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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Cartoon Man posted:

It’s time to talk with my doctor about dyslexia.

Lysdexia

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I was thinking more along the lines of dylsexia.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NbqSIl9vR4

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I just realized, is J. Crew an abbreviation of Jacking (off) Crew??

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Chrpno posted:

I just realized, is J. Crew an abbreviation of Jacking (off) Crew??

If your crew isn't jacking off, why even have a crew in the first place?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Mr. Sunshine posted:

If your crew isn't jacking off, why even have a crew in the first place?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAeUJ3h66iw

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I work for a tile company and was trying to figure out how the joint was going to work in this backsplash tile we just got, and I started laughing when I looked at it the first time.

AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 15:26 on Apr 19, 2023

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is your company name Artistic D?

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I see what you dicked there.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Karate Bastard posted:

Is your company name Artistic D?

Now I kind of wish it was, but no that’s just the logo on my blotter.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I like that the D has a peehole

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

From the street food thread.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

https://streamable.com/wj4tju

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Cy8LFGq.mp4

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


Got my friend's dog a rubber bone toy, and for some reason she carried it, and only it, longways, making it look like she had a dildo by the head end.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





On another language note. In Finnish, "pussi" is "bag". So "mega bag" was "megapussi" commonly seen in bags of chips.



Well the snack companies chickened out and replaced it with a boring English label :(

ESDK
Oct 10, 2007


:hmmyes: Slags do seem like they might benefit the most from some tvätt service.

szary
Mar 12, 2014

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Love to be with my dick-bud in the dom haus.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


drat judgemental Swedes.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



tribbledirigible posted:

drat judgemental Swedes.

There's misunderstanding here, that's not an insult for my people but a term of appreciation.

We like sluts. We like sluts a lot.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

There's misunderstanding here, that's not an insult for my people but a term of appreciation.

We like sluts. We like sluts a lot.

drat sex-positive, opend-minded Swedes.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Desert bitches make do

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

I remember someone dug up Lars Von Trier's first short film he made as a little child, and it ends the exact same way.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Finally found the right partner for the bad pickup lines skeleton

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Now you got me wondering what the ideal skeleton date would be, like what qualities is a skeleton looking for in a partner? Like I wouldn't have thought "really long guts" would make even the top ten

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Must have vagina bone or NO SALE

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is you have huge guts a compliment?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Karate Bastard posted:

Now you got me wondering what the ideal skeleton date would be, like what qualities is a skeleton looking for in a partner? Like I wouldn't have thought "really long guts" would make even the top ten

Play Undertale and all your questions will be answered.

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

same joke for Swedish speakers

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