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my bony fealty posted:I wish someone would give me an orb thanks to years of metamaterials research we now have that technology  https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/p/fado-table-lamp-white-70096377/
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Apr 21, 2023 13:46
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that orb is imperfect a damned imposter orb
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Apr 21, 2023 13:50
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to be fair its only 30 dollars what do u expect
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Apr 21, 2023 13:50
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the allegory of the orb
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Apr 21, 2023 14:15
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computer, orb, smooth
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Apr 21, 2023 15:21
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My orb mother didn't love me.
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Apr 21, 2023 15:23
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O.R.B. Orbs R Beautiful
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Apr 21, 2023 15:29
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Turtle Watch posted:“You’re obviously not a skin man,” Trump said. He later reiterated the point, pounded the table and said, “which is okay.” He added, “I wish I wasn’t.” 
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Apr 21, 2023 15:36
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This video is from 2013, interesting how little attention it's gotten until recently. https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/12u31nk/congresswoman_darlene_hooley_why_are_ufos/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0EKqL1l96s quote:Congresswoman Darlene Hooley asks for an explanation as to why the intelligence behind UFOs would be disabling our nuclear weapons. Also hearty lol at confirmation of Space Force at least 4 years prior to Tlonp announcing it.
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Apr 21, 2023 16:38
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pretty sure hes not confirming the existence of the breakaway civilization hes just repping the x-37b and its cousins
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Apr 21, 2023 16:44
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quote:Captain Bruce Fenstermacher supports Captain Salas's theory that the entities are trying to warn us of the dangers of nuclear weapons. He then goes on to propose information about extraterrestrials be released to the public only if the entities are benign. ah. encouraging that this happened in 2013 and information was not released to the public
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Apr 21, 2023 16:51
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Jazerus posted:ah. encouraging that this happened in 2013 and information was not released to the public lmao, I totally glossed over that part. 
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Apr 21, 2023 16:58
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To be fair, all it takes to qualify as not benign is saying "please stop murdering your citizens before we help you"
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Apr 21, 2023 17:01
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Art Bell '... That show an object behind Halle Bopp that is not natural. It is indeed controlled by some intelligence. Work is on the way to decode this intelligence. All of us, including myself, have our necks out on the line with this one." Oh no danger Art turn back danger turn back ribbit danger
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Apr 21, 2023 17:01
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:To be fair, all it takes to qualify as not benign is saying "please stop murdering your citizens before we help you" Or in the case of the global south, "please stop helping your citizens before we murder you"
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Apr 21, 2023 17:05
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ooh, some big time intel sucky-fucky going on this weekend https://news.yahoo.com/air-force-in...uiwKuoddSetEjly e: https://twitter.com/Debriefmedia/status/1649436477951029249?s=20 Good Soldier Svejk has issued a correction as of 17:24 on Apr 21, 2023 |
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Apr 21, 2023 17:17
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Lampsacus posted:Art Bell '... That show an object behind Halle Bopp that is not natural. It is indeed controlled by some intelligence. Work is on the way to decode this intelligence. All of us, including myself, have our necks out on the line with this one." lol that’s a fun series of episodes that somehow no one got in any trouble over
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Apr 21, 2023 17:33
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wright-patrerson huh dont they canonically have some things in the basement there?
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Apr 21, 2023 17:35
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The Saucer Hovers posted:wright-patrerson huh P sure we saw some flying between the downed (?) Lake Huron thingy and there
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Apr 21, 2023 17:57
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Plus it's the government those fuckers don't work on a friday, let alone over the weekend, unless it's something juicy
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Apr 21, 2023 18:11
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ill never forget the time anthony bragalia got ahold of some young, credulous secretary at wright-patterson who actually went around asking "EYYO WE GOT UFOS HERE OR WHAT??" for a day or two. i bet she lost her job 
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Apr 21, 2023 18:15
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SKULL.GIF posted:This video is from 2013, interesting how little attention it's gotten until recently. First contact ends up just being Radar trying to take our dangerous toys away before we kill ourselves, and we respond by trying to kill them and steal their poo poo.
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Apr 21, 2023 18:16
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panspermia is real and there is an unfortunate twist, it was aimed and we are just cattle being raised for consumption. leaked intel says the aliens waited until we hit 8 billion and now are initiating the next steps in their process the orb is a meat inspection craft to see how juicy we are
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Apr 21, 2023 18:16
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Plus it's the government can confirm
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Apr 21, 2023 18:19
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radar im ready for it, cull me
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Apr 21, 2023 18:31
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It's a cookbook! 
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Apr 21, 2023 18:47
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Asimov's explanation for the only human galaxy was that earth had a very rare amount of background radiation that both stimulated mutations while not completely cooking the dna, so even if other planets were available to be seeded and seemingly had all the ingredients for life only earth could create it, like goldilocks zone +1
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Apr 21, 2023 18:53
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woowoo theory incoming what if these beings (if they are beings and not just some weird natural phenomenon) came to the same conclusions as our mystics: that all the form and formlessness (spaciousness) in the universe is of the same source, the same being, and that life is the beautiful celebration of that being coming into conscious, and eventually self-aware form. They'd see all life as absolutely precious and worth keeping alive until evolution brings a higher awareness into the species and that species can keep itself alive through not being ignorant, violent fools.
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Apr 21, 2023 18:58
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yeah the oo fos and oo aps are aliens. nuts and bolts alien guys that look like radar. I am ready to go live on their planet, eat their food, really see what it’s like on mars or whatever. i bet there’s also tiny dinosaur animals that aliens keep as pets and you could visit Planet X the secret planet that the aliens come from and take a little dino pet home to live on earth I also think that if the aliens knew that there were cool people on earth like the people in the cspam ufo thread, they would make contact with us. we could even promise to keep it a secret
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Apr 21, 2023 19:05
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1648652639909863426?s=20 Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but once again, it isn't aliens.
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Apr 21, 2023 19:09
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Turtle Sandbox posted:Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but once again, it isn't aliens. 
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Apr 21, 2023 19:10
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Turtle Sandbox posted:Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but once again, it isn't aliens. lol lmao, even
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Apr 21, 2023 19:10
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someone hasn't pondered the orb
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Apr 21, 2023 19:12
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Turtle Sandbox posted:Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but once again, it isn't aliens. of course its not aliens its space aliens
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Apr 21, 2023 19:13
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the orb video is the most impressed I've been by UFO footage. you can practically reach out and caress the smooth, beautiful alien tech
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Apr 21, 2023 19:16
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Turtle Sandbox posted:Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but once again, it isn't aliens. i can tell how much you hate it
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Apr 21, 2023 19:18
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every time they shut off our nuclear weapons, the wall gets 2 feet higher!! 
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Apr 21, 2023 19:19
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tbh I'm a reductionist until the bitter end. the amount of fraudsters, hoaxes, mass hysteria and dead-ends over the decades has convinced me that most explanations are mundane, with occasional (or rare) strong possibilities of the objects being unknown earthly tech one time I was car camping in the desert and I woke up at 4am to a spidery looking craft about half the size of a car looming above me and slowly passing. it left me shook for half a day. then I did my homework and found pictures of GPS or photography drones, one of those, and yeah that was it for sure.
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Apr 21, 2023 19:25
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well wrap it up ufoailures
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Apr 21, 2023 19:29
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a goon saw a drone
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