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In addition to furthering mankind, SpaceX is also stimulating the local economy. The community can collect the blown up pieces of the SpaceX rockets and sell them to Musk’s insane idiot fans
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Apr 20, 2023 15:05
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Can't wait to find out Elon tried to use gorilla glue on the hull
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Apr 20, 2023 15:05
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https://twitter.com/howiehandupme/status/1649047816390713346
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Apr 20, 2023 15:05
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i’ve poo poo my pants, and the crowd is cheering. it’s a great data gathering opportunity. the geeks and data scientists will be all over my shitted pants, and they will generate valuable insights.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:05
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quick reminder that the USA is a christian nation because no other country makes such lavish fireworks to honor the lord
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Apr 20, 2023 15:06
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shyduck posted:lmfao
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Apr 20, 2023 15:06
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*SpaceX scientist watching rocket launch with clipboard. Circles “Rocket exploded”* This data is invaluable, wow
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Apr 20, 2023 15:09
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Ardship of Cambry posted:I actually think SpaceX is doing cool stuff around reusability, around ride-sharing for satellite payloads, etc. Gywnne Shotwell is actually smart, that's why she's COO and actually runs things and you've never heard of her.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:09
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:there was a time when if a rocket failed, a man in a short-sleeved button up shirt and horn-rimmed glasses who speaks three words a year would be throwing a clipboard on the ground and everyone else in the control room would be terrified it was their fault That's because the first rockets were built by slave labor in a giant mountain doom factory.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:10
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Many more o-rings than a government rocket
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Apr 20, 2023 15:10
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Rudeboy Detective posted:no other country makes such lavish fireworks to honor the loud  
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Apr 20, 2023 15:12
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pigz posted:Starship launch was A+, its absolutely ready to be loaded up with billionaires.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:15
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Durf posted:why is nobody signing up for my newsletter 'Old Man Complains' foxnews kinda cornered that market
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Apr 20, 2023 15:16
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trucutru posted:"a reminder this is a test flight... so there is always a chance something can go wrong" *Rocket explodes* (without missing a beat) "and that appears like the flight termination system has been activated" 
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Apr 20, 2023 15:16
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Elonious should get a Triumph for the incredibly successful rocket launch. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 20, 2023 15:17
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Well, that rocket certainly wasn't reusable. Was 3 pages behind, saw the reminder that the start was to be in about 40 minutes, opened my news page, was greeted by big header image of exploding musk-shroom cloud, lolling ever since. What a day.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:18
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Apr 20, 2023 15:19
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gotta hand it to him that was a really funny 4/20 joke.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:21
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i wonder if it's a good idea to slap a shitload of engines onto a rocket with the strategy of "well some probably won't work, but some of them might!" more moving parts and single points of failure is always good, right? trying 2 remember my rocketry coursework
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Apr 20, 2023 15:22
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SpaceX and Tesla FSD codebases finally merged with great success
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Apr 20, 2023 15:23
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explosion involved space launch
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Apr 20, 2023 15:23
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I like rockets that don't explode
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Apr 20, 2023 15:23
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https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1649046864531165189?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA
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Apr 20, 2023 15:29
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yes rockets are a new technology
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Apr 20, 2023 15:29
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1649046864531165189?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA jesus christ ian, 1) you didnt tag elon in your post 2) you only need to reply to elon himself not everything he is associated with, he wont see this get it together man
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Apr 20, 2023 15:32
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how they gonna reuse rockets if they blow up? anyone think of that? full self blowing up rockets
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Apr 20, 2023 15:32
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:there was a time when if a rocket failed, a man in a short-sleeved button up shirt and horn-rimmed glasses who speaks three words a year would be throwing a clipboard on the ground and everyone else in the control room would be terrified it was their fault
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Apr 20, 2023 15:33
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Dr. VooDoo posted:*SpaceX scientist watching rocket launch with clipboard. Circles “Rocket exploded”* This data is invaluable, wow
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Apr 20, 2023 15:33
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the starship rocket failure will provide important data, which will prevent this from happening agai [tweet cut short as my tesla slams into a fire truck at 60mph]
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Apr 20, 2023 15:34
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my goodreads review of the Black Book of Communism:
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Apr 20, 2023 15:38
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Elon Musk Ftw.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:42
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https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1649061401808506880
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Apr 20, 2023 15:45
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UFOTacoMan posted:how they gonna reuse rockets if they blow up? 
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Apr 20, 2023 15:46
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So I'm hearing that the rocket was supposed to explode. Checkmate, haters.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:55
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It was honestly interesting how the rocket hung together for so long despite the wild trajectory at the conclusion. I would like to see a 3-d representation of the actual flight path.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:55
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this would have been easy to not gently caress up for anyone that played even a little kerbal space program
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Apr 20, 2023 15:56
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Apr 20, 2023 15:56
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Admiral Ray posted:So I'm hearing that the rocket was supposed to explode. Checkmate, haters. July 1969: landing on the Moon a huge achievement for mankind April 2023: that the rocket even got an inch off the ground is a resounding success, praise be Elon
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Apr 20, 2023 15:57
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Yes, of course we just forgot to tell everyone it was scheduled to explode, as a way to ensure maximum confusion when it happened.
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Apr 20, 2023 15:58
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1649046161381273600 The way Elon is graded on a curve is amazing.
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