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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

DLC Inc posted:

"is there a reason this match is happening" is hilarious coming from someone who def watches hundreds of random-rear end 6 man tag matches in NJPW

ACTUALLY

https://twitter.com/NJPWFanClubNA/status/1648096768393900032

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I mean that's true, the multi man tags are usually meant to lead to something but the thing they're meant to lead to is usually just a match that was created because guys in New Japan have matches with each other and the in kayfabe matchmakers, the International Wrestling Grand Prix, made a match.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Malcolm Excellent posted:

Wasn't Marty Jennety the Skunk for a while?

There was a big TEW game on the forum like 2015 or so, monday night wars era, and in that Marty Jannetty got renamed to match poster Skunkrocker because Skunkrocker had apparently annoyed the guy running the whole game at the time.

Fun knowing we had fans

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Skunkrocker is training to wrestle under that name IIRC

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Skunkrocker is training to wrestle under that name IIRC

He should tag with CP Munk

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/barryryte/status/1648489104894750722?t=xgXjfmkSwuycj5jBa03Z2w&s=19

Profile is actually funny

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Man, I miss the TNA die hards. At least their desperation was for there to be a 2nd big promotion or a 2nd Monday Night Wars type era. Plus those song parodies were something else. All these Anti-AEW guys basically parrot Cornette or whoever and are busy defending a multi billion dollar corporation which has spent 20 years trying to strangle any life and joy out of wrestling.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Competition or some rivalry isn't bad. Being just a mentally ill individual that wishes that a company goes down amd everyone loses their job is what most if not all of these Cornette parrots are.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



MJeff posted:

He said that you son of a bitch.

I don't know the thing this is referencing, but I lol irl every time it happens regardless.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I don't know the thing this is referencing, but I lol irl every time it happens regardless.

It was about John Cena being Albanian and apparently saying he hates Serbia.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1518323506215272448

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





and if you doubt that Cena is Albanian, here's proof that he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-pZojmtXi8

John Cena wouldn't say 'I am Albanian' if he wasn't Albanian, QED

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Hoss Corncave posted:

It was about John Cena being Albanian and apparently saying he hates Serbia.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1518323506215272448

lol and also lmao

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

DLC Inc posted:

"is there a reason this match is happening" is hilarious coming from someone who def watches hundreds of random-rear end 6 man tag matches in NJPW

Like I know this is not a new take but the main event of the biggest ppv in the history of wrestling was two guys who had a match because they wanted to be the winner of the match

Obviously once you take Debra out of the equation bam she non factor

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

the sex ghost posted:

Like I know this is not a new take but the main event of the biggest ppv in the history of wrestling was two guys who had a match because they wanted to be the winner of the match

The Undertaker vs Goldberg?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

the sex ghost posted:

Like I know this is not a new take but the main event of the biggest ppv in the history of wrestling was two guys who had a match because they wanted to be the winner of the match

Obviously once you take Debra out of the equation bam she non factor

Yeah but they also wanted their billionaire to shave the other billionaire.

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


Hoss Corncave posted:

It was about John Cena being Albanian and apparently saying he hates Serbia.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1518323506215272448

low key one of my favourite parts is the time stamps/how far apart the messages are

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


never noticed that


That's great

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

John “The Albanian Animal” Cena

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Albania, Albania, you border on the Adriatic

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

definitely a way to respond to Dax ending his podcast because oafs are threatening his family and just being ridiculously tribal about their punchman animes

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Hoss Corncave posted:

It was about John Cena being Albanian and apparently saying he hates Serbia.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1518323506215272448

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1648763359167238144?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/WWE1creative/status/1648736884774797342?t=mjl7Ox57tel8f_5SjOEEJA&s=19

Modem Wrestling 56k beware

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
AEW Dynamite 19/4 (56k no)

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I like Jeff Hardy but the notion that he should be the guy they build the entire company around in a year-long storyline in 2023 is loving dogshit

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


Hangman entering to dial up noises.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Drakkel posted:

I like Jeff Hardy but the notion that he should be the guy they build the entire company around in a year-long storyline in 2023 is loving dogshit

I don't follow Jim too closely, but I suspect his position wasn't "It's incredibly smart of Tony to make AEW the CM Punk show" followed by "Any dips in quality or weird storytelling misses are understandable, since Tony put all his eggs in the Pepsiman and MJF baskets, and he had to make do while they're gone"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



I can actually believe this guy is current WWE creative.

UnleashedDad
Jan 14, 2022

hi im tony. did you know that a koala's appendix is about two meters long.
I haven’t followed anything Cornette has said in years since he is tedious and racist but what is he doing for a living now? Just podcasting? How much could he even be making off that?

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
If this discussion is to continue, it should happen in the quarantine thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3961361

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Edit: NM.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009



The only one of these people who immediately got put into a main event spot was Bryan Danielson.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Malakai immediately feuded with Cody, who was a top guy and it positioned him as somebody extremely important, then uh, he just. Kept on feudin' with Cody. Until it wasn't important at all, anymore.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

MJeff posted:

Malakai immediately feuded with Cody, who was a top guy and it positioned him as somebody extremely important, then uh, he just. Kept on feudin' with Cody. Until it wasn't important at all, anymore.

He somehow kept his heat, but Cody was feuding with Anthony Ogogo and QT Marshall and had just cut that horrendous promo before he feuded with Malakai.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

MJeff posted:

Malakai immediately feuded with Cody, who was a top guy and it positioned him as somebody extremely important, then uh, he just. Kept on feudin' with Cody. Until it wasn't important at all, anymore.

it was important to cody

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Alaois posted:

it was important to cody

It was basically the point where the audience got fuckin' sick of him, so yeah, it was rrreeeal important to Cody.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
It gave us “so much happening in our world” so it was worth it

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Seams posted:

It gave us “so much happening in our world” so it was worth it

:hmmyes:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
also, like Ricky Starks now is deffo at the level of Cody Rhodes post-Ogogo/Factory feud.

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


karmicknight posted:

also, like Ricky Starks now is deffo at the level of Cody Rhodes post-Ogogo/Factory feud.

This is true but the momentum is opposite I feel

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/TheLouisDangoor/status/1649035034181922817

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