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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
apparently I was following tucker carlson? I am extremely sure I did not do that

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


this fits the situation 1:1 it’s amazing lol

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



WHY AM I IN THE SATIRE UNIVERSE

aRudeTeen
Jul 13, 2003

Consummate Professional posted:

apparently I was following tucker carlson? I am extremely sure I did not do that

You followed him because you love him and you love his posts

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1649466919781539859


thought about this months ago

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

that is insanely pathetic

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://twitter.com/RGVaerialphotos/status/1649497824457904129

elon destroyed a highway yesterday as well

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

thank you, sir!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/unrocket/status/1649425500526329863?s=20

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Last Chance posted:

this fits the situation 1:1 it’s amazing lol

It even has Elon's hair correct.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

lmao

he's a human wrecking ball.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

had this book as a kid. ncredible.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Blue checks are like a Faustian chorus of the damned.

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Lmao

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
lmao
https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1649515771909885953?s=20

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
lol

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

lmao save them from your own actions?!

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760?lang=en

Blocking the blue is going to kill twitter

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

he’s going to make it so only twitter blue users can block anyone

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
https://twitter.com/SarahBCalif/status/1649258248330174464

LGD
Sep 25, 2004



not linking directly b/c I think SA still frowns on inline pornographic videos + I fully expect it to get nuked, but can confirm that it is indeed what it says on the tin

only good argument for blue I've seen yet

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

I loved the SA Super Hornio thread years ago. That reminds me, I heard the Hulk Hogan meat shoe actually existed? Can anyone confirm?


In another reality one of those support pillars snapped and Starship tipped and launched into Texas proper? Imagine the data..

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

I wish elon would blow up some more rockets

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Last Chance posted:

he’s going to make it so only twitter blue users can block anyone

I'm genuinely surprised this hasn't happened yet. Now that only Twitter Blue people have checkmarks, it makes it so much easier to just block anyone with it.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lmao i bet if he sees blue checks that he bankrolled try to deactivate he'll take over the account and do some markov bot poo poo with the user's previous posts to make it look like they still use twitter

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
He will simply disable the cancel subscription button for Blue subscribers.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://twitter.com/_mgde_/status/1649500083459706894

lol he melted his launch gantry

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
nasa has planned for him to launch 5 of these things in order to land men on the moon again

lmao

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol he melted his launch gantry

I think you mean it did not meet its most ambitious goal of staying solid.

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Scott Forstall posted:

like herpes, you can never really be cured of Twitter Blue.

A modern day scarlet letter

Kunster
Dec 24, 2006

spanky the dolphin posted:

I loved the SA Super Hornio thread years ago. That reminds me, I heard the Hulk Hogan meat shoe actually existed? Can anyone confirm?

The Hulk Hogan shoes were from a comedy sketch, which later on the op confirmed that's where they remembered it from.

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004



nevermind, the fearless truth speaker of our generation has a blue check, theyre cool and good, update your talking points accordingly.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

spanky the dolphin posted:

I loved the SA Super Hornio thread years ago. That reminds me, I heard the Hulk Hogan meat shoe actually existed? Can anyone confirm?


BEHOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XQMcSZHwVs
it was a case of scrambled memories.

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
This tapeworm isn't gonna wipe my rear end for me, pleb

https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1649372549115936768

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

some kinda jackal posted:

He will simply disable the cancel subscription button for Blue subscribers.

ah the NYT strategy

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
this is super funny. It’s not Jeremy Renner app funny but it’s getting up there.

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MuffinsAndPie
May 20, 2015


It makes me wonder if Musk'll ban dril at some point after getting mad at one of his tweets

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