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Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

God damnit :lol:

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Anime Store Adventure posted:

Allow me a brief meltdown: I get so loving pissed at memes that overlay the golden ratio spiral onto poo poo and three lines in a complex picture kinda, sorta hit the arc and that’s OMG funneh!

Show me a meme with that same arc that actually has some loving correlation instead of it basically just being like “wow, the subject of the photo is generally centered. That’s a meme.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Thinking about all those substitute teachers who thought they'd get out of teaching a double class by just putting Ben Hur on.

I still don't know how that loving movie ends since it's 212 minutes and a double class is 90 minutes. Why it couldn't be some other movie I have no idea - I guess at some point the cassette just got fused into the machinery.

It’s only 203 ½ minutes in places with 50 Hz television though.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Carbon dioxide posted:

Speaking of pests, did you know that people with curly hair are less likely to get head lice? Apparently the lice just slide right off, like wheeeee

Actually it's because no one wants to go anywhere near curly haired people

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler



3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I read it as curly rear end hair at first. But also

BonHair posted:

Actually it's because no one wants to go anywhere near curly haired people

wut?!?

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009




Personal attack right there

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Why do you think black people get their hair flattened?

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

BonHair posted:

Why do you think black people get their hair flattened?

*hesitantly reaches towards button labeled “Eurocentric beauty standards” *

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BonHair posted:

Why do you think black people get their hair flattened?

Some interesting username/post stuff going on here

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BonHair posted:

Why do you think black people get their hair flattened?

I don't think most of them do.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Why do you think Mayan nobility get their heads flattened?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Facebook Aunt posted:

In case anyone was wondering, this is still happening. This one was made 12 hours ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dKdjEIANc

So Yesterday, at least get with the Next Generation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDCSU5KLwgM

Disclaimer: I hate Star Trek, and these memes. Why do they always blink and tip their head forward?

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

what made the breaking bad and the other good ones good was how little talking there was. need more time with empty blinking

Gorn with the full drip is pretty great

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh so roku is a cop

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

BonHair posted:

Why do you think black people get their hair flattened?

*chemically straightened/relaxed, flat ironed, straightened, keratin treatments, blow outs, perms (kind of)

Flattened isn’t quite the correct term* unless you are doing something real weird and hosed up to your hair. Like, if someone flattened my hair, I’d be flattening them.

Furthermore, you’re really looking more for a comment on people with certain types of hair textures, in this case type 3a and curlier (the system is a bit outdated but before someone throws a fit, it’s existed for decades).

Not every black or African person have the same type of hair, same with literally every other person of any other group. In fact, some people have multiple types of hair on their head! You may even be one of them. Again, not just a black person thing.

*in English

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Crow posted:

God damnit :lol:

More HL memes

Let me introduce you to half life cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah597mW9LXA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L6M4kgwph0

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

teen witch posted:

*chemically straightened/relaxed, flat ironed, straightened, keratin treatments, blow outs, perms (kind of)

Flattened isn’t quite the correct term* unless you are doing something real weird and hosed up to your hair. Like, if someone flattened my hair, I’d be flattening them.

Furthermore, you’re really looking more for a comment on people with certain types of hair textures, in this case type 3a and curlier (the system is a bit outdated but before someone throws a fit, it’s existed for decades).

Not every black or African person have the same type of hair, same with literally every other person of any other group. In fact, some people have multiple types of hair on their head! You may even be one of them. Again, not just a black person thing.

*in English

My family has nearly every sort of hair and it is interesting. My brother had blonde, smooth, straight hair as a baby (like my mother) and it darkened to jet black and wavy through elementary school. Then when he was 19 he got cancer and after chemo his hair grew back as baby hair that was super fine and red, then got very coarse and darkened to brown, where it stayed. It’s been a long time so now a good portion of his hair is grey. He’s had pretty much every hair color without ever dying his hair.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

ikanreed posted:

Okay, you didn't think to make your alt "newpainless"?

That's not their alt, why would you think it is? It's specifically indicated that it's not. Idiot.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh so roku is a cop

this mf said roku

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

opengl posted:

this mf said roku

right? Pretty sure he meant Goku. Roku was an animated wallaby

Necrobama
Aug 4, 2006

by the sex ghost

Flyinglemur posted:

right? Pretty sure he meant Goku. Roku was an animated wallaby

no, Krillin is a cop (it brings mea no pleasure to report this)

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Necrobama posted:

no, Krillin is a cop (it brings mea no pleasure to report this)

At least he gets beat up constantly to make up for it

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


opengl posted:

this mf said roku

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Necrobama posted:

no, Krillin is a cop (it brings mea no pleasure to report this)

Goku and Vegeta get deputized by space cops in Super, too

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

*hesitantly reaches towards button labeled “Eurocentric beauty standards” *

https://twitter.com/dril/status/841892608788041732?lang=he

Necrobama
Aug 4, 2006

by the sex ghost

Scholtz posted:

Goku and Vegeta get deputized by space cops in Super, too



"tell vegeta to his face that all cops are bastards"

"...."

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

I'd be less afraid of telling DBS Vegeta that than telling a modern irl cop that

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Less likely to blow your head off. More composed. All around nicer, let's be real

FouRPlaY
May 5, 2010

This seems like as good as thread as any to post this, but in case anyone missed it, dril is a goon: Dril Is Everyone. More Specifically, He’s a Guy Named Paul.

I seem to remember some debate about the fact.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

FouRPlaY posted:

This seems like as good as thread as any to post this, but in case anyone missed it, dril is a goon: Dril Is Everyone. More Specifically, He’s a Guy Named Paul.

I seem to remember some debate about the fact.

holy poo poo AAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWW (howling at the moon)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Vegeta doesn't really understand how to be a cop. He hits Trunks when he should be hitting Bulma.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

notoldpainless posted:

Agreed. Absolutely pathetic.

You know what's even more pathetic? Buying red text for yourself. Just bottom-feeder behavior.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

FouRPlaY posted:

This seems like as good as thread as any to post this, but in case anyone missed it, dril is a goon: Dril Is Everyone. More Specifically, He’s a Guy Named Paul.

I seem to remember some debate about the fact.

neat

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSHXE4wEjOI

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

FouRPlaY posted:

This seems like as good as thread as any to post this, but in case anyone missed it, dril is a goon: Dril Is Everyone. More Specifically, He’s a Guy Named Paul.

I seem to remember some debate about the fact.

I thought this had actually been a long-established fact, but a nice read nonetheless.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Here comes Henry Hammerdick
Gonna give your rear end a lick
Here to make your Easter bright and gay

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler



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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Pope Hilarius II posted:

I thought this had actually been a long-established fact, but a nice read nonetheless.
People just ignored it, but now he wants to have some (extremely online) public name recognition when @dril goes down with the rest of twitter.

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