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generatrix
Aug 8, 2008

Nothing hurts like a scrape

syntaxfunction posted:

I have never taken a university exam here (Australia) that allowed content not covered in class or with directions towards material. What the actual gently caress.

I had one class in university on compilers. During one single lecture in the first week we went through the base level do-it-by-hand method with constructing a translation table and then stepping through to find the end result. None of the labs or assignments had that as the material, and we were explicitly told that we would never need it and it’s all done by the computer in a millisecond now. The rest of the class was using tools that handle that part and treating that bit of knowledge like a black box where it didn’t matter if you actually knew how it worked as it wouldn’t affect real world application at all.

Then the final exam was entirely on making and using those tables. I got like 12%, and that was about average for the class.

(students brought up that we were instructed that this specific material would never be on a test, and the exam got thrown out, which took my mark from an F up to an A)

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Should’ve sent a woman to measure it.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


Bless this Christ Air.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


generatrix posted:

I had one class in university on compilers. During one single lecture in the first week we went through the base level do-it-by-hand method with constructing a translation table and then stepping through to find the end result. None of the labs or assignments had that as the material, and we were explicitly told that we would never need it and it’s all done by the computer in a millisecond now. The rest of the class was using tools that handle that part and treating that bit of knowledge like a black box where it didn’t matter if you actually knew how it worked as it wouldn’t affect real world application at all.

Then the final exam was entirely on making and using those tables. I got like 12%, and that was about average for the class.

(students brought up that we were instructed that this specific material would never be on a test, and the exam got thrown out, which took my mark from an F up to an A)

I got accused of cheating in a University level test that required us to hand write our coding answers in 'psudo-code' and I thought "why gently caress around, just write the real code that I know" Got dragged aside for cheating and failed. Maybe it was karma for the time I cheated on an assignment in HS copying an article on DirectX coding, and teh teacher showed her dumb poo poo son who said 'DX isnt coding, its graphics driver' so I got failed and couldn't really try to argue it without being caught out.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Eh, who's counting.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

https://youtu.be/17NKos-7GCo

Pity old mate didn't get to see his dream become reality

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bug Squash posted:

In fairness, ancient humans also cocked things up halfway through but continued on regardless.

All I see is the world's biggest tit.

And y'all should know I have one of those special non-reflective monitors. Don't have any mirrors in my room, either. Not even a spoon! Plus I made sure my phone's front-facing camera was disabled. Oh poo poo, my phone, it has a screen noooo--

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Would have been hilarious if they'd finished it along the original angle. would have been like a traffic cone

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lobok posted:

All I see is the world's biggest tit.

And y'all should know I have one of those special non-reflective monitors. Don't have any mirrors in my room, either. Not even a spoon! Plus I made sure my phone's front-facing camera was disabled. Oh poo poo, my phone, it has a screen noooo--

*hovers behind u* a foul bauble of man's vanity

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Data Graham posted:

Would have been hilarious if they'd finished it along the original angle. would have been like a traffic cone

Hosting a party in the capstone of my new pyramid and there's just not enough personal space. LOTS of room for our animal headdresses though.

Edit: picturing hosting a patio party but you invite too many guests and the deck collapses, but a pyramid

CJacobs has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Apr 17, 2023

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Phosphine posted:

The math department at my university (and elsewhere, probably), famously considers students getting max points a failure of test writing, because that means it wasn't comprehensive enough. It was also common for 12/16/20 to be the grade cutoffs (we have three grades, 3, 4 and 5, don't ask), with a max score of like, 35.

I failed some math exams in my day.

This was a baffling practice in my physics department. They aimed for averages on exams in the neighborhood of 50% and then would just arbitrarily assign the letter grades in the end (at best some professors actually disclosed a formula to show how it was determined). It's honestly one of the reasons I walked away from my PhD program: I had the 2nd highest raw average in the classical mechanics course (we all compared) at around 72% with the highest having a 76ish. All the little kiddies (fresh out of undergrad) who had full funding failed out of the program that semester (then that money just vanished), somehow I got a B and the professor refused to explain how that was determined. I went to the department head who basically just said, "Trust me, it's valid," which is a hell of a choice for a scientist.

