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OwlFancier posted:Do we not have our own bits of the true cross? Surely any self respecting monarchy should have one? Destroyed by Cromwell, I suspect.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Did people notice that the Pope had given GB/Charles (who knows which) a relic of the True Cross* that will be carried in the Coronation procession? You're all going to be force-Cath'ed at the moment of coronation, prepare your bodies
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Destroyed by Cromwell, I suspect. If your monarchy does not have enough bits of the true cross squirreled away to build a copy of the hms victory then I do not think it is legitimate.
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OwlFancier posted:Do we not have our own bits of the true cross? Surely any self respecting monarchy should have one? Pretty sure they have an original cricket bat that W.G. Grace used to spank Queen Victoria with... close enough. 
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Failed Imagineer posted:You're all going to be force-Cath'ed at the moment of coronation, prepare your bodies Chucks going to recite the Quaran and convert every Brit to the one true faith.
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keep punching joe posted:Chucks going to recite the Quaran and convert every Brit to the one true faith. If he did the coronation in his full sheikh outfit that would legit be very funny.
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feedmegin posted:Isn't it incredibly hard to find restaurant employees these days? people have mainly decided that working lovely hours and having to be nice to arseholes isn’t really worth doing for minimum wage so the hospitality sector has responded by crying all over the media rather than, for example, offering decent wages for the job
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OwlFancier posted:If he did the coronation in his full sheikh outfit that would legit be very funny. he is crowned alhamdulillah
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Arsenic Lupin posted:*aka some piece of wood no earlier than the medieval period My favourite religious bullshit is that there are FOUR heads of John the Baptist still revered today.
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happyhippy posted:My favourite religious bullshit is that there are FOUR heads of John the Baptist still revered today. I can see why he was so respected by his followers
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Well they said "Give me here John Baptist's head in a charger." so maybe it was one of those chargers that can fit four heads in it. Julio Cruz posted:so the hospitality sector has responded by crying all over the media rather than, for example, offering decent wages for the job
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Look, regardless of how you feel about the monarchy, it would really shatter Britain's standing on the world stage if Charles was to be attacked by vampires during the coronation so this is pretty sensible* If you staked a vampire with a piece of the Cross it would probably explode. Sweet
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The report will detail a huge list of abusive behaviour, but it won't use the magic word bullying so Raab gets to stay.
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Ctrl+f 'bullied' Enter 'proactively led' Replace All
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You might hope their lovely nazi march might wake a couple of people up who somehow missed that it's all the biggest dickheads in politics who are on their side.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Well this is a surprise (to me anyway) She's a baroness or something as well right? Surprising indeed
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happyhippy posted:Ctrl+f Also works for the kid named "Titan Invictus"  e: I wonder how is little titty doing. Private Speech fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Apr 20, 2023 |
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smellmycheese posted:Lol So far it's proving to be a 100% melt filter, with the exception of Stephen King who appears to have had a blue tick forced on him and is mildly puzzled
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1649147510525423626 Why would noted eccentric typewriter-fucker Stephen King have a typographic affectation online? 
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1649147510525423626 He's pacing the words for delivery or his finger is double tapping the spacebar due to anxiety.
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Just Another Lurker posted:He's pacing the words for delivery or his finger is double tapping the spacebar due to anxiety. Yeah he's just speaking in his authorial voice or whatever cause he submits manuscripts to editors double-spaced. It's dumb but hey he's earned the right. Also, what a genius brain move to make your subscription product into a mark of shame and cringe.. baffling
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Tesseraction posted:I like the theory I've seen posited that Musk specifically made King's account keep the checkmark entirely to humiliate him by implying he bought Twitter blue. I like the theory that I've just made up that King specifically made Musk into the world's biggest loser by tricking him into buying Twitter.
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OwlFancier posted:Pay musk money to make the blue tick go away No. 
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Failed Imagineer posted:You're all going to be force-Cath'ed at the moment of coronation, prepare your bodies So they will Actually be taking the Piss, not just figuratively..?
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crispix posted:drat if only there'd been an alternative to this shite at some point that the guardians could have got behind Don't expect anyone to have a full mental catalogue of who is good & bad at The Graun but for the avoidance of doubt, Frances Ryan is a good egg who has been a constant & important voice on behalf of people with disabilities, she's written an excellent book, Crippled: Austerity and the Demonization of Disabled People, & to this day still writes about the impact of the government's incredibly lax COVID guidelines on the most vulnerable. She's well worth reading, if you don't mind being reminded how loving bleak & pointlessly cruel this country is
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Julio Cruz posted:people have mainly decided that working lovely hours and having to be nice to arseholes isn’t really worth doing for minimum wage My point yeah. So unless cutting the staff meal comes with a big pay raise they're rather shooting themselves in the foot.
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smellmycheese posted:Poor Mick Already gone, whatever it was.
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