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Karate Bastard posted:Sounds like a solid night out.
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Its less the pulling the drain tube out, more the slug/worm of clotted blood/slime that sort of tried to ooze back into my hip that I recall.
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PinheadSlim posted:I thought if I got too close to the drain in the shower my foot would get stuck and they'd have no choice but to amputate If you flush while still on the toilet, there is a risk you may get pulled along in the flow. This risk persists as long as you remain in close proximity to the toilet. In fact, if you sit on the toilet, you may fall into the toliet, greatly increasing this risk.
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PinheadSlim posted:I thought if I got too close to the drain in the shower my foot would get stuck and they'd have no choice but to amputate I thought the same for pool drains
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I've told this story before, maybe even in this thread; one time in high school I had a nose bleed in class that I stopped and later went to the bathroom during that class. I sneezed on the steps (without covering) and a huge wad of half coagulated blood flew out of my mouth onto the steps. I left it there.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:I've told this story before, maybe even in this thread; one time in high school I had a nose bleed in class that I stopped and later went to the bathroom during that class. I sneezed on the steps (without covering) and a huge wad of half coagulated blood flew out of my mouth onto the steps. I got my septum pierced in college. About a day later I went to take a drink of a Monster in class and the bead on the ring got caught on the can tab. So I accidentally gave the ring a good tug on a day old piercing. I immediately sneezed, spraying blood all over the front of one of these-  The instructor in that class thought it was very funny.
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UwUnabomber posted:I got my septum pierced in college. About a day later I went to take a drink of a Monster in class and the bead on the ring got caught on the can tab. So I accidentally gave the ring a good tug on a day old piercing. I immediately sneezed, spraying blood all over the front of one of these- Interior Semiotics, amirite?
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Cacafuego posted:I thought the same for pool drains And you made a bank out of it, Mr. Palahniuk
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DandyLion posted:Interior Semiotics, amirite? cursed memory
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DandyLion posted:Interior Semiotics, amirite? wrong hole
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pretty sure this person has been featured itt before, but here's a fresh glimpse https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7223074915698740523
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Cleaner(?) than The Dollfucker, at least. I stopped watching when he put it on an rc car don't tell me if he also has a doll.
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Bad Purchase posted:pretty sure this person has been featured itt before, but here's a fresh glimpse Even before reading the hashtags I knew it had to be one of the weird murder highschool characters from that hosed up game
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I guess there was a time when I would have found that funny rather than being mad that nobody in his life did an intervention before he was an adult
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Had the joys of two drains pulled out. And the fun of the little plastic grenades at the end of the tubes to collect the drippings while they were in. Same surgery had a catheter in for three days. I swear I heard a "woooOOP!" sound as it came out. Might have been me. And a couple of dozen staples. That didn't hurt, but felt so weird as he got out some needle nose pliers and just went yankyankyankyankyank in a few seconds.
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Volcott posted:Cleaner(?) than The Dollfucker, at least. Then you missed the part where he has guns and a lot of ammo for some reason. So that'll probably all end up well since he's clearly really well put together.
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Volcott posted:Cleaner(?) than The Dollfucker, at least.
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Bad Purchase posted:pretty sure this person has been featured itt before, but here's a fresh glimpse it just keeps going and going
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Knormal posted:Really I think this can stand on its own legs in this thread. I linked that comic to my wife, she thought it was really funny
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I linked that comic to my wife, she thought it was really funny
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I did this in college. It was better than it should have been.
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There are many things you do in college that are better than they should have been but nowhere near good enough to promote.
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Loling at the fresh greens. e: Also the egg.
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Knormal posted:Really I think this can stand on its own legs in this thread. What's most offensive is getting Kermit wrong, and the relationship dynamic. Shouldn't it be evil Miss Piggy invading a frog farm or something?
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Knormal posted:I can't find a way to say your wife deserves a probe without sounding like a pervert. That's ok, she's not a goon. We're also European,so.. you know.
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Ghostlight posted:who else eats frog legs Cannibal frogs?
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:That's ok, she's not a goon. We're also European,so.. you know. We’ll try to also put a racial component in for y’all next time then
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Goddamn I hate carpet in a bathroom.
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Mauser posted:I bet if you remove the carpet the original wood paneling is still in great shape. No wood paneling, it's obviously just layers of carpet all the way down.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjlA_ijYlF8 This mushroom cap kid who I thought was a 40 year old midget at first is Mason Reese. He did a bunch of commercials in the 1970's. The real curse - Google image search to what he looks like now. Somethings need to be let go...like hair styles.
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Inceltown posted:There are many things you do in college that are better than they should have been but nowhere near good enough to promote. I wish they had promoted eating rear end as heavily as they do now because it’s a game changer
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