The exact same thing happened in my math course that semester, so I decided to bail out. Well, it was mostly because of the funding thing, but I also didn't want to keep banging my head against the wall of capricious grading choices. Given where I'd been in undergrad years ago, I was really, really proud of having a 3.8 in my PhD program, especially when my classmates were whining incessantly about how hard and unfair life was because they had to supervise one whole physics lab a week while I was working full time as a software engineer. Department politics in academia sucks.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




peepin dem glizzy tittys

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Glittzies? Glitties? Gliddiez?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Glizzaries

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I know fuckos like to trot this out as an example of why the Oxford comma is important when it's not an example of that at all (and we know with absolute certainty that it's not important because other languages manage to do lists without it just fine). What it is an example of is this: do not put a comma where it isn't needed. ("My dog Farty" or "My dogs Farty and lovely" are fine. So is "My dogs Farty, lovely and Nigel". "My dog, Farty" and "My dogs, Farty and lovely" just add an extra comma for no reason and the latter adds ambiguity in an idiotic way.)

What are you talking about? Without the Oxford Comma his parents are Ayn Rand and God. The Oxford Comma is necessary for clarity. Man, eat your shoots, and get the gently caress outta here.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

When this was later discovered they were confused as no world records were set. Further investigation revealed the participants were all Irishmen.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

credburn posted:

What are you talking about? Without the Oxford Comma his parents are Ayn Rand and God. The Oxford Comma is necessary for clarity. Man, eat your shoots, and get the gently caress outta here.

nah

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Grassy Knowles posted:

I'm more surprised that Nelson Mandela was 800 years old

An 800 year old dildo collector for a demi-god would be a really on brand direction for Elden Ring.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




What is the opposite of a healer? A wounder? That’s a Blue Wounder

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

DPS class (damage per sett)

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Beve Stuscemi posted:

What is the opposite of a healer? A wounder? That’s a Blue Wounder

It's blue heeler.
I guess it still works? As in, it will eat your heels?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Beve Stuscemi posted:

What is the opposite of a healer? A wounder? That’s a Blue Wounder

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
An Interesting Fact about Blue Heelers is that they are half Dingo. Keep this in mind when watching Bluey.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

not going to watch bluey so I am safe

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Beachcomber posted:

An Interesting Fact about Blue Heelers is that they are half Dingo. Keep this in mind when watching Bluey.

Are you implying that in the final episode Bluey is going to eat half a baby?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Presumably Bluey and Bingo will have a heart warming moment where they can share the baby

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

A real King Solomon moment

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

not going to watch bluey so I am safe

Haha, this reminds me of that episode of Bluey where Choko refuses to go in the ocean cos it’s scary.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

dr_rat posted:

That's not heroin, that's a historical epic!

Technically it's not even in the opioid family.

It's where the quote "the trick is not minding that it hurts" comes from

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Hyperlynx posted:

It's where the quote "the trick is not minding that it hurts" comes from

No, pretty sure that was Bluey.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I know fuckos like to trot this out as an example of why the Oxford comma is important when it's not an example of that at all (and we know with absolute certainty that it's not important because other languages manage to do lists without it just fine). What it is an example of is this: do not put a comma where it isn't needed. ("My dog Farty" or "My dogs Farty and lovely" are fine. So is "My dogs Farty, lovely and Nigel". "My dog, Farty" and "My dogs, Farty and lovely" just add an extra comma for no reason and the latter adds ambiguity in an idiotic way.)

This is my dog Farty Weston. (Named by my four year old)

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

That's a good Fart

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

not going to watch bluey so I am safe
I don't think you we understand. We all have to watch for Bluey if you want to be safe.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

D-Pad posted:

This is my dog Farty Weston. (Named by my four year old)



That’s a drat fine dog right there.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

not going to watch bluey so I am safe

you sad man

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

fartknocker posted:

That’s a drat fine dog right there.

A rare turn. I'd expect some criticism from your username

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies

D-Pad posted:

This is my dog Farty Weston. (Named by my four year old)



In a few years when some neighbor's kid comments on your dogs name, will you blame your child? Bluntly?

Asking for science

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Would have been hilarious if they'd finished it along the original angle. would have been like a traffic cone

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