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Plant MONSTER. posted:Been on my mind as well. I had a big Norwegian elk hound pin me down when I was a toddler. He never bit me but that dog gave me hell every single time.
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Oh, I pet her plenty. I'm about to head over for a short shift and I'm for sure gonna lie on the floor for her big hello first thing. I cannot overstate how sweet she is. I think she's my favorite (extant  ) doggy.
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Ibram Gaunt posted:Will never understand how someone can get so ridiculously anti dog. Even my friend who was injured severely by a dog as a little kid and it left him with lifelong trauma that makes him uncomfortable to be around dogs even completely harmless ones, has never talked about wanting to beat a dog with a brick or whatever lol. I think it's often less anger towards dogs specifically and more anger towards anything that they can't control or won't show them proper deference. Cop attitude.
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So you're waiting for a bus on a foggy morning and next thing you know two Rottweilers come up to you, start barking and jump up on you (but not, like, their full weight and force). Do you: A) get out your sunglasses, announce "play time is over" and find the nearest brick B) make no acknowledgement, ignore them and in a minute or two they will get bored, walk away, and you'll never see them again
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B) but mostly because in that scenario, their owners would be the type to open fire on you if you tried to pet their fogs while they're on you
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Or I'd get my sexy stripper wife who is into me to save me
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Tokyo Sexwale posted:So you're waiting for a bus on a foggy morning and next thing you know two Rottweilers come up to you, start barking and jump up on you (but not, like, their full weight and force). Do you: C) throw the lasagna I was taking on the bus to the strip club in one direction and run away in the other direction
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Plant MONSTER. posted:B) but mostly because in that scenario, their owners would be the type to open fire on you if you tried to pet their fogs while they're on you had no idea where the dog's owners were and they didn't have collars, it was a very ftw situation vyelkin posted:C) throw the lasagna I was taking on the bus to the strip club in one direction and run away in the other direction yep, this imo
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I think it's often less anger towards dogs specifically and more anger towards anything that they can't control or won't show them proper deference. Cop attitude.
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Ibram Gaunt posted:Will never understand how someone can get so ridiculously anti dog. Even my friend who was injured severely by a dog as a little kid and it left him with lifelong trauma that makes him uncomfortable to be around dogs even completely harmless ones, has never talked about wanting to beat a dog with a brick or whatever lol.
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Apr 21, 2023 17:59
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B33rChiller posted:Dogs are way more subservient than cats though. My little dudes sass me off all the time, and pets and cuddles are strictly on their terms. You can tell a dog what to do. Good luck telling a cat anything. depends on the dog. some breeds are closer to cats and will want interaction when they decide. chihuahuas are super independent in my experience and mine just decides to hang out in another room some days.
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how I feel about animals depends on the type of debris im surrounded by. dont put me, cobblestones, and a bird in the same area i'll tell you that much
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:how I feel about animals depends on the type of debris im surrounded by. dont put me, cobblestones, and a bird in the same area i'll tell you that much im sorry you got curbstomped by that sparrow one sunny spring morn
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Yeah you fuckin with some strip club lasagna.
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Famethrowa posted:depends on the dog. some breeds are closer to cats and will want interaction when they decide. chihuahuas are super independent in my experience and mine just decides to hang out in another room some days.
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B33rChiller posted:Sounds like some good dogs. 12/10 sometimes I'll walk by the room she's nested in and she'll see me and roll over wagging for some belly scratches 
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dope dogs, and cool cats
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I've had dogs chase me like for a few blocks before and I prefer cats hands down but like lol why would 1. Have vivid fantasies of hurting dogs specifically and 2. Post through said fantasies. I think wanting to hurt animals is like a Whole Thing in diagnosing literal phychopaths right, like the big sign of one early on is hurting animals? I don't want to armchair this guy, he might Just be weird, but there is a Possibility.
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Apr 21, 2023 18:31
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sure is but, uh, mind telling us more about juicing “kittens”
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NoiseAnnoys posted:sure is but, uh, mind telling us more about juicing “kittens” that's how we zoomers refer to banning your ex-e-girl from your friends-only discord server
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NoiseAnnoys posted:sure is but, uh, mind telling us more about juicing “kittens” For legal reasons, no. Please contact my case lawyer for further inquiry.
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KittenJucerSupreme posted:I've had dogs chase me like for a few blocks before and I prefer cats hands down but like lol why would 1. Have vivid fantasies of hurting dogs specifically and 2. Post through said fantasies. I think wanting to hurt animals is like a Whole Thing in diagnosing literal phychopaths right, like the big sign of one early on is hurting animals? I don't want to armchair this guy, he might Just be weird, but there is a Possibility.
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C’mon, buddy, we’ve all juiced kittens before. It’s just the price you pay to be competitive in professional kitten sports Edit: did you see the last Kitten bowl? Not a single one of those guys was free from some sort of PED, whether a booster or a steroid or just old fashioned nip it’s the nature of the sport these days skeleton warrior fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 21, 2023 |
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Apr 21, 2023 18:46
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Juicing kittens is what you do after you've finished the bonsai process
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The rumors of me being the famous Kansas City Kitten Killer are highly exagerated and I'm not sure what about my posts would imply otherwise or inspire these hurtful jokes.
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Apr 21, 2023 18:53
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Yes, making jokes about animal abuse is surely going to go well for you, rereg.
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Apr 21, 2023 18:54
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:Yes, making jokes about animal abuse is surely going to go well for you, rereg. Hey do you know of a place that combines an animal shelter, handwriting school, brothel, and italian restaurant? I'd like a place to read 9 Chickweed Lane in peace. Thanks in advance!
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KittenJucerSupreme posted:Hey do you know of a place that combines an animal shelter, handwriting school, brothel, and italian restaurant? I'd like a place to read 9 Chickweed Lane in peace. Thanks in advance! you sick gently caress!!!!!!!!!!
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KittenJucerSupreme posted:The rumors of me being the famous Kansas City Kitten Killer are highly exagerated and I'm not sure what about my posts would imply otherwise or inspire these hurtful jokes. Go away Hot Diggity! fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Apr 21, 2023 |
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 this dog wants everyone 2 chill out a bit!!Endorph posted:its 'actually hurting animals for real and not feeling any emotion about it.' just thinking about it could be smth like intrusive thoughts which are an entirely different psychological problem. But it must be stressed one doesn't usually post their intrusive thoughts burn the whitehouse for everyone to read and see.
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KittenJucerSupreme posted:Hey do you know of a place that combines an animal shelter, handwriting school, brothel, and italian restaurant? I'd like a place to read 9 Chickweed Lane in peace. Thanks in advance! Post on your main. Or better yet not at all.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Post on your main. Or better yet not at all. You caught me red handed Detective Van Goatse- I'm actually a rereg of Iron Crowned and I built this elaborate persona so I could channel my murder fantasies through jokes about cats instead. But your meddling ruined my plans! Curse you Detective Goatse! You've not seen the last of me!
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yeah, post through it
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KittenJucerSupreme posted:You caught me red handed Detective Van Goatse- I'm actually a rereg of Iron Crowned and I built this elaborate persona so I could channel my murder fantasies through jokes about cats instead. But your meddling ruined my plans! Curse you Detective Goatse! You've not seen the last of me! Please stop.
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KittenJucerSupreme posted:You caught me red handed Detective Van Goatse- I'm actually a rereg of Iron Crowned and I built this elaborate persona so I could channel my murder fantasies through jokes about cats instead. But your meddling ruined my plans! Curse you Detective Goatse! You've not seen the last of me! Posting like this ftw
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mentally ill reregs ftw
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