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NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

OBAMNA PHONE posted:

I wish the cops would actually enforce the license plate fuckery that is getting worse by the day. Fake plates, expired temp paper plates, expired tabs, covers to make your plate illegible



Can you believe this guy was driving like a fuckwit?

Oh hey, I've seen that plate frame before.



Straight-on you can make out the #'s, but from an oblique angle and some glare, not so much (which is probably the point)

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a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

I just use a bike rack

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Powershift posted:

The horns are probably why the picture was taken.

That paint is loving mint though.

I didn’t even catch the horns!
The plate is probably because it’s on a tow hook mount, and that’s just where it tightened up. They probably thought it looked cool anyway.

Safety Dance posted:

It's offcenter because it's screwed into the towing eye, and it's diagonal probably as a holdover from body kits in the early 2000s.

There you go.
The fix, of course, would be a jam nut.

BuckyDoneGun posted:

Funny, I thought similar, obvious it would have to stick out way less, but this kinda sprung to mind:

(Most definitely not for this thread)

gently caress yeah, it’s the XJ-R! I love that truck. The fact that they not only clearance the OE straight front axle, but put a 10-degree vee in it for camber just tickles me.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



JDM TILT

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


"I need a new hood for my Toyota

I could build you one

"do you do bodywork?"

no, i build stoves.

"...."


honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

CaptainTofu posted:

Wrong thread and I'll gladly take a sixxer for it if thread disagrees. Minus the license plate mount, of course.

I have a BRZ and love it but the horns and plate and decal... It's not the worst but it's not awesome car stuff either.

:mediocre:

Is that a vote?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts

BuckyDoneGun posted:

Funny, I thought similar, obvious it would have to stick out way less, but this kinda sprung to mind:

(Most definitely not for this thread)

:mods:

seriously though what a perfect box

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

kastein posted:

I had no idea average dingus size was so small

Making guys think their dick is too small sure seems to be effective marketing.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I'm sure many of us have deviated slightly from the correct way of doing things but holy gently caress... :aaaaa:

https://twitter.com/wrenching_wench/status/1649052640905670660?t=PfeDPwG2VqAzrB5TkdNlAQ&s=19

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I'm sure many of us have deviated slightly from the correct way of doing things but holy gently caress... :aaaaa:

https://twitter.com/wrenching_wench/status/1649052640905670660?t=PfeDPwG2VqAzrB5TkdNlAQ&s=19

so IRL I volunteer fixing up donated bicycles and giving them back to people in the community who need them.

the attempt at repairs I have seen boggles the mind, and bikes are a hell of a lot simpler to work on than a car.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Watching The Sopranos for the first time and lolled at the scene where Tony gets a flat and changes a tire by just ... wrenching off the lug nuts with the car still on the road, not jacked up or anything

All that real-world research and a whole episode about verisimilitude in scriptwriting, and nobody on set piped up about how to change a tire?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Data Graham posted:

Watching The Sopranos for the first time and lolled at the scene where Tony gets a flat and changes a tire by just ... wrenching off the lug nuts with the car still on the road, not jacked up or anything

All that real-world research and a whole episode about verisimilitude in scriptwriting, and nobody on set piped up about how to change a tire?

Just wait till you see him try to avoid hitting a deer

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

Data Graham posted:

Watching The Sopranos for the first time and lolled at the scene where Tony gets a flat and changes a tire by just ... wrenching off the lug nuts with the car still on the road, not jacked up or anything

All that real-world research and a whole episode about verisimilitude in scriptwriting, and nobody on set piped up about how to change a tire?

How the hell do you get the lugnuts off your wheels??? Without an impact wrench if you try and break the lugs loose with the tires in the air you just spin the wheel on the axel?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Data Graham posted:

Watching The Sopranos for the first time and lolled at the scene where Tony gets a flat and changes a tire by just ... wrenching off the lug nuts with the car still on the road, not jacked up or anything

All that real-world research and a whole episode about verisimilitude in scriptwriting, and nobody on set piped up about how to change a tire?

It's been a long rear end time since I have seen Sopranos but I would like to think it was on purpose to demonstrate that Tony isn't really a practical person when it comes to real world problems.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
You can do it with air suspension right? I don't remember which car this was on but at least some Cadillacs of the era did have this.

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

I feel like the new "Civic with fart cannon" is a Golf GTI/R with a fart cannon and crackle tune. Is this a euro thing or is it the same in the US/elsewhere?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Cached Money posted:

I feel like the new "Civic with fart cannon" is a Golf GTI/R with a fart cannon and crackle tune. Is this a euro thing or is it the same in the US/elsewhere?

Golf r already has a fart cannon and crackle tune hth

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Hell yeah bro!! Make it sound like my car isn't running right, fuckin sykk!!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Its so god damned annoying.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Love when they have it set so it pops and bangs with the car not even hitting 3k RPM. It's the best thing ever.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

TheBacon posted:

How the hell do you get the lugnuts off your wheels??? Without an impact wrench if you try and break the lugs loose with the tires in the air you just spin the wheel on the axel?
Depends on whether that wheel is driven or a parking brake is set and the car is in gear/park

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Any car tuned to make noise is certainly driven by a complete fuckwit

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Cached Money posted:

I feel like the new "Civic with fart cannon" is a Golf GTI/R with a fart cannon and crackle tune. Is this a euro thing or is it the same in the US/elsewhere?

BMW 335 with straight pipes and a pop map that downshift from 5 to 1 every light for maximum effect.

It used to be 350Z's with giant single cans and really explosive flame tunes, but I'm wondering if those guys all blew up or crashed as I haven't seen many loud VQ motors as of late.

weg fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Apr 21, 2023

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Olympic Mathlete posted:

Love when they have it set so it pops and bangs with the car not even hitting 3k RPM. It's the best thing ever.

