The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

# ? Apr 21, 2023 02:51

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# ? May 29, 2024 07:50

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

i value my time at $5,000 an hour so here's a tweet that cost me $160

# ? Apr 21, 2023 03:02

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

More time at the end of my life? No thanks. I'm good with dying at noon, instead if living that extra 2 hours during which I can crap my pants just a few more times before going tits up.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 03:04

Tad Naff: Jul 8, 2004; _{I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!}

That ferry does not take 3+ hours, nor does it cost that much. That said, it's always the best choice to avoid BC Ferries if at all possible.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 03:06

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

koshmar posted:

AI was a mistake

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1649044739763712000?s=20

Handles being in a car crash better than Leno

# ? Apr 21, 2023 03:19

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

Captain Hygiene posted:

Sorry isn�t a sea plane and a ferry the same thing? Otherwise it wouldn�t really need to say anything. Feels made up to me.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 04:07

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Captain Hygiene posted:

Rich kids on coke

# ? Apr 21, 2023 04:24

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

SLOSifl posted:

Sorry isn’t a sea plane and a ferry the same thing? Otherwise it wouldn’t really need to say anything. Feels made up to me.

How dare you question one of the world's foremost sock magnates

# ? Apr 21, 2023 04:32

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Captain Hygiene posted:

Does anyone else value his time at 5k an hour? He must be pretty wealthy to make 200k a week. 10 million a year.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 04:54

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

I value my time at $5000 an hour so that when I get cranky at the dealership and they take too long to do my oil I'll send them an invoice for 1250 for wasting my time.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 05:03

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

Waltzing Along posted:

Does anyone else value his time at 5k an hour? He must be pretty wealthy to make 200k a week. 10 million a year.

he has to account for the loss of time in which he thinks about minor sleights with everything he does

# ? Apr 21, 2023 05:11

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Waltzing Along posted:

Does anyone else value his time at 5k an hour? He must be pretty wealthy to make 200k a week. 10 million a year.

the rich considere themselves so important that they do this to justify burning down the planet for a slightly more comfortable life.

we plebes get lovely paper straws, but to just think about regulating private jets and short domestic flights.

in short: skit med borgarna och hela j�velsamh�llet!

# ? Apr 21, 2023 07:29

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

No one got rich by being a nice person, it involves exploiting people for their brains and labour all the way down.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 07:34

Kit Walker: Jul 10, 2010; "The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

It is sometimes good to think of things in terms of the cost of lost time, but that tweet is definitely deranged. If you're making 10 million a year and crunching the cost-benefit analysis of everything in your life instead of just doing whatever feels the most fun, then you're a lunatic

# ? Apr 21, 2023 08:16

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

And a boring lunatic at that.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 08:46

Source of Happyness: Mar 2, 2007; you should come outside sometime, it is great out here

At those numbers I'm pretty sure he could have arranged a helicopter.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 13:23

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

# ? Apr 21, 2023 15:19

knuthgrush: Jun 25, 2008; Be brave; clench fists.

Tarquinn posted:

This is a pretty normal child's skull, right? Or are there usually less permanent teeth under there?

EDIT: maybe that's hyperdontia?

# ? Apr 21, 2023 15:27

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

knuthgrush posted:

This is a pretty normal child's skull, right? Or are there usually less permanent teeth under there?

EDIT: maybe that's hyperdontia?

Yes, it is a child's skull.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 15:30

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

knuthgrush posted:

This is a pretty normal child's skull, right? Or are there usually less permanent teeth under there?

EDIT: maybe that's hyperdontia?

yeah if this freaks you out, probably don't google "child skull teeth"

# ? Apr 21, 2023 15:31

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Kit Walker posted:

It is sometimes good to think of things in terms of the cost of lost time, but that tweet is definitely deranged. If you're making 10 million a year and crunching the cost-benefit analysis of everything in your life instead of just doing whatever feels the most fun, then you're a lunatic

I'll make purchasing decisions based on this sometimes.

$100 online or $85 dollars if I drive. But it's 30 miles away so 60 miles plus probably 90 mins of my time. That 60 miles is 2 gallons of gas: $10. So now the item is $95 and 90 mins of my time or $100 online.

The reality is I live in a poo poo location for shopping because I have to drive a bit to do pretty much anything.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 16:38

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Tarquinn posted:

Isn't that borat's brother? One of the "strange ones"?

# ? Apr 21, 2023 17:25

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

If it weren't for the teeth, child skulls would be perfectly wholesome.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:06

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/CaIhqiY.gifv

# ? Apr 21, 2023 18:58

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CaIhqiY.gifv

i love the Chemical Brothers' live visuals

# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:21

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Cartoon Man posted:

HOLY MIRACLE CONFIRMED! Jesus sighted sleeping on my floor. Come and see and maybe be HEALED BY HIS LOVE. Only $99 per righteous pilgrim!
#BLESSED

# ? Apr 21, 2023 19:35

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

All this talk about how valuable a rich person's time is and no one posted the chart.

See! They work harder than anyone!

# ? Apr 22, 2023 00:07

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

limp_cheese posted:

All this talk about how valuable a rich person's time is and no one posted the chart.

See! They work harder than anyone!

Translation:

Six hours of Jerkin it in the office alone and 49 hours of not doing anything of value to the company.

# ? Apr 22, 2023 00:13

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

You don't even need to translate it, the graph just straight-up has 20 hours blocked out for things that everyone outside the c-suite would be fired for claiming as a part of their official workday.

# ? Apr 22, 2023 00:30

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

Ghostlight posted:

You don't even need to translate it, the graph just straight-up has 20 hours blocked out for things that everyone outside the c-suite would be fired for claiming as a part of their official workday.

25, a lot of people don't get paid for their lunch break.

# ? Apr 22, 2023 00:32

Deadite: Aug 30, 2003; A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.

limp_cheese posted:

All this talk about how valuable a rich person's time is and no one posted the chart.

See! They work harder than anyone!

I like that the "Miscellaneous" is just stuff everyone else has to do outside of work. So it's really a breakdown of a CEO's 35-hour workweek.

# ? Apr 22, 2023 00:50

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

Deadite posted:

I like that the "Miscellaneous" is just stuff everyone else has to do outside of work. So it's really a breakdown of a CEO's 35-hour workweek.

Business meals as well. It's a 30 hour workweek.

# ? Apr 22, 2023 00:52

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Sitting in an conference room or on a call and periodically being an rear end in a top hat is a lot of work.

# ? Apr 22, 2023 00:54

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

18 hours meetings in a work week? Baby,

# ? Apr 22, 2023 01:02

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

6 hours working alone is shitpost on the toilet

# ? Apr 22, 2023 01:04

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Wait a minute that doesn't track. What I mean if you the ceo are spending less than 18h/w in meetings you are loving up don't you know how to delegate?

# ? Apr 22, 2023 01:04

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer