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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Remove both charge and blocking fouls so if some fool wants to stand in the restricted zone to muck up a dunk attempt, let em play it out

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Make the restricted area larger and make the paint smaller to match the new size

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/BallislifeBets/status/1648180466951000065?s=20
https://twitter.com/anthonyVslater/status/1648180664011984897?s=20

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
The rare instance I wish it was a philly crowd so Dray might have caught a D-cell to the orbital socket.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

it is unbelievable that draymond stomped on a guy and the other guy got a foul called on him


it sounds like a made up thing an irate fan would be mad about but it is just true

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Ay yo if the Suns implode I want the Kings in the Finals, just putting that out there

Light the beam y'all

Also also tryna be less deranged about sports lately, idk if it's working but it's an honest effort

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Beam post

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

beam lightin'

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013

Beam

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
lmao gently caress the Dubs

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/kbo_xxv/status/1648181300006715393

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Views: I think the warriors should try doubling Fox at the end of games because he really prefers to take the shot

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Dray probably won't get suspended for that play, but he should. That was above and beyond dirty.

The Kings' ability to maintain their pace and execution for 48 minutes is impressive.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
https://twitter.com/Dame_Lillard/status/1648180722535129089

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


thinkin' about those beams

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Professional athlete sufdenly loses all coordination when doing so could hurt his opponent. Somehow only happened once to a teammate, he tripped and his fist fell into his chin

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Gravy Boat 2k
https://twitter.com/NBCSKings/status/1648160109389021184?s=20

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Lol applying to play for the Warriors like Iguodala in Denver

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
GDT crosspost

Doltos posted:

Get Dray to stomp on the beam button

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

if the warriors lose game 3 draymond is playing the entire 4th game with the weird piston thing from no country for old men dragging behind him

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007


He's not signing with Portland this summer. Nice try Dame.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

tanglewood1420 posted:

Defense is stuff like actually jumping and contesting shots and lay ups.

adam silver doesnt want players to do any of that so its not allowed anymore

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Dame trying to land Draymond in FA. Dude is a terrible GM.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

rivetz posted:

GDT crosspost

Dunno, the last thing he clobbered turned into a very poor investment

Ghost Dog posted:

if the warriors lose game 3 draymond is playing the entire 4th game with the weird piston thing from no country for old men dragging behind him

lmao

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i hope draymond is suspended for 2 games and the warriors get swept, and that is the last we ever see of draymond green on the warriors

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I can't bring myself to get too worked out about this Draymond incident because the Warriors lost and also he bounced off that man's chest like it was a trampoline

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Draymond emergency podcast incoming

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Did Sabonis grab at Draymond's foot? Absolutely. Did Green turn around, make eye contact, and intentionally stomp directly on his chest? Absolutely. I have always felt like Green was a bit dirty and you kind of have to be for a great defender in the modern NBA, but if he is not suspended that is some bullshit.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
🤔

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Feel like y'all should know by now that the nba lets donkeh play by a different set of rules so the nba can have a villain

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1648191163135053826?s=46&t=3d9JmXOJWgE8nozHLwUyjQ

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013

Goddamn I can’t wait for game 3

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Watch Sabonis be out some games now while Green gets to keep playing

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Codependent Poster posted:

Watch Sabonis be out some games now while Green gets to keep playing

I'm not even a Kings fan but that feels like it would Kings_luck.txt

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

IcePhoenix posted:

Feel like y'all should know by now that the nba lets donkeh play by a different set of rules so the nba can have a villain

if we go off the two nut shots to steven adams(neither of which even got an ejection) what is likely to happen is the nba reviews it and turns the flagrant 2 into a 1 and then draymond does something again the next game.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

IcePhoenix posted:

Feel like y'all should know by now that the nba lets donkeh play by a different set of rules so the nba can have a villain
*nods Zazaishly*

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

the warriors are the dirtiest team that ive been old enough to have watched live

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

fart simpson posted:

i hope draymond is suspended for 2 games and the warriors get swept, and that is the last we ever see of draymond green on the warriors

That's a normal brain take. The galaxy brain take is that he needs to be suspended 1 game, Warriors go down 3-0, he comes back for game 4 and in the middle of a blowout loss gets ejected again.

fart simpson posted:

the warriors are the dirtiest team that ive been old enough to have watched live

Same. This is the same Draymond who literally sat on a King in game 1!

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
https://twitter.com/bengolliver/status/1648194117497933824?s=12

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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
https://twitter.com/pablotorre/status/1648185731297300488

https://twitter.com/jasminelwatkins/status/1648180479005437954

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