My mustang will overrun a bit if I downshift when it's not up to temperature but that's about it, once it's warm and changes to closed loop it doesn't burble or pop or anything. It is a little fun to give it just a bit of gas and then let off and listen to it do it when you pull away from a stop or going down a hill. By the time I've hit my 2nd stop sign in my neighborhood the block is warmed up anyway and it stops as long as it's above 60f outside.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Apr 21, 2023

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Humphreys posted:

It's been a long rear end time since I have seen Sopranos but I would like to think it was on purpose to demonstrate that Tony isn't really a practical person when it comes to real world problems.

Not that it matters but it was immaterial to the scene, there was no plot point around whether he successfully changed the tire or not, it was just a backdrop for the conversation he was having with his kid. A couple of camera cuts showed him moving the wrench and then the scene was over. If the purpose was to show he was doing stuff badly I'd think it would have ended with him struggling to yank the wheel off the hub with the entire weight of the SUV on it or something else with equal slapstick value

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Fifty Three posted:

Depends on whether that wheel is driven or a parking brake is set and the car is in gear/park

my car's parking brake only locks the rear wheels, which is kind of annoying when I swap the summer/winter tires out and I get to the fronts. Not world ending or anything, just drop the car slightly so it's touching enough to stop wheel spin, but still annoying compared to the rears.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

my car's parking brake only locks the rear wheels, which is kind of annoying when I swap the summer/winter tires out and I get to the fronts. Not world ending or anything, just drop the car slightly so it's touching enough to stop wheel spin, but still annoying compared to the rears.
Right yeah, sorry, I'm not aware of any cars where the parking brake locks all the wheels but I'm sure someone here can correct me on that. If the fronts are driven then you're still good if it's in gear.

... and now I'm remembering I should probably swap the summers back on (to my car that I've driven less than 1,000mi in the last year). :smithicide:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Fifty Three posted:

... and now I'm remembering I should probably swap the summers back on (to my car that I've driven less than 1,000mi in the last year). :smithicide:

I put my summers on last week when it was hitting the 80's.

Snow fell two days later.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Uthor posted:

I put my summers on last week when it was hitting the 80's.

Snow fell two days later.

same

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Uthor posted:

I put my summers on last week when it was hitting the 80's.

Snow fell two days later.

Same here, but I decided to wait. Was 90 a few days last week, and we have a chance of snow this weekend. Probably going to wait until first week of May to be safe.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

TheBacon posted:

How the hell do you get the lugnuts off your wheels??? Without an impact wrench if you try and break the lugs loose with the tires in the air you just spin the wheel on the axel?

I put the 4 way on the lug, hands at like 11 and 5, give it a hard quarter spin clockwise, then suddenly jerk counterclockwise as my hands reach roughly 10 and 4. Repeat for each lug. Basically use the inertia of the wheel and tire as an impact wrench in reverse. It'll break free all but the most stuck lug nuts.

You can do this tightening them most of the way as well if you're careful accelerating the wheel CCW since the lugs start out fairly loose. Just put a knee against it, tighten them gently in a star pattern, then repeat the previous inertia trick accelerating gently with the rotation directions reversed.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




or just break the nuts with the wheels on the ground

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
You're assuming a lot about my ability to remember to do that here. Normally I do, but sometimes I don't feel like fiddling with the jackstand and jack I already absentmindedly put under the car before breaking the lugs free.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Jonny Nox posted:

or just break the nuts with the wheels on the ground
i got chewed out in the shop for doing this and was told to lift the vehicle enough so the weight is off but the tire is still touching then loosen, something about bending studs. but I never listened to that on my own vehicle and just loosen them before i lift lol.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

ethanol posted:

i got chewed out in the shop for doing this and was told to lift the vehicle enough so the weight is off but the tire is still touching then loosen, something about bending studs. but I never listened to that on my own vehicle and just loosen them before i lift lol.

I never do that because there's a center extrusion that fits into a corresponding space where the center cap is on the rim; and going by what a ballbuster it was to get each wheel off that, it's handling all the load.

Speaking of that center extrusion, is it kosher to grease that so I don't give myself a hernia trying to get the wheel off next time?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Anyway the scene started with him spinning off an already-loosened nut in his fingers, and then starting on another one, so

I'm not buying any "dis is how we do it back in Sicily, home of the best cars, ya marone gabbagool"

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I never do that because there's a center extrusion that fits into a corresponding space where the center cap is on the rim; and going by what a ballbuster it was to get each wheel off that, it's handling all the load.

Speaking of that center extrusion, is it kosher to grease that so I don't give myself a hernia trying to get the wheel off next time?

That's a hub centric wheel.

And yes, not only is it okay you SHOULD put something on it. Make sure the surfaces are clean (wheel and hub) and spray it with something like fluid film. You want to make sure rust isn't building up there because it will screw with lug torque and cause problems down the line in addition to making it so you have to cow kick the wheels off every time.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Motronic posted:

That's a hub centric wheel.

And yes, not only is it okay you SHOULD put something on it. Make sure the surfaces are clean (wheel and hub) and spray it with something like fluid film. You want to make sure rust isn't building up there because it will screw with lug torque and cause problems down the line in addition to making it so you have to cow kick the wheels off every time.

thanks

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwwG_su6R_Y

Is a video but still solidly "terrible car stuff", youtuber who seemed to know his poo poo, and basically trades on being an old car guy who is something in the classic muscle scene massively misunderstands what the spring on the bottom of an oil filter is for, and assumes that the spring is for an oil filter bypass, and not the little flap valve in the bottom of the media. Proceeds to tell everyone that "yeah your car never filters any oil if you're at anything above idle".

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