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trying to eat a lasagna on my work break and getting sauce on my pasties
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:everyone misses the creepy part of the post where he mentions following a stripper who left a club he frequented for some reason to another club and was going to confront her about something but she went in the dressing room and he couldnt go in there nah that part's just more actual gross than funny gross, she definitely hid beyond her stage time losing money on that
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Apr 19, 2023 22:19
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You can roll your own VPN server with a seedbox, and then because the seedbox is used to telling cops to f off, you'll know it's safe. You won't have any popular IP addresses avoiding the issue of your VPN being blocked, and you'll also have a cool little machine for torrenting files that then provides and https download link so you can download them securely, this'll be around the same price as a cheap vpn, I reccomend https://whatbox.ca/plans
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Apr 19, 2023 22:19
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fun hater posted:trying to eat a lasagna on my work break and getting sauce on my pasties lmfao
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Apr 19, 2023 22:19
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fun hater posted:trying to eat a lasagna on my work break and getting sauce on my pasties lol
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Apr 19, 2023 22:21
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londonarbuckle posted:
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Apr 19, 2023 22:21
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me waiting for the stripper to arrive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7SCt2DRUkA
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Apr 19, 2023 22:21
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Strip club story guy reminds me of this old man who'd proudly flaunt how he'd get banned from places for being "fun" but his idea of fun was creeping out all thr girls working at the coffee shop and he'd bring them all gifts and would barge into the back room and make every single person uncomfortable as gently caress. When he got told to knock it off he thought I was the head of a conspiracy out to get him and he sat there eating his food trying not to cry
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Apr 19, 2023 22:22
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Boba Pearl posted:You can roll your own VPN server with a seedbox, and then because the seedbox is used to telling cops to f off, you'll know it's safe. You won't have any popular IP addresses avoiding the issue of your VPN being blocked, and you'll also have a cool little machine for torrenting files that then provides and https download link so you can download them securely, this'll be around the same price as a cheap vpn, I reccomend https://whatbox.ca/plans If you download like lots of anime and stuff, it'll come set up with plex, giving you your own little private netflix to add files too. This is what I added to mine: 
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Apr 19, 2023 22:22
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getting the poo poo beat out of me by a very large bouncer and tossed outside knocking the dumpster over and spilling several months worth of discarded lasagna all over me because i used the blue turtle shell while playing mario kart with the strippers
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Apr 19, 2023 22:22
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*walking into the club with two trays of steaming pasta* who garfin
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Apr 19, 2023 22:23
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Any story of posters following anyone reminds me of TRP legend and all round maniac brapbrapbrap posting about following footballer Darren Bent in his car back to his house and then trying to get a look at him from the outside
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Apr 19, 2023 22:24
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:getting the poo poo beat out of me by a very large bouncer and tossed outside knocking the dumpster over and spilling several months worth of discarded lasagna all over me because i used the blue turtle shell while playing mario kart with the strippers IC imagining himself as a sort of tony soprano: visiting strip clubs, eating italian food, and playing mario kart 1 handed
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Apr 19, 2023 22:24
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yo u ever go to the back room with a stripper... wild poo poo. they got super smash bros melee, and a big tray of meatballs. when the bouncers aint lookin you can steal a few
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Apr 19, 2023 22:26
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the sex ghost posted:Any story of posters following anyone reminds me of TRP legend and all round maniac brapbrapbrap posting about following footballer Darren Bent in his car back to his house and then trying to get a look at him from the outside That was really peak TRP
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Apr 19, 2023 22:27
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londonarbuckle posted:
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Apr 19, 2023 22:28
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Hot Diggity! posted:IC slowly and sadly dumping out three pounds of cold, uneaten lasagna in the trash at the strip club once his $12 runs out yelling to the one other patron "YEAH NO IT'S FINE THEY SAID THEY ALREADY ATE AND WEREN'T HUNGRY. THEY SAID IT LOOKED REALLY GOOD THOUGH!" bringing a little stack of takeout boxes with him the next time, so the strippers can take some lasagna for later if they're not hungry now
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Apr 19, 2023 22:29
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Walking into the strip club with a fat stack of singles:
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Apr 19, 2023 22:31
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fun hater posted:trying to eat a lasagna on my work break and getting sauce on my pasties I know this word is paste-y as in you paste it to the tit but in my mind I always pronounce it pasties as in Cornish pasties
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Apr 19, 2023 22:31
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the sex ghost posted:Any story of posters following anyone reminds me of TRP legend and all round maniac brapbrapbrap posting about following footballer Darren Bent in his car back to his house and then trying to get a look at him from the outside vyelkin posted:That was really peak TRP Why Darren Bent of all people
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Apr 19, 2023 22:40
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skasion posted:Why Darren Bent of all people He was a Sunderland fan. Can't find his own post about it but seen some others and it wasn't a chance encounter, he followed him from the training ground to his house tailing his car like a GTA mission
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Apr 19, 2023 22:44
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Famethrowa posted:why has Willa driven two dnd mods insane? Willa is an extremely annoying old woman (she was in her sixties in the mid-2000s IIRC) who has decided to spend her dotage arguing in D&D and C-SPAM. As such she drives younger male goons insane. I don't like her at all but I grudgingly respect her posting game.
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Apr 19, 2023 22:44
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old ladies ftw
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Apr 19, 2023 22:46
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:this adds so much context to the "my life is like garfield without garfield" quote What no pussycat does to a man
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Apr 19, 2023 22:46
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Picture Pick's grandmother and that's Willa Rogers.
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Apr 19, 2023 22:47
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lol getting owned by a boomer using an ancient commodore 64 to post
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Apr 19, 2023 22:47
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the sex ghost posted:He was a Sunderland fan. Can't find his own post about it but seen some others and it wasn't a chance encounter, he followed him from the training ground to his house tailing his car like a GTA mission the things that Sunderland fandom does to people 16-bit Butt-Head posted:lol getting owned by a boomer using an ancient commodore 64 to post
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Apr 19, 2023 22:49
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Grassy Knowles posted:RIP to what I remember being a kind goon ZerglingMinor was the best of us. An all-around nice guy and a good poster who happened to be bigger than a vending machine. I truly miss him.
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Apr 19, 2023 22:49
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the sex ghost posted:Any story of posters following anyone reminds me of TRP legend and all round maniac brapbrapbrap posting about following footballer Darren Bent in his car back to his house and then trying to get a look at him from the outside Well, did he see him
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Apr 19, 2023 22:50
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Willa is an extremely annoying old woman (she was in her sixties in the mid-2000s IIRC) who has decided to spend her dotage arguing in D&D and C-SPAM. As such she drives younger male goons insane. I don't like her at all but I grudgingly respect her posting game. 
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Apr 19, 2023 22:52
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zergling thought he was a man, but he was a mountain
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Lmao
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Apr 19, 2023 22:55
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Well lmao
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ngl all the pasta talk is making me hungry though
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