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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
I am leaning towards putting my fate in the hands of an artificial God, for whom such problems will be trivial. The Benign Superintelligence will rule the planet with wisdom and compassion, eliminating war, disease, unhappiness, and of course, death. I am told that it will probably disassemble most of the material in our solar system in order to construct a vast computer that will exploit all the energy of the sun. Perhaps it will spare the Earth, or perhaps the Earth will be reconstructed, more perfectly, within that computerised domain....

(greg egan is cool and good)

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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Regarde Aduck posted:

what powers? What's it going to do?

Generate niche porn. Every generation of AI will target a more and more specific fetish.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Ensign Expendable posted:

Generate niche porn. Every generation of AI will target a more and more specific fetish.

Finally, a productive use for it

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Isn't that a SCP already?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Regarde Aduck posted:

what powers? What's it going to do?

It's an engineering thing, first we make the hugely powerful thing, then we figure out what we're gonna use it for. Solutions before problems!

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

Tunicate posted:

Isn't that a SCP already?

SCP-1004: Factory Porn is something like that, yeah.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Regarde Aduck posted:

what powers? What's it going to do?

Turning itself into a swan to seduce women, wiping out humanity with a great flood, requesting sacrifices.

You know, god stuff.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Combo B and Combo F are identical.

They have played us for absolute fools!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



but i want green beans & carrot + red lentil stew + spinach stew :(

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Frankly I just want some meat

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

DARE to resist drugs and Jet colormaps

1
Feb 28, 2007

1️⃣
Just another number.

The fools! They simply need to take two of each, smoosh them all together, and label the combo points where three meet and they'd get all the possible combos with no duplicates!

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
It’s not three meat it’s three vegetarian

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Analytic Engine posted:

DARE to resist drugs and Jet colormaps

Better than tab20 (why is b so muddy???)

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

1 posted:

The fools! They simply need to take two of each, smoosh them all together, and label the combo points where three meet and they'd get all the possible combos with no duplicates!



What did you use to generate this?

1
Feb 28, 2007

1️⃣
Just another number.

Subjunctive posted:

What did you use to generate this?

This is horribly embarrassing, but it's just thrown together using the shape tools in Microsoft Word :eng99:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Whoa, ok, I’m not interested enough to do it by hand! Nice work though!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://cbc.radio-canada.ca/en/impa...and-other-funds

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

1 posted:

The fools! They simply need to take two of each, smoosh them all together, and label the combo points where three meet and they'd get all the possible combos with no duplicates!



and in the process produce a very strange bell pepper

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013


That's a hell of a y axis

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
I don't often say this, but that should've been a pie chart

Owling Howl
Jul 17, 2019

jeebus bob posted:

I don't often say this, but that should've been a pie chart

Embrace the challenge and go for a flow chart.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012


Not bad or good. I just thought it was neat.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Rankine is better than Celsius.

I will die on this hill.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Platystemon posted:

Rankine is better than Celsius.

I will die on this hill.

You can only die on it due to old age.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Xelkelvos posted:



Not bad or good. I just thought it was neat.

What on earth is Delisle even doing out there?! :psypop:

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Captain Hygiene posted:

What on earth is Delisle even doing out there?! :psypop:

It measures the contraction of mercury in the thermometer. Colder = more contraction. The Celsius scale actually went the same way at first but after the inventor died it was generally agreed that this was stupid and rewritten to be the current way.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lemniscate Blue posted:

The Celsius scale actually went the same way at first but after the inventor died it was generally agreed that this was stupid and rewritten to be the current way.

So it's like the THAC0 of temperature scales :v:

Seriously though, that's neat on both accounts. I can't believe I don't remember hearing that about Celsius in particular.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

If you go to the experts on statistical thermodynamics, who have spent their whole academic careers studying heat, it turns out that the reciprocal of temperature ('coldness', or 'thermodynamic beta') is actually the more fundamental unit.

Therefore, Delisle is the only one who made the right choice.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Is there a PYF good/funny graphs and charts thread?

It could be akin to the dataisbeautiful subreddit, in a way.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s this thread.

They’re all awful, even the clever ones.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



its weird & cool that the sun & moon have basically the same apparent size from earth

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Are Deimos and Phobos really that small?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

UwUnabomber posted:

Are Deimos and Phobos really that small?

Deimos is.

Phobos is a quarter to a third the angular size of the Moon, as seen from the surface of their respective bodies. It orbits much closer to Mars than the Moon does to Earth, so it’s notably smaller on the horizon than when passing overhead.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Which one has the portal to Hell on it?

wakka wakka
Oct 9, 2004

credburn posted:

Which one has the portal to Hell on it?

Earth

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

credburn posted:

Which one has the portal to Hell on it?

Technically Phobos.

Deimos itself is transported to Hell. As a consequence, the portal on Phobos connecting to Deimos also connects the former with Hell.

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

UwUnabomber posted:

Are Deimos and Phobos really that small?
Yeah, it's why there's only a small research facility up there and the main base is on Mars.

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