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Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010


what a cuck

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
really makes all those now pay me 8 bucks tweets really fun

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Twitter right now is full of celebrities swearing they didint pay for the blue check they still got and small time influencers writing long "look I hate Elon Musk too, but..." posts to justify why they did pay for theirs

Its great

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
really big of the richest dude ever to give $8 to some other rich people

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

19 o'clock posted:

really big of the richest dude ever to give $8 to some other rich people

But he isn't.
Hes telling some employee to just flag their account with it. Costing zero unless you want to factor in the employee wage to do it, but that's getting paid if its done or not.

Question is has he flagged them for forever free, or just a few months, giving them a free taster like a dealer would.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1649178750482022400

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

WhyteRyce posted:

:lol: somehow Stephen King negotiated again down to $0

that's why he's the king baby

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
stephen king directed maximum overdrive a movie about killer cars

Quinch
Oct 21, 2008

is $2000 a share a market cap of 6.5 trillion or am I doing sums wrong like that just seems so evidently dumb

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
haha

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1649181726395052039?cxt=HHwWjsC9vduCieMtAAAA

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

god I hate him

Mr. Funktastic
Dec 27, 2012

College Slice

lol why would he admit this, he's such a loving loser

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Wow I'm shocked

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010


whats funny about this

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
does stephen king have to choke a bitch

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

whats funny about this

thats the joke... its not funny

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Mr. Funktastic posted:

lol why would he admit this, he's such a loving loser

Because he's a reply guy with an unending need of attention and validation.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005


wouldn't that count as impersonation, calling stephen king a subscriber when he's not and didn't give consent?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i never dreamed stephen king could be so powerful that elon musk would personally spend 8 dollars to try and gain his approval....

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

stephen king directed maximum overdrive a movie about killer cars

soundtrack entirely by ac/dc. it’s a good movie

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Mr. Funktastic posted:

lol why would he admit this, he's such a loving loser

He never considered the possibility that his ruse would be uncovered the second all of his goons bumrushed people who laughed at blue check marks “paying up”

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

whats funny about this

How pathetic they both are

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

whats funny about this

she gave money to elon

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Quinch posted:

is $2000 a share a market cap of 6.5 trillion or am I doing sums wrong like that just seems so evidently dumb

cathie wood wields the awesome predictive power of christ. do not doubt her.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

Oglethorpe posted:

wouldn't that count as impersonation, calling stephen king a subscriber when he's not and didn't give consent?

idk I think consent isnt going to matter with x the everything app
https://twitter.com/mikewyantjr/status/1648722966165716998?t=-wxCOMNOjJ4Ggobfpowx2g&s=19

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
dude sponsoring his detractors

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Regarde Aduck posted:

she gave money to elon

everyone in this thread is giving money to elon... they're just too scared to admit it

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
this thread loves twitter too much to not be subscribed to twitter blue and elon musks exclusive meme channel

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

im sure that will cause creators to rush in

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

19 o'clock posted:

dude sponsoring his detractors

thats called power...

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Giving free twitter blue to celebrities who have very publicly told you to each poo poo instead of paying for your garbage site is the weakest poo poo I have ever seen. Like buying cardboard standees of famous people to try and claim they’re coming to your party so other people will show up levels pathetic

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


what a pathetic simp :lol:

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Giving free twitter blue to celebrities who have very publicly told you to each poo poo instead of paying for your garbage site is the weakest poo poo I have ever seen. Like buying cardboard standees of famous people to try and claim they’re coming to your party so other people will show up levels pathetic

its actually the only time he has ever done something genuinely funny

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
elon musk sir you have inveted the red text but changed it into a blue checkmark

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


having the time of my life with a bunch of cool celebrities. They're all just out of frame, also on Twitter blue

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
i love twitter so much that i've paid for twitter blue for all of my friends

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

its actually the only time he has ever done something genuinely funny

Elon is only funny unintentionally. Never forget this banger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udxR5rBq_Vg

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Oglethorpe posted:

wouldn't that count as impersonation, calling stephen king a subscriber when he's not and didn't give consent?

I mean, Elmo has already violated the FTC consent decree in about a billion ways and doesn't care (yet), but it's probably a prohibited false and misleading business practice to wrongfully suggest the celebrities are paying for Blue and have verified their phone number and likely to get him sued by said celebrities by suggesting they are somehow endorsing his poo poo product by saying they are paid users that have trusted Twitter with their phone numbers when they aren't.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Dr. VooDoo posted:

https://twitter.com/matlakusa/status/1649121685772042250?s=20

It explains so much these mutants really think having the check mark makes them famous now

the top people were beheaded and the bottom guy got a sniper bullet in the brain

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