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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Offside by a fingernail lmao

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I love VAR it's vary good

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

maguire hasn't had the best match here

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
could have been a pen that

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

It’s infuriating how United just play more slowly when Maguire is on the pitch. It’s like he infects the other players with clod

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

worst part is i thought he had a decent one in manchester before someone blooted a ball directly into his enormous forehead causing it to go into his own goal

the sex ghost posted:

could have been a pen that

yeah ~*you see them given*~

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


That would have been a spicy golazzo

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Shrapnig posted:

It’s infuriating how United just play more slowly when Maguire is on the pitch. It’s like he infects the other players with clod

Don't know if the plan was to stand off them and slow the game down but Sevilla are just getting infinite time on the ball which seems counterproductive

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

i get the impression that manu just aren't coached very well for this match and that it's quite hot in sevilla

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
wtf is up with Owen Hargreaves accent?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Bardeh posted:

wtf is up with Owen Hargreaves accent?

He's a canadian welsh englishman who's lived a decade in germany

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bardeh posted:

wtf is up with Owen Hargreaves accent?

Canadian who grew up in Germany playing English

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Lolling but also ruefully shaking my head at the state of that

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I hope the away fans at least get to spend some time in the city

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

look, if ten hag is demanding it, you gotta give De Gea that new contract. He clearly deserves it and still has the ability to be a starter for several years

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


TheRat posted:

Maguire has three people closing him down, De Gea sees everything and then sends him a weak pass Maguire has to wait for. That's 100% on De Gea.

https://twitter.com/WlSE___/status/1649130918106263563

Honestly the speed of the pass seemed fine. It seems like Maguire asked for it, he definitely needed to just smash it and hope he gets it to get to air or deflect far enough.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


It's both of their faults

Edit: :eyepop:

Thanks Ants fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Apr 20, 2023

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

allison, ramsdale, ederson, steele, raya etc. would've passed it long or to AWB. It's De Gea complete lack of vision and passing ability that sells them

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
lol

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

yeah maguire wants the ball cos he's a moron but de gea passes the ball to him because he is also a moron. they need that to be a much firmer pass for maguire's plan to work, but it is also a pointlessly risky plan. maguire getting robbed once he gets that pass isn't something he can easily avoid, but they're both responsible for that situation arising to begin with

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Casemiro finding time for his favourite hobby

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
2 bad players

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Want west ham to win the conference league

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
hey all, mancchester united are poo poo, antony is bad, garnacho has a bowlcut

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


the sex ghost posted:

Want west ham to win the conference league

Is that so they have to play more games

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



drat, Rice just scored a nice goal

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

African AIDS cum posted:

hey all, mancchester united are poo poo, antony is bad, garnacho has a bowlcut

Yes

Thanks Ants posted:

Is that so they have to play more games

Yes but also because ive turned into my dad who always weirdly cared about English teams in euro competitions regardless of who they were

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


West Ham on a roll

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
looked it up, this Suso is the failed liverpool player from back in the day, not a guy with the same name or his son

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


l
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Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lmao amazing

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Fire De Gea into the loving sun holy poo poo

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
lmfao

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Proper clown car stuff

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

that was the funniest goal I've seen in a long time

actually laughed out loud

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Just popping in to say




















Pooshited

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
Even funnier than the OG off Maguire's giant head

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
i want some serious man U meltdowns with code tags and everything too bad this forum is too ironic now

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

pooma

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The goal would only be funnier if De Gea had come up for a last minute corner

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