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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

mycomancy posted:

A pint's a pound the world around
A cubic foot of water weighs a little over 60 pounds

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Which is a thousand ounces.

Take that, metric.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Has somebody said crapitalism yet?

I feel like it'd be applicable right now

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

TontoCorazon posted:

Has somebody said crapitalism yet?

I feel like it'd be applicable right now

BREAKING: MAN ENDS GLOBAL CAPITALISM WITH ONE POST

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

You'd think a "pot" of something would be an easy thing to insert into the lexicon too.

a half gallon sounds like a lot of pot of I remember my seppo measurements right

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

an assful

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

hey dont post my address

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006


Butt-chugging is not an acceptable form of measurement

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


PostNouveau posted:

You'd think a "pot" of something would be an easy thing to insert into the lexicon too.

A pot is 285 ml (of beer).

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Tiggum posted:

A pot is 285 ml (of beer).

Pots are for slow drinkers. Schooies for the average bloke. Pints are for men.

Svensken
May 29, 2010

Coolness Averted posted:


the company slackbot will help you at your lowest

I thought 'guys' was similar to 'dude', in that they both have a gendered origin but have evolved to be (somewhat) gender neutral.

Either way, lmao

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Svensken posted:

I thought 'guys' was similar to 'dude', in that they both have a gendered origin but have evolved to be (somewhat) gender neutral.

Either way, lmao

Guyx

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Svensken posted:

I thought 'guys' was similar to 'dude', in that they both have a gendered origin but have evolved to be (somewhat) gender neutral.

Either way, lmao

Picture a man walking down the street with his friend. The man sees a group of attractive women walking down the other side of the street.

The man says to his friend "hey look at those attractive dudes across the street".

Yeh nah.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Context is important.

There's "man" as in humanity in general, and there's "man, what are you even talking about?", and there's "watch that man"

There's "dudes, what's next?", there's "yo dude what was that?", there's "I gently caress dudes"

Fellas, is the indistinct gendering of English nouns a problem?

Personally I just use neutrals unless it's relevant, y'all.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
i've started calling my male friends my gals, my bitches, in 20 years we'll have the whole thing worked out

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
so it's gay to gently caress gals and it's straight to gently caress dudes??

the woke mind virus has gone too far

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Mola Yam posted:

so it's gay to gently caress gals and it's straight to gently caress dudes??

the woke mind virus has gone too far

I always gotta remind people that if you kiss a guy you're kissing all the girls they ever kissed so it's the straightest possible thing you can kiss, but if you kiss a girl you're kissing all the guys they ever kissed so it's real gay.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Shame Boy posted:

I always gotta remind people that if you kiss a guy you're kissing all the girls they ever kissed so it's the straightest possible thing you can kiss, but if you kiss a girl you're kissing all the guys they ever kissed so it's real gay.

by that logic arent u also kissing all the guys the girls the guy kissed ever kissed

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

blatman posted:

by that logic arent u also kissing all the guys the girls the guy kissed ever kissed
Yeah but every step only counts as the square root

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Mola Yam posted:

so it's gay to gently caress gals and it's straight to gently caress dudes??

the woke mind virus has gone too far

A woman's perspective: definitely too far!

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

FFT posted:

Yeah but every step only counts as the square root

ahh the inverse square law of the work mind virus propagation

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

FFT posted:

Yeah but every step only counts as the square root

This dude gets how smooching works in 3D space

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

We need to make it gay to love your wife and straight to gently caress your homies again.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWjggPP_0TE

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


just guys being dudes

Verus
Jun 3, 2011

AUT INVENIAM VIAM AUT FACIAM
literally rofllmaoing at anyone whose second person plural pronoun isn't "you guys"

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Verus posted:

literally rofllmaoing at anyone whose second person plural pronoun isn't "you guys"

youz guys

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Yinz chaps

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
"guys is gender neutral" is 99% guys saying it

for future reference, anytime I use the word it is derogatory

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

hi just checking in real quick is capitalism still the most effective system for the allocation of limited resources???

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Ornery and Hornery posted:

hi just checking in real quick is capitalism still the most effective system for the allocation of limited resources???

A numba 1 baby

Verus
Jun 3, 2011

AUT INVENIAM VIAM AUT FACIAM

tokin opposition posted:

"guys is gender neutral" is 99% guys saying it


outing yourself as a filthy westerner or southerner speedrun new world record


now let's go tell all the scary brown people to degenderfy their languages, that'll get results

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Verus posted:

outing yourself as a filthy westerner or southerner speedrun new world record


now let's go tell all the scary brown people to degenderfy their languages, that'll get results

:ok:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
men is also gender neutral because gender isn't real

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

men is also gender neutral because gender isn't real

i remember gender being extremely real when I was a kid.

This is another berenstain / beranstein time wave function collapse, isn't it?

Verus
Jun 3, 2011

AUT INVENIAM VIAM AUT FACIAM
he/she/it/they are extremely problematic pronouns because they do not properly distinguish between proximate and obviative third persons

therefore, we have no choice but to replace them with the following paradignadnkaskdkasjfmkmk

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

if people understand what you mean then you are doing language ok

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

tokin opposition posted:

"guys is gender neutral" is 99% guys saying it

for future reference, anytime I use the word it is derogatory

I have never heard anyone but women say "guys is gender neutral" here.

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