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Apr 22, 2023 14:59
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So, how long until he backtracks again, and restores legacy verification badges in some form or another? He'll probably replace them with doges or some other epic meme.
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Apr 22, 2023 15:03
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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1649712405797011456 how do i run twitter
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Apr 22, 2023 15:09
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1649712405797011456 ohhh noooo not propagandaaaaa
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Apr 22, 2023 15:13
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Dr. VooDoo posted:He’s so loving dumb and his fragile ego means he can’t admit the common practice for space rocket launches for decades is better than his stupid ideas so he’s gonna slap a giant slab of metal underneath it and spray it with some hoses. Really glad we’re paying this stupid rear end in a top hat billions of tax dollars to not even be able to reinvent what our public institutions did over have a century ago I'm sorry but he's solved this from First Principles so actually he's right
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Apr 22, 2023 15:17
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there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth when a liberal is subjected to unfiltered content from the orient
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Apr 22, 2023 15:19
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Pretty sure that Robert Goddard had figured out the whole, "How not to destroy your own launchpad" thing back in the 1920's.
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Apr 22, 2023 15:19
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Dr. VooDoo posted:
I'm curious if there's gonna be a mass exodus of twitter blue guys next month after they realize that it's not going to signify what they thought it would. I mean sure, outright scammers will still have good reason to subscribe, but the guys who thought it would bring them a sense of legitimacy and prestige have got to get tired of all the bullying after a while edit: imagine reading THIS headline from THIS publication and not having your eyeballs just roll out of your head. and there are SO MANY people who will feel that way! bigstupidjellyfish has issued a correction as of 15:31 on Apr 22, 2023 |
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Apr 22, 2023 15:23
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You dumb celebrities have to pay for the checkmark or else it’s just me and people like me who have them and people will think it’s a loser mark then!
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is Elon going to get the same people who do the Tesla metal work to make that steel plate? how many quarter rounds will be used in the new launch pad?
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Apr 22, 2023 15:29
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Looking forward to steel shrapnel for the next launch
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Apr 22, 2023 15:30
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1649712405797011456 Twitter levels the playing field, American intelligencia starts making GBS threads itself
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Apr 22, 2023 15:42
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the launch pad will be made of wood, that way there won't be any need to clear the rubble away when building the next one. saving money, the Elon Musk Way™
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Apr 22, 2023 15:43
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1 to 12 = months until Boca Chica is ready for the next launch 8 = months until FSD robotaxis for sure 3 to 5 = years X, the everything app, has been accelerated 1776 = needs to commence again
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Apr 22, 2023 15:44
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Musk’s fans are so bad at selling the Twitter Blue plan. -You will give money to Elon -You are a stupid idiot if you don’t
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Apr 22, 2023 15:47
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https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1649774329880518657?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ
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Apr 22, 2023 15:51
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Musk’s fans are so bad at selling the Twitter Blue plan. bullying only works for getting people off Twitter
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Apr 22, 2023 15:51
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 Honestly probably has always been there but lol
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Apr 22, 2023 16:13
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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1649781433437679620?t=U1E1W-ZP8k8J1UM0QjCwqA&s=19
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Apr 22, 2023 16:19
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Sesame Street is not a public figure big bird is. idiot
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Apr 22, 2023 16:21
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Missingnoleader posted:For once a Tesla battery is useful. Did it burst into flames and they're cooking hot dogs on it or something?
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Apr 22, 2023 16:29
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And the other brain genius tech CEOs are thinking it's amazing how twitter is still running with just 20% of the original staff!
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Apr 22, 2023 16:33
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1649781433437679620?t=U1E1W-ZP8k8J1UM0QjCwqA&s=19 Yeah I was gonna post about that. Any famous person who isn’t paying for the sucker mark ends up with replies like this that are at the top of any of their tweets since Twitter blue payers get shunted to the top in replies: https://twitter.com/jxmxslxm/status/1649776218001080320?s=20 Kind of a hard sell to any notable person to even stick around your social media site, let alone pay for it, when their main experience now to anything they post is hundreds of unhinged Muskites and Nazis calling them heretics and blasphemers for not giving Elon money
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Apr 22, 2023 16:35
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lol what the gently caress https://twitter.com/_FleerUltra/status/1649760991029374976 https://twitter.com/AChutneyFerret/status/1649762093137031168
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Apr 22, 2023 16:36
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1649781433437679620?t=U1E1W-ZP8k8J1UM0QjCwqA&s=19 Wait seaseme street taking a stand with the 'plebs' is a bad thing?
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Apr 22, 2023 16:38
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1649712405797011456 all media is propaganda - elon musk quotes
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Apr 22, 2023 16:38
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those are some powerful brain worms on obama. "hmm blue check from twitter blue is lame. i know, i'll pay 1000 dollars to get a blue check that isn't from twitter blue! i'm smart" edit: i have made a grave error and apologize. it is 1000 dollars a month according to that tweet, not a one time payment.
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Apr 22, 2023 16:41
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1649799172101664781
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Apr 22, 2023 16:42
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Apr 22, 2023 16:42
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 oh so it’s somehow worse than the already horrible initial starting point of apartheid era gem mine
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Apr 22, 2023 16:50
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an underrated comedy aspect of the Street Fighter 6 demo that dropped 48 hours ago: there's a bunch of weird metaphors involving self-driving cars, rockets to mars, and requiring a stable launch platform for your big rocket
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Apr 22, 2023 16:55
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You can find the ground where the emeralds are, just look for the mass grave site of the diggers
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Apr 22, 2023 16:57
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lmao
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Apr 22, 2023 16:58
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what the gently caress
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Apr 22, 2023 16:59
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wow that’s way worse
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Apr 22, 2023 17:07
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its weird how 'bragging about my human rights crimes to own my son' is actually the moral decision here
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Apr 22, 2023 17:09
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You can't prove it happened, because it was all done illegally and without a paper trail, as my father here will happily corroborate 
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Apr 22, 2023 17:12
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this is one of those insane things that's horrible if you think about it for more than a second but it won't stick because no outlet will explicitly state what's going on in a situation like this out of fear of retaliation
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Apr 22, 2023 17:13
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Yeah I was gonna post about that. Any famous person who isn’t paying for the sucker mark ends up with replies like this that are at the top of any of their tweets since Twitter blue payers get shunted to the top in replies: "Wait til they start taxing the rich" may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on the bird site Imagine looking at the state of the world around you and saying that in seriousness
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Apr 22, 2023 17:18
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Errol Musk just being an old-school colonial exploiter is a throwback to a time when most of Africa and South America were just flooded with a million Frank Reynolds-type of guys.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:20
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the biggest bargain is paying 0$ and still getting functionally the same thing lmao
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Apr 22, 2023 17:23
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