwit was a master.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lima posted:

Of course, when it went from low stakes to no stakes

Hey better late than never plus I’m sure it’ll infuriate a bunch of his dogmurder “never Obama” buddies which is funny

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Jun 19, 2021



the admins are discussing a perma for iron crowned, so here's hoping!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Upgrade posted:

every so often i go back and read the fyad zybourne clock thread with dr. malaprop. ingwit was a master.

Dr malaprop’s slamhounds. Nicosheen swagarette. That whole diatribe is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Cyber hard

E: lmao the CSPAM weirdos are in full revolt trying to demod their mods over this. Glorious.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Upgrade posted:

the admins are discussing a perma for iron crowned, so here's hoping!

that dude is a mockery of human life and shouldn't post on this website

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Upgrade posted:

every so often i go back and read the fyad zybourne clock thread with dr. malaprop. ingwit was a master.

I can't tell if this makes(made?) johnny five aces funnier or less funny

Triticum Guzzler posted:

theyre using rpgmaker sprite templates so all the character designs are basically in vain

Upgrade posted:

this is one of my favorite sa posters of all time

:pwn:

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Apr 17, 2023

bertolt rekt
Jul 30, 2007

Frank Frank posted:

Dr malaprop’s slamhounds. Nicosheen swagarette. That whole diatribe is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Cyber hard

Can you post it

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Jun 19, 2021



this is one of my favorite sa posters of all time

quote:

The allure to it, it's the loving high, what do you think? The thing that stops most people from doing heroin ESPECIALLY IVing heroin is the stigma. If you can get over that stigma, then it's smooth sailing.

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bertolt rekt posted:

Can you post it

I can't find the thread with the very long (very funny story), but the original post is here

quote:

Johnny Fiveaces powered down the magnabike with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. “drat.” he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at Clashpoint. Alreddy the sun was sitting Walliston’s Hill ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn’t exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. drat, he, Johnny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we’re out of. It’s almost humorous. Yeah, I could almost laugh, if I hadn’t cried that part of me away when my parents were maccasared by Dr. Malaprop and the government sanctioned murderers of “CAPITAL”.

He lit a Nicosheen brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue. He thought of Nina and her mellifluous buttocks that he used to love to bang. Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-ham being tongued by one of Malaprop’s slamhounds. When he got back to City5, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. “That’s right doll” he said to nobody and the wind. They were going to do it hard. He smiled, blowing smoke from his nostrils. They were going to do it cyber hard.

ingwit ended up writing a fairly long actual zybourne clock parody story.

i found it: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3016292&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2 see mccaine's posts

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Zybourne Clock (ザイボーン・クロック, Zaibōn Kurokku?) is an upcoming roleplaying game created with RPG Maker. First announced in 2006, Zybourne Clock takes place in a fictional, steampunk-style world. One of the stated goals of the ZC project is to create a massive video game that will feature over 100 hours of gameplay and full voice acting, and lack clichéd characters, settings and storylines, centering around a mysterious device called the Zybourne Clock. Due to repeated harassment by members of the Something Awful forums, the project has become secretive, making current information difficult to come by.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

EorayMel posted:

Zybourne Clock (ザイボーン・クロック, Zaibōn Kurokku?) is an upcoming roleplaying game created with RPG Maker. First announced in 2006, Zybourne Clock takes place in a fictional, steampunk-style world. One of the stated goals of the ZC project is to create a massive video game that will feature over 100 hours of gameplay and full voice acting, and lack clichéd characters, settings and storylines, centering around a mysterious device called the Zybourne Clock. Due to repeated harassment by members of the Something Awful forums, the project has become secretive, making current information difficult to come by.

Lmao

bertolt rekt
Jul 30, 2007


Lmao ty very much

beaviss
Dec 20, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCmtlqzFzSM

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Upgrade posted:

zybourne clock

fungah just posted a iz thread where he uploaded an archive he made of zybourne clock stuff

Fungah! posted:

like a decade ago i got worried tht all the epic zybourne clock poo poo would fade forever and made a zip archive, spent two hours diggin it out of a hold hard drive today and here it is: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NHMj1Otd7ETE-9Ki8WuCqw_7pWpIgQgY/view?usp=share_link





seems fititng for this thread

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

if someone already posted it, mea culpa. i will atuo ban.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Has there ever been a successful Steampunk piece of media? Wild Wild West and Arcanum are the only two things that come to mind. Steam Powered Giraffe comes to mind but I will not inflict the knowledge of what that is on you innocent goons. (seriously, you do not want to know.)

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Valko posted:

Has there ever been a successful Steampunk piece of media? Wild Wild West and Arcanum are the only two things that come to mind. Steam Powered Giraffe comes to mind but I will not inflict the knowledge of what that is on you innocent goons. (seriously, you do not want to know.)

Final Fantasy 6. Next

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Jun 19, 2021



Valko posted:

Has there ever been a successful Steampunk piece of media? Wild Wild West and Arcanum are the only two things that come to mind. Steam Powered Giraffe comes to mind but I will not inflict the knowledge of what that is on you innocent goons. (seriously, you do not want to know.)

the difference engine is a good book

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Valko posted:

Has there ever been a successful Steampunk piece of media? Wild Wild West and Arcanum are the only two things that come to mind. Steam Powered Giraffe comes to mind but I will not inflict the knowledge of what that is on you innocent goons. (seriously, you do not want to know.)

Bioshock?

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Final Fantasy 6. Next

this

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Final Fantasy 6. Next

yup

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

bioshock is dieselpunk topic locked

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Valko posted:

Has there ever been a successful Steampunk piece of media? Wild Wild West and Arcanum are the only two things that come to mind. Steam Powered Giraffe comes to mind but I will not inflict the knowledge of what that is on you innocent goons. (seriously, you do not want to know.)

Laputa: Castle in the Sky

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Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

tidal wave emulator posted:

did the thread where that guy's account glitched out and posted several pages of BUSH'S BRAIN get goldmined cos I've been thinking about that post on and off for nearly 20 years now

It was. LF 2008 debate thread.

FoxNewsReporter posted:

BUSH'S BRAIN!!!!

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