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phobo posted:Literally admitting they're full of poo poo. Not anymore! He’s 7 rolls of toilet paper lighter.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:21
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Apr 21, 2023 22:26
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Following a click-thru on one of these: so Elon is comping Stephen King's blue-check? He should just refuse to ever tweet again.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:29
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a good ending to the story
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Apr 21, 2023 22:31
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lol comping a bunch of celebs twitter blues against their will and the only one that thanks you is Shatner's chud daughter
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Apr 21, 2023 22:32
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Following a click-thru on one of these: so Elon is comping Stephen King's blue-check? He should just refuse to ever tweet again. Elon is going to take over his account "This is Stephen King. I love Elon. If Grimes wasn't so in love with him I'd marry him" Elon: "Thanks Stephen, you're right, Grimes does love me  "
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Apr 21, 2023 22:33
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Very funny seeing all the blue checks in the replies offering to pay for him, dragging him because it's $8, or suggesting they're better because they have checks. Replies to tweets really are somehow far more insufferable now.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:36
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explosivo posted:Very funny seeing all the blue checks in the replies offering to pay for him, dragging him because it's $8, or suggesting they're better because they have checks. Replies to tweets really are somehow far more insufferable now. 
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big nipples big life posted:
Of all the spite twitter blues he's given out, Mush somehow doesn't do it for the one account where it'd actually be a somewhat funny.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:41
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That guy’s tweets look like Tony Hawk’s
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Apr 21, 2023 22:42
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https://twitter.com/Trillburne/status/1649512418148745216?s=20 lol
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Apr 21, 2023 22:43
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How much could a monogrammed coffee cost? 8 dollars? 50 dollars for a weed you say?
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Apr 21, 2023 22:45
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I'm a lame-o who hasn't ever smoked weed but $50 a day seems like a lot.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:45
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50 bucks a day on weed..what the heck
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lol if you're smoking $50/day worth of weed you either have a very serious problem or are a very serious mark
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Apr 21, 2023 22:46
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That dude’s dealer is absolutely ripping him off something fierce
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Apr 21, 2023 22:47
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Consummate Professional posted:50 bucks a day on weed..what the heck Rookie numbers.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:47
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might as well be smoking gold foil
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Apr 21, 2023 22:47
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it's probably black rifle weed where you pay 50 bucks for a dime of ditch weed to own the libs.
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elin gets high af every night and laughs so hard at 15 year old family guy episodes that he shits his racing car bed then he gets up and starts tweeting again
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Apr 21, 2023 22:48
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CONSERVATIVE WEED! THE ONLY WEED FOR OUR KIDS!
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Skunny Wundy posted:https://twitter.com/ericpartmouth/status/1649520497510498304?s=61&t=WlEC6fJ3fHrYorloP0byWA wtf is happening to jerrys arm
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Apr 21, 2023 22:51
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snoop smokes way more than $50 a day and he can afford to pay elon for a checkmark!!
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it's...guys hear me out...it's almost like these people have some sort of other way to get self esteem. like they don't need outside validation from a website. like they feel like they've done something with their life and don't need constant validation from squeaky voiced teens and wannabe pick up artists. then there's elon.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:54
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He appears to think that people pay for a Starbucks coffee for the express purpose of having their name written on it. Not that having the name on it is a step in verifying your order.
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Apr 21, 2023 23:05
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I go into Starbucks and tell them my name is Donald Trump and cause a scene until they admit they've been owned.
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Kibayasu posted:I'm a lame-o who hasn't ever smoked weed but $50 a day seems like a lot. I have chronic pain and basically if I'm not at work, going to work in a few hours, or need to drive somewhere I'm high, and I don't spend $50 a week
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pacerwpg posted:He appears to think that people pay for a Starbucks coffee for the express purpose of having their name written on it. Not that having the name on it is a step in verifying your order. Well I mean they don’t understand a lot of things Like the check was for people already important, not a vehicle to make people important
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Skunny Wundy posted:https://twitter.com/ericpartmouth/status/1649520497510498304?s=61&t=WlEC6fJ3fHrYorloP0byWA Just like real life, the only one in this comic with the blue check is the lovely racist.
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Apr 21, 2023 23:11
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This is all getting out of hand What do these people think Twitter is for? It's not that mad Chinese social credit score thing... (Which was scaremongering anyway I think)
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Apr 21, 2023 23:13
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Twitter Blue defenders are just so breathtakingly stupid. It's like they've thought about this for a negative amount of time.
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Apr 21, 2023 23:22
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MrQwerty posted:lol if you're smoking $50/day worth of weed you either have a very serious problem or are a very serious mark Blue checkmark, so
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Hammerite posted:wtf is happening to jerrys arm
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Genpei Turtle posted:Just like real life, the only one in this comic with the blue check is the lovely racist. 
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Twitter Blue defenders are just so breathtakingly stupid. It's like they've thought about this for a negative amount of time. first they hated the people with blue checks for being elitist and now they hate the people without blue checks for being elitist. It’s safe to assume these people have never had a non-stupid thought in their lives
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Honestly they're gonna run basically everyone off the platform then get bored and start infighting soon Good. The chuds fighting themselves fuels my soul. Paracausal posted:loving nuke from orbit Deptfordx posted:I assume she's an Elf because even in this guys Fantasy he can't imagine an actual human woman being interested in him. I like how she looks like she's drawing back from him in concern, much like anyone would from the person who runs that account. explosivo posted:Ella's just following orders God drat. BRB, I've got a Twitter reply to make. Saltpowered posted:You missed the best part. The clickthrough: That's amazing! So, just to be clear: the fluid that your body produces by washing away toxins, is actually a miracle liquid that cures everything? So why does it leave your body if it's the perfect cure-all for everything? Why is it pee, and not, you know, in your bloodstream already? e: f,b Also: I mean, doesn't the fact that people WILL pay that for other stuff, and not $8 for Twitter Blue, I don't know, *tell you something about how Twitter Blue is valued*? Also, this reply describes it very eloquently, I think: https://twitter.com/KristerJohnson/status/1649183636833574914
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poisonpill posted:I didn’t know it was possible for someone to be so owned. I never knew it could reach these levels The only people on the planet not owning Musk right now are his children and that's because they're too busy disowning him.
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Genpei Turtle posted:Just like real life, the only one in this comic with the blue check is the lovely racist. 
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Kingo Ligma posted:The only people on the planet not owning Musk right now are his children and that's because they're too busy disowning him. I'll give Elon this: unlike Trump, his kids seem to have turned out right.
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