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Everyone, please say hello to my large adult son. He will be deciding your salaries.
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Just off camera, a little melton Mowbray pork pie
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"Mum says it's my turn on the big dial taht says racism on it"
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Starmer update: my mum, who has before now gone to great lengths to excuse him, has started derisively calling him Keith
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This is  https://twitter.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1648769298519711768
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wes is a midget too? why is everyone a midget all of a sudden?
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apparently morgan wasn't overseeing that specific phonehacking but tbh he's a oval office so i don't care if it's true or not because nobody smeared by his newspapers ever got that benefit of the doubt have a feeling that lad is probably gonna be hosed in court though
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Nuclear Spoon posted:apparently morgan wasn't overseeing that specific phonehacking but tbh he's a oval office so i don't care if it's true or not because nobody smeared by his newspapers ever got that benefit of the doubt happy to issue a correction and acknowledge that mr morgan was merely a regular phone hacker who was friends and colleagues with every single person that disrupted child murder enquiries etc
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Apr 19, 2023 21:13
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Wouldn't it be slander if spoken, as opposed to written about (e.g. in a poo poo rag run by someone who got sued once a month at least for writing poo poo)? You'd think at least one person there would know the difference.
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the wee lad never specified which murdered children so for all we know he could be right
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Also he spoke in generic, "is this what happens to journalism when you're [which could be taken as journalists in general] not hacking..." which is hard to prove as slander against an individual. Like if I said to a Southern Baptist preacher "so are you only homophobic when you're not fiddling kids?" That could clearly refer to scandals about the collective group.
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Guavanaut posted:Wouldn't it be slander if spoken, as opposed to written about (e.g. in a poo poo rag run by someone who got sued once a month at least for writing poo poo)? It's been a while since I studied this area of law, but the normal distinction was slander is spoken and libel is written. However, there was an exception for TV broadcast even Live ones that it counted as Libel on the basis that all TV programmes had a script, even if it was just a script that said "we put people on TV. Ask them questions about these topics." Not that it matters as it's all just the one area of Law (Defamation.)
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Yeah the whole 'permanence' thing has become a big mess with modern technology. It's obvious that 200 years ago me hiring a printing press to produce a thousand pamphlets saying "Palmerston is a nonce and a dog molester" would have been more permanent in both intent and effect than me saying so offhand in a pub, but what is a tweet? Isn't that more an offhand comment than a deliberate effort? Or forums that allow both obvious effortposts and stupid shitposts?
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Apr 19, 2023 21:58
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What the gently caress are those and why do i recognise them
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Dabir posted:What the gently caress are those and why do i recognise them Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, square sweets that look 'round. In the new woke edition they're probably trans
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They're the square candies that look around. Except in Keith's cabinet, where they're careful not to look around too much. e: ^^ they are biologically square!!! 
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This just in:
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Ah good, the part of the news cycle where I have to check everything to see if it's a parody again. Greggle greggle. 
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I do remember when the riots happened in London yonks ago, my local Greggs was set on fire. Now apparently if we leave them open late at night, the stale sausage rolls will become like gremlins and sweep out into the city of london, causing chaos and dismay. Its just racism and classism isn't it.
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the punctuation suggests that the only part of that headline which is actually sourced from the police is the word 'crime' somebody asked the police a question and the police responded with simply 'crime'
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Apr 19, 2023 22:46
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The worst magic mirror. Mirror mirror, on the wall... 'crime'
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Apr 19, 2023 22:48
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The two faces of the Labour Right, dead behind the eyes and motivated purely by greed, and Perverted goblin child.
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he came from a council estate, dontcha know lord knows he doesn’t mention it all the time
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smellmycheese posted:This just in:
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smellmycheese posted:This just in: breaking news: pigs dislike sausages
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'crime' is in inverted commas because it is the police who will be committing it, and we all know that the Met don't really consider what police officers do to be 'crime' until they're caught doing it
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Darth Walrus posted:A Labour council being total sociopaths shocker: Vulnerability assessments in homeless applications are pretty notorious for some of the most horrific local government sociopathy you'll ever see. This isn't even the worst I've ever seen. (They used to be even worse pre-2015 before a Supreme Court ruling lowered the legal threshold somewhat; that one involved a man with an IQ of 47 and a history of PTSD and self-harm basically being told by the council he was fine because his brother could look after him on the streets.)
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Apr 20, 2023 00:45
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Here, my GP clinic wants two forms of ID for me to request my medical records but I only have a driver's licence and no passport. I'm struggling to think what the hell else I could bring along that would be accepted. Anyone else done something similar recently? What else is generally accepted?
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haven't they told you what's acceptable to bring? it's usually at least one form of ID that has your photo on (so driving licence works), and then maybe one form of ID that demonstrates you live where you say you do (e.g. paper bank statement, council tax letter). the DBS requirements are a reasonably decent checklist but it really oughta be your gp clinic telling you what they want to see and whether they're cool with PDF versions of bank statements etc
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Rookoo posted:Here, my GP clinic wants two forms of ID for me to request my medical records but I only have a driver's licence and no passport. I'm struggling to think what the hell else I could bring along that would be accepted. Birth Certificate?
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Oh yeah, right enough. I'll take along my birth cert and a utility bill for good measure then, cheers.
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https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1648929492763815936 e: lol, it's nice to see Keith being fact checked there 
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1648929492763815936
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Still looking at them tittys in 2023 https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1648818655340163073?t=xE3PZK5fC-YBVRhh5dw6qA&s=19
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