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Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Misanthrope posted:

I really think it's Arthur Kaliyev's and uhhh... Rasmus Kupari's time to shine

So Oilers sweep. Gotcha

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Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
I hope Kane has so many pain killers injected into his hip he plays like he's 25 again

e: if his leg falls off after the playoffs are over well I'm willing to pay that price

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

:allears:

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Vgk say gently caress your rules

https://twitter.com/GoldenKnights/status/1648041306352939020?t=ds3nx-jfKgbKhmhiPwHOOw&s=19

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

I very appreciate that this tweet is sponsored by an Injury Law firm.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Jhet posted:

I very appreciate that this tweet is sponsored by an Injury Law firm.

It's a thing of beauty

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
https://twitter.com/FlutoShinzawa/status/1647980358460411904?s=20

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Jhet posted:

I very appreciate that this tweet is sponsored by an Injury Law firm.

Lol :discourse:

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

lmao jeeze that'd be a novel way to get a playoff curse. i wonder if it's mono, flu, or Covid

DO YALL WANT A BOXC fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Apr 17, 2023

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
they probably all got COVID from Bertuzzi

I don't know if he had COVID but he was like one of the only guys who wouldn't get the vaccine, so that's what I'm going with

E: All I can see is Bergeron (ok, not ideal, but fine), Ullmark (not great), AND Swayman (aaaaahhhh). Get ready for third string Boston Bruins goalie Brandon Bussi - yes that's his name.

Jamwad Hilder fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Apr 17, 2023

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

They decided to party hard and tear each others shirts off before the playoffs this year, and not after.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Marchand bringing back licking to Jeffrey Amherst the Panthers.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Bruins already firing up the "historic regular season team gets swept in the first round" excuse machine I see.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
honestly they'll be fine, they've been missing important players for big chunks of the season. Both goalies being out could've been rough, but Swayman practiced today so it doesn't look like they'll be running a third-stringer after all. Hopefully.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Poetry :kiss:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


We're gonna need a Playoff GDT in just over a hour. It's finally here.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Powershift posted:

We're gonna need a Playoff GDT in just over a hour. It's finally here.

done

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
the minds of pro athletes are fascinating. I wonder how many of them it took to come up with this idea.

https://twitter.com/emilymkaplan/status/1648081289344319488

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Lost in round one. Lost badly. Like a dog

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The lead dog is regularly replaced.

source: I know a lot about dogsleds trust me

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
they should have made the shirt say "Up Dogs"

also Pastrnak looks like he's going to die. I guess everyone really is sick
https://twitter.com/mattyports/status/1648079011837255684

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Aphrodite posted:

The lead dog is regularly replaced.

source: I know a lot about dogsleds trust me

Yeah I read those two novels in middle school too

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Lead dogs


Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Wrong thread but right thread to say go tampa bay lightning hockey club go

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Jamwad Hilder posted:

the minds of pro athletes are fascinating.

I’m convinced that the beginning and end of motivating NHL players is finding novel ways to say “nobody believes in us” regardless of circumstances or logic

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Wonderllama posted:

Wrong thread but right thread to say go tampa bay lightning hockey club go

Unfortunately they playing the leafs, so good luck with the loooong break between games.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I feel like the Bruins are gonna lose early or not at all. No way that team blows it if they get to the conference finals or finals. But I could see them choking in the first two rounds

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Where the gently caress do I watch playoff hockey and why is it impossible to watch hockey now

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

RC Cola posted:

Where the gently caress do I watch playoff hockey and why is it impossible to watch hockey now

ESPN/2/+, and TBS/TNT. Except for local games which will be on your local channel for the first round.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Ginette Reno posted:

I feel like the Bruins are gonna lose early or not at all. No way that team blows it if they get to the conference finals or finals. But I could see them choking in the first two rounds

I have been very clear that I do not expect the Bruins to win, because that's just how hockey is, but this is definitely the best Bruins team I have ever seen in my lifetime and with their depth if they stay healthy it's hard to envision them losing to anyone four times to anyone. Hard to envision isn't the same as impossible though. I could imagine McDavid, for example, going psycho and single-handedly willing the Oilers to a championship.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

ok i will watch the playoffs a bit as you guys make it sound pretty exciting!

sounds like the bruins have some sick players?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

RC Cola posted:

Where the gently caress do I watch playoff hockey and why is it impossible to watch hockey now

The op lists the national networks carrying each game in the us and Canada

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

actionjackson posted:

ok i will watch the playoffs a bit as you guys make it sound pretty exciting!

sounds like the bruins have some sick players?

Yes, but the best player in the league/game right now, is Connor McDavid of the Oilers, who will be playing 2 1/2 hours from now

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Jamwad Hilder posted:

the minds of pro athletes are fascinating. I wonder how many of them it took to come up with this idea.

https://twitter.com/emilymkaplan/status/1648081289344319488

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

panthers gave bruins covid

stuff like that is what we call "intangibles"

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
https://twitter.com/thefourthperiod/status/1648098485261008897?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Bringin it back to 2016

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007


I have nothing to add other than to say I deeply appreciate this post

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
It rules that Florida is paying Bobrovsky $10mil a season for 3 more seasons after this, spent a 13th overall pick on Spencer Knight and their playoff goalie is Alex Lyon

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
Egregious late hit against old man Pavelski and Dumba only gets 2 minutes out of it.

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

JUST MAKING CHILI posted:

Egregious late hit against old man Pavelski and Dumba only gets 2 minutes out of it.

and the Stars don't even get a powerplay

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