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IBroughttheFunk posted:Got an official count of 3: I'm gonna give ice t the benefit of the doubt that he wouldn't do something as cringey as pay for twitter blue
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Apr 21, 2023 02:39
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:oh man I had genuinely forgotten this guy existed, seeing this tweet was viscerally upsetting Was he somebody at some point? I feel like I know his name but I can't place it.
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Apr 21, 2023 02:40
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bigstupidjellyfish posted:I'm gonna give ice t the benefit of the doubt that he wouldn't do something as cringey as pay for twitter blue I mean, have you even ever seen SVU?
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Apr 21, 2023 02:40
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Rudeboy Detective posted:I mean, have you even ever seen SVU? Yeah, he says the name of some silly new drug every week and then the cops go chase the people with the silly drug. He makes it sound credibile because dude used to sell hand grenades.
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Apr 21, 2023 02:41
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Rudeboy Detective posted:I mean, have you even ever seen SVU? the show where he plays a very cool guy? yeah, I mighta heard of it!!
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Apr 21, 2023 02:42
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Zeroisanumber posted:Yeah, he says the name of some silly new drug every week and then the cops go chase the people with the silly drug. The kids called it "Gooning." It's when you go off by yourself in a dark hole and inject c-spam between your nostrils. Cartels invented it.
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Apr 21, 2023 02:44
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Zeroisanumber posted:Was he somebody at some point? I feel like I know his name but I can't place it. game theory guy
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Apr 21, 2023 02:44
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i 100% believe that elon is paying personally for those people he has a vendetta against to be verified, because there is a 0% chance he has the technical acumen to simply flag those accounts as verified in the system
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Apr 21, 2023 02:45
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paying for blue checks for his enemies is 100% the funniest thing Elon has ever done on purpose
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Apr 21, 2023 02:54
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i realize this will come with consequences and i accept that but i simply must point out to you that people are getting mad at elmo for not getting a blue check https://twitter.com/elmo/status/1649183409661440002?s=20
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Apr 21, 2023 02:57
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stephen king owned elon musk so hard that he's paying him to stick around lol
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Apr 21, 2023 02:57
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Man, you just know that Elon's DMs are full up with his sycophants all begging for their own special free account.
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Apr 21, 2023 03:01
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Rudeboy Detective posted:I mean, have you even ever seen SVU? I don't think he writes the scripts
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Apr 21, 2023 03:08
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1648895422591631360
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Apr 21, 2023 03:12
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Sisko would have shoved that checkmark up Elon’s sorry rear end. 
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Apr 21, 2023 03:14
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Hope Shatner dies soon
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Apr 21, 2023 03:15
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of course elon would pick kirk lmao
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Apr 21, 2023 03:18
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gently caress SNEEP posted:of course elon would pick kirk lmao funny tho that shatner has literally flown into space on Bezos' real billionaire penis shaped rocketship while Musk's Starship literally self destructed before exiting the atmosphere today. elon sucks at everything
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Apr 21, 2023 03:20
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Groveling for captain Kirk's attention while the real billionaires are going into space with him and your little cuck water tower rocket bursts into flames within swconds of launch. can't feel great.
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Apr 21, 2023 03:21
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get his rear end! (unironically)
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Apr 21, 2023 03:45
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Rudeboy Detective posted:The kids called it "Gooning." It's when you go off by yourself in a dark hole and inject c-spam between your nostrils. Cartels invented it. Real heads gently caress with goonmaxing
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Apr 21, 2023 03:50
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ScrubLeague posted:i 100% believe that elon is paying personally for those people he has a vendetta against to be verified, because there is a 0% chance he has the technical acumen to simply flag those accounts as verified in the system that would seem impossible but: https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/1649217342704955392?s=20 https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/1649218910112153600?s=20
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Apr 21, 2023 04:00
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He needs to make it possible for anyone to buy anyone else a blue check
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Apr 21, 2023 04:06
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Woke Mind Virus posted:He needs to make it possible for anyone to buy anyone else a blue check loving this lmao
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Apr 21, 2023 04:13
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Woke Mind Virus posted:He needs to make it possible for anyone to buy anyone else a blue check Tumblr already tried this, with hilarious results
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Apr 21, 2023 04:17
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you are all being very critical of the man who just delivered the worlds first multi-billion dollar explosion with 0 unregretted minutes
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Apr 21, 2023 04:17
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eh eh look at me im elon musk im blowing up my money
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Apr 21, 2023 04:23
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return 0 and 0 returns the elon musk biography
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Apr 21, 2023 04:23
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Woke Mind Virus posted:He needs to make it possible for anyone to buy anyone else a blue check Yes, but it should also let everybody know you're paying for them misers. https://twitter.com/oskararnarson/status/1649191571080790016
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Apr 21, 2023 04:25
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i talked to musk and he objected to sharing the details of who is paying for who because of the large amount of childrne he spoonsored for bleu because they needed extra long video clips
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Apr 21, 2023 04:27
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told my dentist im a musk whisperer and he just nodded lmao
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Apr 21, 2023 04:28
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:told my dentist im a musk whisperer and he just nodded lmao psa the dentist will give you less painkillers if they think you're a psycho because you said wild poo poo
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Apr 21, 2023 04:30
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:i talked to musk and he objected to sharing the details of who is paying for who because of the large amount of childrne he spoonsored for bleu because they needed extra long video clips what the gently caress?
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Apr 21, 2023 04:45
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trucutru posted:Yes, but it should also let everybody know you're paying for them misers. im a jaded dumb rear end who’s been on the internet for thirty years but even still I am consistently shocked at how stupid these people are
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Apr 21, 2023 04:45
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trucutru posted:Yes, but it should also let everybody know you're paying for them misers. this blue check stuff is just naked starfucking by the most pathetic people on or offline
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Apr 21, 2023 04:47
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bigstupidjellyfish posted:what the gently caress? eliza needed long testimonials from children she saved by having musk give them blue what's confusing about that
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Apr 21, 2023 04:48
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LGD posted:that would seem impossible but: "the extension i downloaded (that puts all the blue checkmarks back onto the verified accounts) was actually a bitcoin miner destroying my pc" has a non-zero chance of being posted on twitter this year
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Apr 21, 2023 04:59
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trucutru posted:Yes, but it should also let everybody know you're paying for them misers. Lol I am rooting for this to happen, it would be amazing
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Apr 21, 2023 05:16
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trucutru posted:Yes, but it should also let everybody know you're paying for them misers. https://twitter.com/oskararnarson/status/1641137610360868864?s=20
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the milk machine posted:jeffrey should make an ai from all the forums posts I do NOT grant permission for my posts to be duplicated, modified, or read for this or any other purpose.
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